Beetle,
That is your problem, your pic/example is not even close to a furball. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, that you actually knew what a furball was. Not it. Multiply the cons by a factor of 5 or 10 then you have a furball.
So whats that, not scottish mist, boring pizza.
And on Pizza Crap it's not a matter of too hard to find, they don't exist, period!