Author Topic: need some advice about my instructor (Read 8915 times)

mia389 · « **Reply #90 on:** September 30, 2003, 04:36:17 PM »

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Originally posted by Eagler
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be sure to post the after pictures - after her boyfriend finishes with you

IM bigger then him so no worries there. He does own some guns though

udet · « **Reply #91 on:** September 30, 2003, 04:48:23 PM »

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Originally posted by mia389
IM bigger then him so no worries there. He does own some guns though

but if he doesn't play AH he's not good at deflection shooting...so run like hell

Dinger · « **Reply #92 on:** September 30, 2003, 04:57:57 PM »

well, at least you can say you were really drunk.
Man, they should make a breathalyzer for email and BBS posting.
I'd be there.

eskimo2 · « **Reply #93 on:** September 30, 2003, 06:04:41 PM »

Sunday night I was playing with my four-year old daughter. I was squeezing this toy, soft-plastic, cylindrical, Fischer-Price-type, little guy, and realized that it could work like a suction cup. So I stuck it on my forehead and pretended that I didn’t know it was there while my daughter was laughing and saying, “It’s right there on your forehead!” Typical dad stuff, except that it left a perfectly-round, nickel-sized, purple dot, smack-dab in the middle of my forehead. I call it my stupidity mark. Yeah, a little blue man gave me a hickey. I’ve been feeling pretty dumb, until I read this thread…

Now I feel like a genius…

eskimo

deSelys · « **Reply #94 on:** September 30, 2003, 06:23:48 PM »

C'mon guys, being in love is all about doing dumb things!!

Mia, I don't have much experience in this field, but the 33 yrs old I am should say you're doomed.... But the kid (err...teen in this case) still sleeping in me is hoping for a happy conclusion. So we both cross fingers for you! Keep us informed.

One advice tho: go easy on the booze...Drinking a lot will keep you away from the real ladies. And when you feel the urge to write another e-mail, go have a cold shower instead

-ammo- · « **Reply #95 on:** September 30, 2003, 06:27:05 PM »

This is great stuff MIA. Keep us posted man. If you really like the girl, I say keep it slow, but dont walk away. She isnt married after all.

Octavius · « **Reply #96 on:** September 30, 2003, 06:44:58 PM »

turds! all of you

There's still an ounce of optimism in me. There's a chance, a very small chance, that this'll turn out good

If not, then it'll just turn out... in that case, run for the hills.

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originally suggested by Chairboy:

If you can, laugh it off saying you were drunk and you don't remember what you typed. Something about flying jets.

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I LIKE THIS OPTION!

But the spelling and grammar is pretty damn good for inebriation... say you were dictating.

Mini D · « **Reply #97 on:** September 30, 2003, 07:05:38 PM »

What you should do is go up flying with her and then nail her while over 5500 feet. Then, the next day wear a "Migh High Club Member" teeshirt with a big ****-eating grin and never talk to her again.

I did the same thing to FunkedUp and it was awesome.

MiniD

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #98 on:** September 30, 2003, 07:07:52 PM »

Mia389 I can't help you if you don't give us pictures.

Chaos68 · « **Reply #99 on:** September 30, 2003, 07:10:25 PM »

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Mia389 I can't help you if you don't give us pictures.

i second that!

midnight Target · « **Reply #100 on:** September 30, 2003, 07:16:43 PM »

I've been 23 twice now... you're still toast.

mia389 · « **Reply #101 on:** September 30, 2003, 07:41:00 PM »

Mini D · « **Reply #102 on:** September 30, 2003, 07:43:06 PM »

Go for it. You're not going to ever get another chance at a chick less than 600 lbs.

MiniD

Chaos68 · « **Reply #103 on:** September 30, 2003, 07:45:13 PM »

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Originally posted by Mini D
Go for it. You're not going to ever get another chance at a chick less than 600 lbs.

MiniD

she's a cutie!

Chairboy · « **Reply #104 on:** September 30, 2003, 07:53:26 PM »

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she's a cutie!

She sure is. I suppose that'll make the fact Mia will never be able to face her again that much more tragic.