Just had a new thought. The Jerk Multiplier.

[lazs2]

jerkal1 ... that's pretty good very apt.... but then not as descriptive as his original handle..  still, why anyone would give themselves the handle of "jizzhead" is beyond me.... descriptive or not.
lazs

[Apache]

Originally posted by Jackal1
 Get out of his lap before Toad gets jealous.

lol, you completed the image I have of you. You even bark like a chihuahua.

[Grizzly]

What amuses me about all this is how most here think this will only affect the other guy.  =o)

[Octavius]

Originally posted by lazs2
jerkal1 ... that's pretty good very apt.... but then not as descriptive as his original handle..  still, why anyone would give themselves the handle of "jizzhead" is beyond me.... descriptive or not.
lazs

Hey, Curval is "superjizz" !  Nothing wrong with that

[Sakai]

Originally posted by Grizzly
What amuses me about all this is how most here think this will only affect the other guy.  =o)

Woot!  Word, brother Griz, what was it that I think Swift said?  "Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own; which is the chief reason for that kind of reception it meets in the world, and that so very few are offended with it."?

Sakai

[Jackal1]

Originally posted by Apache
lol, you completed the image I have of you. You even bark like a chihuahua.

   Your just used to little dogs like Laz a.k.a. Humpy The Wonder Pooch.  Don`t roam with the big dogs , play it safe. Now go take your place in line . It`s prolly get close to your quality lap sitting time also.
  Little dogs like you belong under the porch anyway.

[Jackal1]

Originally posted by lazs2
jerkal1 ... that's pretty good very apt.... but then not as descriptive as his original handle..  still, why anyone would give themselves the handle of "jizzhead" is beyond me.... descriptive or not.
lazs

Humpy , your just lucky your spelling powers are as rotten as your comprehension and math  talents. Liz is spelled with an "I" but we`ll look over it. The pink shirt gives ya away anyway.

[Dead Man Flying]

Originally posted by Jackal1
Humpy , your just lucky your spelling powers are as rotten as your comprehension and math  talents. Liz is spelled with an "I" but we`ll look over it. The pink shirt gives ya away anyway.

Your plane is looking pretty flimsy, Jackal.

-- Todd/Leviathn

[AKcurly]

Originally posted by hitech
Basic concept would be that every time some one uses profanity or abusive behavior,or whines. A multiplier is lowered. This multiplier is applied to the jerk's planes hardness, thus lowering it.

It recovers over a period of time where that person playes nice with others. Or posibly by helping out new players.

No idea how I could monitor the behavior.

HiTech

How about this?  Count the number of squelches applied to the jerk.  For each 10 squelchs (dunno, maybe more/less),  reduce his ability to carry ammo by 50%.

Make the effect last 30 minutes and reset his squelch counter to 0 at that point.

I still like my idea about giving the squelchee visual feedback: Each time someone is squelched, announce it via channel 6 .

curly

[vorticon]

Originally posted by Ghosth
HT,

Give everyone who logs in a single golden BB per day. Make sending it easy, like .shoot Gameid. Play a loud "ping" sound when you get shot.

A single bb from another player causes
1 minor random damage.

2 = larger damage, gun jam, etc.

3 = Oil line failure, fuel leak, fire, etc.

5 in a 15 min period blows up your plane & mutes you on channel 1 for 1 hour.

10 bb's shut down your AH Voice, kill all comms except squad, a

Let the people online decide who's ok & who's rocking the boat.

However, AH is not the place to hold a grudge. So if you shoot the same person more than 3 times in a week you lose your BB's for a week.

Last, let people save a few, but not more than a weeks worth. BB's unused after a week evaporate.

and whats stopping someone from waiting till they get shot down then using that to take him out...or a bunch of dweebs picking random names from opponents...

[Sundog]

If someone is that big of a jerk, how about having their plane suddenly start spouting pink wingtip smoke. Everyone who see's it and shoots him/her before he gets back to base and exits properly (The plane can't shoot but becomes indestructable) receives 10 of that pilots perk points and if they disco or auger while streaming pink smoke they lose all perk points? Oh, this feature also mutes them as well

[Jackal1]

Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
Your plane is looking pretty flimsy, Jackal.

-- Todd/Leviathn

   Not a problem. I learned in a "flimsy" plane at a very young age.

[bockko]

kill[mouth]shooter!

pilot 1: you ()*head!
pilot 1's plane: BANG [wing falls off]

[lazs2]

so that's what it's all about.... jerkal is stalking me because I won't let him sit in my lap and he thinks others are.... it's all so clear now..   I thought he was kidding all this time asking me in private if he could come over and do a lap dance.
lazs

[Maniac]

A whine has been recorded...