Statistics and metrics are proving me correct thus far..
You're right. It's all a hoax. No one has actually gotten sick at all. It's a Soros plot.
Do us a favor though.....
Please pack yourself into every Trump rally you can over the next year.
Sit up front so you can be sprayed with everybody's respiratory spittle.
Before you leave the auditorium, lick everyone's palm and tell them it is a secret QAnon ritual.
You'll be fine.