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Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

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« Reply #345 on: November 18, 2004, 11:40:16 AM »
Anyone for a parrot drumstick?
-SW

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« Reply #346 on: November 18, 2004, 11:42:00 AM »
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Anyone for a parrot drumstick?
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:D "Braaaaack!"

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« Reply #347 on: November 18, 2004, 11:57:07 AM »
:lol

Hijack... SUCCESSFUL!

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« Reply #348 on: November 18, 2004, 01:48:35 PM »
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Ok, this post explains most of your problem:

Youre 17.

How do I know this?  

You seem to be infatuated with snipers.  As we all know, snipers are just plain cool, but the peak of their coolness exists within the male brain between the ages of 15 and 21.  During this time, snipers are only rivaled in coolness by pirates, ninjas and softcore porn involving the Olsen twins.  

Also worth a look is your mention of the sniper "death grip" as some sort of trained move, which is probably a talent more suited to a GI Joe action figure than a Marnie with a scope and a recon badge.  Although I do agree... its a good thing you can recognize on sight that this Marine sn1per (who was just lending a helping hand and pulling a CQB shift) was indeed trained in the "sniper deathgrip" because without it he might have been SOL in that situation.

Now go clean up your room.


HAHAHAHA!!!! I said the same thing yesterday. To this oscarhole, he has no clue.

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« Reply #349 on: November 18, 2004, 02:06:05 PM »
sclot5z... you better hope we never become nazis cause there wouldn't be a damn thing you could do about it except maybe go back to butt smooch mode.

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« Reply #350 on: November 18, 2004, 02:06:59 PM »
I hope we become pirates, be a lot more fun and we get to hunt for booty.
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« Reply #351 on: November 18, 2004, 02:08:16 PM »
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we get to hunt booty.


I hunted a lot of booty before I got married.

:(

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« Reply #352 on: November 18, 2004, 02:10:16 PM »
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I hunted a lot of booty before I got married.

:(

Crumpp


Yep, that $uck POOP, me to!

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« Reply #353 on: November 18, 2004, 02:11:07 PM »
Laz,

Vidkun schultz there would have plenty of ideas how to deal with nazi's. It's in his history to deal with nazis' He wouldn't get rid of them, just deal.
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« Reply #354 on: November 18, 2004, 02:12:44 PM »
but ya get to fly them neato 109's!

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« Reply #355 on: November 18, 2004, 02:17:08 PM »
109s are ghey, they look like vibrators with wings. Pirate ships and monkeys is where it's at. Plus booty!
-SW

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« Reply #356 on: November 18, 2004, 02:21:15 PM »
So what you are saying is that you don't like the ghey booty in the 109's????
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« Reply #357 on: November 18, 2004, 02:22:59 PM »
I don't like the ghey 109 because it attracts ghey booty.
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« Reply #358 on: November 18, 2004, 02:27:47 PM »
109's are ugly and annoying and the people who like them have really bad body odor.

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« Reply #359 on: November 18, 2004, 02:41:05 PM »
Damn... I love 109's.  :(

I think most of that comes from AW though... where I was of the mindset that I couldnt be caught dead flying around the VOD in a Dweebfire in the RR arena.  ;)

Az were definately the pirates.
Bz were the snipers (with deathgrip)
Cz were the Olsen twins.