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Offline Zacherof

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The meanest thing you've ever done to someone
« on: July 06, 2013, 10:12:54 AM »
Back in middle school there was this woodshop teacher.  He was a total jerk. Wod harrasing me and give lots of our detentions.  One week he got brand new woodshop tables. So some punk drillied into the tables and he got pissed. Blamed me and I got suspended.
Well to this guy had a train whistle. The lite wood ones ya know? Would blow it to signify start/stop working. Well after the above incident, one of my friends stole it, and gave it to me. At which point I gave it a shot of semen and gave it back to my friends.

Still has the same whistle 9 years later :rofl
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Re: The meanest thing you've ever done to someone
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2013, 10:26:40 AM »
Back in middle school there was this woodshop teacher.  He was a total jerk. Wod harrasing me and give lots of our detentions.  One week he got brand new woodshop tables. So some punk drillied into the tables and he got pissed. Blamed me and I got suspended.
Well to this guy had a train whistle. The lite wood ones ya know? Would blow it to signify start/stop working. Well after the above incident, one of my friends stole it, and gave it to me. At which point I gave it a shot of semen and gave it back to my friends.

Still has the same whistle 9 years later :rofl

Tell us about your experiences in grammar class. 

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Re: The meanest thing you've ever done to someone
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2013, 10:31:40 AM »
Tell us about your experiences in grammar class. 

....or DUI class because I'm sure that will happen too.

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Re: The meanest thing you've ever done to someone
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2013, 10:51:45 AM »
Tell us about your experiences in grammar class.  
Freaking grammar nazi's :old:
I'm great at readign but I always got dinged for mispelling and improper grammar :rolleyes:
....or DUI class because I'm sure that will happen too.

And where may I ask did you conjure up this idea?
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Re: The meanest thing you've ever done to someone
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2013, 11:07:50 AM »
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Re: The meanest thing you've ever done to someone
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2013, 11:08:43 AM »
Broken a heart....


but on a lighter note: Someone I knew in high school had this weird thing he would do when he was mad at his mother....he would "jerk it" into her shampoo as way of "showing her"...smh
Like, ya know, when that thing that makes you move, it has pistons and things, When your thingamajigy is providing power, you do not hear other peoples thingamajig when they are providing power.

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Re: The meanest thing you've ever done to someone
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2013, 11:10:30 AM »
Broken a heart....


but on a lighter note: Someone I knew in high school had this weird thing he would do when he was mad at his mother....he would "jerk it" into her shampoo as way of "showing her"...smh


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Re: The meanest thing you've ever done to someone
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2013, 01:19:29 PM »
the thing about being mean to somebody is that they have to know you were mean to them.  for example if you cheated on your gf and she never finds out, leaves you and goes on with her life.  it just means that you look stupid for trying to look mean.

for example the thing about your teacher, how do you know he didnt do the same thing and you touched it with your hands.  actually maybe your friends did it too and you held it in your hands.  now it went from being mean to make you look like a fool thinking you were mean to somebody when the joke was on you.


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Re: The meanest thing you've ever done to someone
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2013, 01:56:45 PM »
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Re: The meanest thing you've ever done to someone
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2013, 02:33:15 PM »
I'm curious what the original poster used as his fantasy material to achieve the exitement level required for the task?

Was he thinking about the shop teacher's lips touching it?

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Re: The meanest thing you've ever done to someone
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2013, 02:51:55 PM »
Back in middle school there was this woodshop teacher.  He was a total jerk. Wod harrasing me and give lots of our detentions.  One week he got brand new woodshop tables. So some punk drillied into the tables and he got pissed. Blamed me and I got suspended.
Well to this guy had a train whistle. The lite wood ones ya know? Would blow it to signify start/stop working. Well after the above incident, one of my friends stole it, and gave it to me. At which point I gave it a shot of semen and gave it back to my friends.

Still has the same whistle 9 years later :rofl

I had the impression your need to constantly post on this BBS was borderline obsessive–compulsive.. I was wrong about the borderline you're actually quite F-d up.  :huh

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Re: The meanest thing you've ever done to someone
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2013, 02:58:51 PM »
I'm curious what the original poster used as his fantasy material to achieve the exitement level required for the task?

Was he thinking about the shop teacher's lips touching it?
I was in 7th grade :old: Girls just walking by got me going  :old:
 
I had the impression your need to constantly post on this BBS was borderline obsessive–compulsive.. I was wrong about the borderline you're actually quite F-d up.  :huh

here I am just trying to get a funny thread going and all you guys can do is ridicule, and twist it in a negative manner.

You too good to admit you can be mean and nasty?

Jeez maybe there is no hope
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Re: The meanest thing you've ever done to someone
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2013, 03:04:34 PM »
I would say some of the things that I have done....but

ill just keep it between myself and GOD.

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Re: The meanest thing you've ever done to someone
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2013, 03:09:14 PM »
here I am just trying to get a funny thread going and all you guys can do is ridicule, and twist it in a negative manner.

See anybody laughing about what you did?  Twist this into a negative manner?
This story was negative as soon as you hit the post button.

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Re: The meanest thing you've ever done to someone
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2013, 03:14:21 PM »
Then you and I have very different views on what is humurous and what is not :neener:
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