mussie said:What the hell is a Vader?
It's real name was the A-26B Invader, but in AW we discovered it SHOULD have been called the F/A-26 Darth Vader. GAWD, that thing was the ultimate weapon of the Dark Side. In competent hands (who could keep 4.95 Gs on it indefinitely, without ever crossing 5.0 and losing the wings), it could out-stallfight everything except zekes, but it had the E-fighting edge on even them. In real life, it had 1 gunner with remote turrets above and below the tail that worked together, but in AW it had 2 separate gunners who could aim in different directions in a multi-bogey furball. It carried so much ammo (like 1.5 minutes worth) for its 8x.50s in the nose that we'd spend the whole ingress with the trigger down to lighten ship (and trying to stay out of line-astern formation

). The ammo gauge looked like a fuel gauge and we'd usually shoot down to just an RCH above 1/4 before engaging. And the guns at both ends benefitted from the jacked-up "gunner leth" setting, and the plane itself enjoyed the "3x buff tuff" setting. In short, it was an awesome instrument of destruction. Look back on the 1st page of this thread for some old screens of how I decorated its cockpit

. (Actually, that was done by Crash, but to my specs)
I remember in the weeks before AW4W appeared on AOL, those of the Truly Evil among us, who weren't above going on AOL openly (many were too snooty, and denied ever doing so although they usually had "dark glasses" accounts there) decided on our plan for how to enjoy the opening of the dweebgates. We decided we'd fly nothing but Vaders, with no bombs or gunners, and without dumping ammo, and vulch ourselves blind until such times as AOL's baby seals could put up a decent fight. And we made predictions about how many kills we'd land. My personal best was 28, but that wasn't anywhere near the top. IIRC, several folks got over 50 per hop.
There was never anything like it, nor will there ever be again. Tens of thousands of totally innocent, totally clueless dweebs suddenly popping up everywhere you looked, and some of the best and cruelest pilots sims have ever produced licking their chops in anticipation. I'm sure there are literally hundreds of people out there who tried AW4W for an afternoon, whose experience consisted entirely of being vulched repeatedly by some taunting sadists in Vaders, and who've never touched a joystick since

.
And if anybody reading this survived that initiation and is still flying today,
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