Jebus, Rip.
Don't you have real friends to brag to. You know, the ones that you can see in person. Or have you run all of those off from your constant bragging.
Oh wait. I know. Let's play the Drippy game.
You brag about something and then I'll brag about how I did it better.
Well, then you brag about how you did it even better than me and then I'll reciprocate.