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Offline hitech

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« Reply #30 on: June 24, 2004, 02:22:29 PM »
ATTN, ATTN the worst thing ever. This bug must be fixed now.

AHII Says You have ditched instead it positivly has to read

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"your plane did not come to a stop on friendly tarmac."



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« Reply #31 on: June 24, 2004, 02:23:44 PM »
HAhahahahah

Yeah title is kinda over board lol

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« Reply #32 on: June 24, 2004, 02:32:38 PM »
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ATTN, ATTN the worst thing ever. This bug must be fixed now.

AHII Says You have ditched instead it positivly has to read

 


:rolleyes:


HiTech

I guess no one has ever accused you of having a SENCE OF HUMAR.

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« Reply #33 on: June 24, 2004, 02:51:17 PM »
HiTech,

Maybe a Jeep with a towbar and winch could be modeled to tow "ditched" airplanes back onto the runway! LOL

Oooo, oooo and one with cup holders and an umbrella for a few perks.  I'll just sit at the end of the runway drinking cold ones in the shade waiting for people to bounce and skid off the runway....

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« Reply #34 on: June 24, 2004, 02:55:55 PM »
ROFL!  Of course HiTech has a sense of humour.... only last night in the MA there was a collective gasp when in answer to someone asking what to press for auto-land, he replied "isn't it Alt-F4?" :aok  :D
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« Reply #35 on: June 24, 2004, 03:02:12 PM »
How about a point multiplier change. When you land on runway nothing changes, when you land on the field "or set distance from runway" you still land your kills, you still get your name in lights, but the multiplier changes to a lesser value and your perk points are slightly lower.

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« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2004, 03:20:29 PM »
oh that made my afternoon


by the way, do use liquid nitrogen to get that 286 to run at 133mhz?  lol

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« Reply #37 on: June 24, 2004, 03:25:32 PM »
Technically, you aren't supposed to stop and get out of your aircraft on the runway but really you are supposed to end up *off* the runway and shut down.  Seems they do have it backwards anyway.

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« Reply #38 on: June 24, 2004, 03:28:07 PM »
Well, some guys just fell dead asleep in there planes on the tarmac after landing.  thats me.

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« Reply #39 on: June 24, 2004, 04:04:23 PM »
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The problem is the runway becomes nothing after that.  People will never bother to line up for a good landing and that just gets gamey.  If they made a grass landing tear the undercarriage off your plane, then they may have something.
 

As it is, you f----d up your landing, you f----d up your score.  Would you like some bread and cheese with that?  


btw if your gear is damaged, dont use it and slide in full flaps as slow as she will go.


     You might want to take a closer look at WW2 fields, especially
the earlier ones.  Large grass squares were not uncommon, and
they had several advantages...not the least of which is fewer
crosswind landings.

     The switch to paved strips was mostly due to larger, heavier
aircraft later on in the war.  Grass still proved very useful to
fighter types though.
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« Reply #40 on: June 24, 2004, 04:15:49 PM »
The large landing squares were called "landing mats".

The primary training fields that my father used in Texas were a mile square. He said you just pointed into the wind and tried to stay out of each other's way. There'd be dozens of planes using the mat at one time.
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« Reply #41 on: June 24, 2004, 04:27:10 PM »
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oh that made my afternoon


by the way, do use liquid nitrogen to get that 286 to run at 133mhz?  lol



There we are ergRTC,

...been a long time since I saw the old Compy 286...first computer I had.  Thought it was cool to play "Harpoon"

Had to upgrade to play "Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe" and BoB.

Brought the old boy out  to play AHII, works great, just knocked the cobwebs off, and ready to go.  They just don't build 'em like they used to...

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« Reply #42 on: June 25, 2004, 12:08:10 PM »
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I guess no one has ever accused you of having a SENCE OF HUMAR.


Don't worry, Nobody ever accused you of being funny :p

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« Reply #43 on: June 25, 2004, 12:16:03 PM »
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Originally posted by Puke ver. 2
Technically, you aren't supposed to stop and get out of your aircraft on the runway but really you are supposed to end up *off* the runway and shut down.  Seems they do have it backwards anyway.


You can taxi to a hangar if your want.  Parking your plane on any paved surface counts as a landing, any unpaved surface counts as a ditch.

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« Reply #44 on: June 25, 2004, 01:11:08 PM »
How about if you could land then get out and walk to the runway. You would still land your kills the multiplier would change to a value to reflect that you had ditched, but add a small percentage to the total for the walk back to base.

On top of all that it would say on the game kill message channel something like " XXXXX landed 2 kills, ditched and walked his sorry oscar back to base."
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