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« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2005, 11:19:06 PM »
Nuke, you can't open those doors if the aircraft is pressurized. Ain't no man strong enough, ain't no electric motor stong enough.

Now, if you're saying it was unpressurized at the time, there had to be a pressurization malfunction or a "switchology" operator error.
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« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2005, 11:20:48 PM »
the only exception is listed in the second link.  it was not over the pacific and only one person was affected.
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« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2005, 11:21:51 PM »
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Nuke, you can't open those doors if the aircraft is pressurized. Ain't no man strong enough, ain't no electric motor stong enough.

Now, if you're saying it was unpressurized at the time, there had to be a pressurization malfunction or a "switchology" operator error.


All I am saying is what happened....it changed my life. It feels like a different life to me.

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« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2005, 11:25:44 PM »
he's ****ing with us....
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« Reply #49 on: January 09, 2005, 11:25:52 PM »
One of my stupider moments. Had a dirtbike in college. They were building stuff by our apartments and right out the back in a field they were dumping a HUGE pile of dirt. The pile probably got to 25 feet at the crest, and the dirt was pretty soft.

Of course, all of us with dirt bikes tried to ride up and over the crest. After a while the dirt packed down and trails were made... I was the first guy to make it up and over.

Pile was around for weeks.

OK, one Friday afternoon a whiskey front blew through and my roomate wanted to learn to ride in the dirt. So we went out and I showed him the ropes. He did terrible. I took the bike to show him how.

Got a good run at the mound and really went hauling up the side; made the crest with a good bunch of speed and jumped it.... only to find that while we had been away at school they had bulldozed most of the back side of the hill away.

I'm standing on the pegs, looking down past the footpegs and there's......... nothing but air for about 25-30 feet.

Right away the brain flashed an important message: "This is going to hurt".

The brain was wrong for once; I think the whiskey protected me. I managed to keep the bike upright and landed on the back wheel. Flat rear tire, busted both rear shocks, bent the handle bars a bit and some other minor damage. I got tossed when the front wheel came down in to the newly 'dozed ground.

I walked away with some cuts and bruises. I rode around stuff before I planned to jump after that.
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« Reply #50 on: January 09, 2005, 11:27:55 PM »
Whatever. If the aircraft is pressurized, ain't nobody opening them doors.
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« Reply #51 on: January 09, 2005, 11:31:31 PM »
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Whatever. If the aircraft is pressurized, ain't nobody opening them doors.


I did what I did....I'm no expert.

End of story

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« Reply #52 on: January 09, 2005, 11:40:21 PM »
Then it wasn't pressurized.

Those are "plug type doors".

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From former aircraft mechanic/current NOTW Chief Correspondent Jerry Whittle:

"Plug doors are common in the cabin area of an aircraft. They are almost impossible to open if the pressure inside the aircraft is greater than the outside pressure. I've tried.

If there is even 1 PSIG difference, the average exit door would have about 300 pounds of pressure holding it closed. If the aircraft was fully pressurized, it could have been up to 8 PSIG or 2400 pounds of pressure.


Like I said, if it was pressurized, you couldn't have opened it. If you were at altitude and it wasn't pressurized, something was wrong with the pressurization system or it was operator error.
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« Reply #53 on: January 09, 2005, 11:40:24 PM »
The aircraft emergency exits open inwards correct? I do believe once I looked at the pictures the stewardess was pointing at. At altitude with a positive pressure in the aircraft cabin is it even possible to open the door while in flight?

Sorry to add to the hijack, just wanted to throw a bull..chit flag myself.


EDIT, I was beat to the punch, spent too much time reading and looking at flamethrowers...lol
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« Reply #54 on: January 09, 2005, 11:54:18 PM »
The craziest watermelon I've done?

It was..

Make up some story about openning a door on a plane... ON A FLIGHT SIM BBS!!!

:rofl

er wait... that wasn't me.


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« Reply #55 on: January 10, 2005, 12:18:00 AM »
Wow.
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« Reply #56 on: January 10, 2005, 01:43:37 AM »
When I was 16 I got **** drunk off Graves Grain Alcohol, stood up on the fireplace, started making a speech about something, and smashed a bottle over my head for emphasis.

After my friends had picked out most of the glass, I wrapped my head up in a towel, turban style, and proceeded to go about my day.  Still **** drunk, of course.

Oh well, there went my pretty face :D
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« Reply #57 on: January 10, 2005, 02:25:27 AM »
Sounds like yesterday at work :D

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« Reply #58 on: January 10, 2005, 09:02:47 AM »
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Then it wasn't pressurized.

Those are "plug type doors".



Like I said, if it was pressurized, you couldn't have opened it. If you were at altitude and it wasn't pressurized, something was wrong with the pressurization system or it was operator error.


Toad, I was able to open the door because I rolled the window down (just a crack) before...releasing some pressure.

When everyone was busy messing with their oxygen masks, I opened the door. I saw one stewardess and a couple of passengers fly out the door.

After the plane landed, I acted like I didn't know what had happened and nobody questioned me, so I went home and had a beer.

The next day I went to the mall and bought a model of a 747. I made the model, painted it like the plane I was on ( missing door too) and hung it from my ceiling.

That's really all I'm feel like saying obout the matter.

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« Reply #59 on: January 10, 2005, 12:30:21 PM »
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Toad, I was able to open the door because I rolled the window down (just a crack) before...releasing some pressure.

When everyone was busy messing with their oxygen masks, I opened the door. I saw one stewardess and a couple of passengers fly out the door.

After the plane landed, I acted like I didn't know what had happened and nobody questioned me, so I went home and had a beer.

The next day I went to the mall and bought a model of a 747. I made the model, painted it like the plane I was on ( missing door too) and hung it from my ceiling.

That's really all I'm feel like saying obout the matter.



I haven't even seen a 172 with a wind down window let alone a 747 LMAO. Sure your not mistaking this story for a car when you were a kid or drunk and kicked the family dogs out for a laugh?

This post is getting more hilarious all the time, cripes it could even become a classic like Voss and his exploits.



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