The Notorious DA Challenge

[wetrat]

[Silat]

Well if you challenge SH you have to let him have a 15k advantage and promise to loan him your purse if you lose..
I for one will not loan my Prada bag to anyone...

[Wadke]

Originally posted by Zazen13
I'd love to see a film of you and Nath, I've never even seen a filmed duel that lasted more than 2 minutes after the merge. Often in the heat of the battle what seems like minutes is actually only 30 seconds, adrenalin dilates the perception of time by your brain, this enhances reaction times in times of crisis.

Zazen

I know of a duel that lasted 9 minutes after the merge.

Here Ya Go: Morph vs Wadke in T3H F6F!!

[mars01]

Wow! A four minute duel from 5k? Were they both blind drunk at the time?  I've duelled perhaps 1,500 times counting ladder competitions back in AW (I used to foolishly accept disgruntled victims DA challenges until I ended up spending 90% of my flying time in the DA with cry-babies). I think my longest recorded duel was 43 seconds after the merge and it was only that long because the guy tried to run?!?! I'm not sure if I want to see a 4 minute duel, would be like getting a 12 hour root canal.
If your duels take over 1 minute on average you and/or your opponent need some serious, hardcore work on your gunnery.

HAHAHHAHAHHAA:lol

This just proves my point, you have no clue. "I've duelled perhaps 1,500 times counting ladder competitions back in AW"  Yeah back in AW where I was good.  Right.  Put up or shut it Zazen.  Come spank me a few times in the DA and well see how skilled you are.  1500 times hahaha well then whats one more time LOL.  I suck in the DA most will confirm that, you shouldn't be so afraid.

I'm not sure if I want to see a 4 minute duel, would be like getting a 12 hour root canal.

Of course you wouldn't, then you would have to accept that there is more to ACM than swooping down on some unsuspecting con and running away. LOLH

I ended up spending 90% of my flying time in the DA with cry-babies

PLEAAAASSEEE!  What flying time!  You spend most of your preciouse flying time in a F Osti.  Like your flying time is so valuable.

Can any other AW vets confirm this, I doubt it.

[Zazen13]

Originally posted by Wadke
I know of a duel that lasted 9 minutes after the merge.

Here Ya Go: Morph vs Wadke in T3H F6F!!

Nice film, that F6 is one tough bird...Alot of missed shots and glancing blows that shoulda been game over though...

Zazen

[Zazen13]

Originally posted by mars01
you shouldn't be so afraid.

 

You are mistakingly confusing fear for me not giving a rat's ass, your bad.

Zazen

[Zazen13]

Originally posted by mars01

 PLEAAAASSEEE!  What flying time!  You spend most of your preciouse flying time in a F Osti.  Like your flying time is so valuable.

Can any other AW vets confirm this, I doubt it.

AW did not have Ostwinds so I had time to duel.

Zazen

[Zazen13]

Originally posted by mars01
Come spank me a few times in the DA and well see how skilled you are.  1500 times hahaha well then whats one more time LOL.  I suck in the DA most will confirm that, you shouldn't be so afraid.

I still duel, but I do so with friends and squadmates as a training or learning tool, not as a noodle measuring stick. The days of me going to the DA to measure noodlees with every little whiney Spit dweeb with a chip on his shoulder, a bad attitude, and something to prove to himself like you are long gone. I've done my time, I am now having a blast, I have nothing to prove to you, myself or anyone else. If you had a better attitude and were a little less down on anyone who enjoys flying differently than you I might have considered it just to be a nice guy and make you feel better. Heck, I even duelled Shane when I first started AH. I hope that gives you a clue where you stand on the AH obnoxious meter.

Zazen

[FuBaR]

Happy Holidays

[mars01]

I still duel, but I do so with friends and squadmates as a training or learning tool, not as a noodle measuring stick. The days of me going to the DA to measure noodlees with every little whiney Spit dweeb with a chip on his shoulder, a bad attitude, and something to prove to himself like you are long gone. I've done my time, I am now having a blast, I have nothing to prove to you, myself or anyone else. If you had a better attitude and were a little less down on anyone who enjoys flying differently than you I might have considered it just to be a nice guy and make you feel better. Heck, I even duelled Shane when I first started AH. I hope that gives you a clue where you stand on the AH obnoxious meter.

Umm a little obsessed with noodle aren't you?  It's obvuiouse you can't go to the DA anymore cause all you are thinking about is noodle instead of dueling.

You can continue to hide in your rhetoric but I think the picture is clear to everyone at this point, when your done crying and ready for a challenge let me know LOLH.

[Bobby]

Is this my wee wee is bigger than your wee wee?.. If your social - economic self perception is based on your skills in AH you lead a truly sad life. Does this game make most boys act like little boys?

[Zazen13]

Originally posted by mars01
everyone at this point, when your done crying

Who exactly is everyone and how the hell am I crying?

Zazen

[mars01]

Is this my wee wee is bigger than your wee wee?.. If your social - economic self perception is based on your skills in AH you lead a truly sad life. Does this game make most boys act like little boys?

What is this obsession you guys have with noodle.  

Every time someone is afraid to go to the DA they start talking about noodle.  

Go back to your boy on boy BBs if thats what your looking for.

[Zazen13]

Originally posted by mars01
What is this obsession you guys have with noodle.  

Every time someone is afraid to go to the DA they start talking about noodle.  

Go back to your boy on boy BBs if thats what your looking for.

It's an analogy to what the DA is about for some people, it's about shriveled lil' peni that got/get spanked repeatedly in the MA. They want to restore their poor lil' shrivelled member to its former glory but they are incapable of doing so in the MA. So, with 1 inch ruler in hand they tromp off to the DA in a huff, hoping with baited breath they get to euphorically gulp down that 'virtual viagra' that is a DA victory bragging session thus bracing  them for yet another in an inevitably long series of noodle shrivelling bellybutton whippings in the MA. Then the cycle repeats.

noodle is a metaphor for the male ego by the way, in case you are failing to comprehend.

This isn't the mentality of everyone who uses the DA for whatever reasons, just some, and YOU know who YOU are.


Zazen

[mars01]

Only you would need to explain that Zazen.

And your basic premis is flawed as usual.  If some one is repeatedly spanled in the MA the they are in no way going to go to the DA where the will undoubtably get spanked.

If you can't hack it in the MA you are not going to do well in the DA.  One can do well in the MA and suck in the DA but not visa-versa.

You guys afraid to go the DA always turn it into an ego thing.  For me I would just like to see if you are half as good as you say you are Zazen and after all our BS on this BB I thought you would too.  

The fact that you wouldn't go to the DA with me shows that you are more worried about your ego than I.  I suck in the DA, but I'm not afraid to go becuase of that.

Oh well it's not that important anyway.  I just thought it would be fun.