There are so many to choose from, and by their very nature you had to have been there for most of them to be truly funny, but a few of my favorites:
- FBCrabby stating on country channel after bailing out over an enemy airfield that he was going to shoot the next pilot to take off in the head. He walked over to the runway, and seconds later somebody spawned, and boom, he shot them right in the head, killing like a Spitfire or whatever it was with his pistol! Since there were no planes nearby, I have always wondered if the guy that got hit ever knew what hit him.
- The Knight pilot that was flying over an enemy field, I think for the purpose of taking down the dar; when a large mission spawned on the runway. He dropped his bomb on the runway and got some ridiculous number of kills (seems like it was like 15-20).
- Putz was doing what he used to do on ch200, and apparently we Freebirds set him off with something we did, so he was ranting about us and being generally insulting. I was returning to base with 5 kills and I thought maybe I could bait him, so I landed at a safe base, and waited. Putz made another disparaging comment, so I said something like, "You talk a lot of stuff for somebody that hasn't landed any kills recently". He comes back, as I thought he might with, "I NEVER see any Freechickens landing kills". I instantly hit end flight so that the 5 kills system message immediately followed his statement in the text buffer. I still have the screenshot from that one somewhere.
- The massive goon raids that we used to do way back in the day.
- Flying a goon and having an Me-262 dive in from somewhere in the stratosphere only to compress and lawn dart right next to me. C-47 = 1 : Me-262 = 0. Also, evading an attacking La-7 while in a goon, eventually gaining his tail, and sticking right on it for a few minutes, ultimately resulting in the La-7 running for home, while I (slowly) chased in the mighty goon lol!
- Watching a drunken pilot who shall remain unnamed repeatedly crash Me-262s until he was out of perks.
- Circling a King Tiger in my M-8, remaining just ahead of his turret, peppering him with shells until he was tracked, and hoping for that elusive achievement. Alas, even though I scored probably a dozen hits from all sides, somebody else with another tank fired in, taking the kill. Still it was a heart-pounding minute, laughing hysterically the whole time.