Author Topic: your favorite quote (Read 2842 times)

Suave · « **Reply #75 on:** December 29, 2004, 10:36:50 AM »

You politicofetishists will like this one.

"I think the end is near. This time I think the Americans are serious, Bush is not like Clinton."

Uday Hussien

oboe · « **Reply #76 on:** December 29, 2004, 11:12:47 AM »

Dangerfield has a few great ones. My fav:

"I was an ugly baby. When I was born, the Doc took one look at me and slapped my mother."

cars · « **Reply #77 on:** December 29, 2004, 02:19:19 PM »

"Badges??? We doan need no stinking badges."

lazs2 · « **Reply #78 on:** December 29, 2004, 02:46:40 PM »

another dangerfield one about high school football... "those guys were so tough that after they sacked the quarterback they went after his family"

or clemens... (on the pepperbox) "it was a marvelous weapon, the only trouble with it was that you couldn't hit anything with it."

lazs

P0G0 · « **Reply #79 on:** December 29, 2004, 03:55:50 PM »

DOH...

capt. apathy · « **Reply #80 on:** December 29, 2004, 05:38:52 PM »

I found this to be the most accurate description of my high-school experience.
I can't remember who said it. may have been Gallagher (sp?), but I'm not sure.

"the P.E. teacher is fat, the home-ec teacher is divorced, the shop teacher is missing 2 fingers, and the guidance counselor cries a lot and needs someone to talk to"

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #81 on:** December 29, 2004, 05:53:12 PM »

"Whats this button do?"- Christa McAuliffe

Sikboy · « **Reply #82 on:** December 29, 2004, 05:59:47 PM »

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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
"Whats this button do?"- Christa McAuliffe

Hmmm, 18 years old and still tasteless.

-Sik

Karnak · « **Reply #83 on:** December 29, 2004, 08:26:52 PM »

"There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but boys, it is all hell."
-General William Tecumseh Sherman

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #84 on:** December 29, 2004, 08:29:20 PM »

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Originally posted by Sikboy
Hmmm, 18 years old and still tasteless.

-Sik

Yes but still funny:D

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #85 on:** December 29, 2004, 08:30:16 PM »

"When being shot at, Shoot back"- Rommel

Seraphim · « **Reply #86 on:** December 30, 2004, 02:23:38 AM »

****, even in the future nothin works!

-Lord Dark Helmet

Vudak · « **Reply #87 on:** December 30, 2004, 03:01:59 AM »

"When life throws you a bad pitch, lean into it and take first for free". - I'd like to say I coined that but it might have come to me one of those nights I left the TV on...

"If you're going through hell, keep going!" - Churchill

"Women have two types of orgasims - the actual one and the ones they make up on their own... And I can give you the male point of view on this, which is, we're fine with it." - Jerry Seinfeld

lazs2 · « **Reply #88 on:** December 30, 2004, 08:25:13 AM »

adam after god told him that for an arm and a leg he could get a woman built that would love him without question and anytime or way he liked and shut up and do his laundry and clean and cook and raise his children and never be unfaithful.....

"what can I get for a rib"

lazs

moto61 · « **Reply #89 on:** January 01, 2005, 10:47:42 PM »

"If a buzzard had a JukeBox up his bellybutton there would be music in the air."

My Dad "Mike823" favorite quote as I was growing to my many if statements.