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Offline Zazen13

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« Reply #90 on: December 19, 2005, 12:11:54 PM »
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Only you would need to explain that Zazen.

And you basic premis is flawed as usual.  If some one is repeatedly spanled in the MA the they are in no way going to go to the DA where the will undoubtably get spanked.

If you can't hack it in the MA you are not going to do well in the DA.  One can do well in the MA and suck in the DA but not visa-versa.


Actually, that is completely untrue. People tend to be subjective in evaluating outcomes and their root causes. Most people who aren't successful in the MA do not ever consider it is because they lack talent or skill. They instead blame intangibles like cherry picking, gang-banging, vulching, HOing, ramming, running, Spits, Lgay7's etc., the list is endless. It's just human nature, when there's a problem people tend to first look outisde themselves for the cause (it's a hard-wired survival instinct), only mature and enlightened folks, those who can check their egos look introspectively for the cause of their troubles.

So, in actual fact the MOST likely people to 'take it to the DA' are those who are dellusional about their relative skills and talents, in their world they fight great, it's the evil MA that is constantly picking on them unfairly, if they could just get one guy alone in the DA they'd show him a thing or two therby achieving the success that eludes them in the MA with all of those nasty intangibles thwarting them at every turn. If you don't believe me check out the DA at random intervals, it's filled with 12 year old kids all hopped up on hormones crowing about how fabulous they are when in reality they couldn't fight their collective way out of a wet paper bag.


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« Reply #91 on: December 19, 2005, 12:15:46 PM »
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It's an analogy to what the DA is about for some people, it's about shriveled lil' peni that got/get spanked repeatedly in the MA. They want to restore their poor lil' shrivelled member to its former glory but they are incapable of doing so in the MA. So, with 1 inch ruler in hand they tromp off to the DA in a huff, hoping with baited breath they get to euphorically gulp down that 'virtual viagra' that is a DA victory bragging session thus bracing  them for yet another in an inevitably long series of noodle shrivelling bellybutton whippings in the MA. Then the cycle repeats.

noodle is a metaphor for the male ego by the way, in case are failing to comprehend.

This isn't the mentality of everyone who uses the DA for whatever reasons, just some, and YOU know who YOU are. ;)


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« Reply #92 on: December 19, 2005, 12:17:26 PM »
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So, in actual fact the MOST likely people to 'take it to the DA' are those who are dellusional about their relative skills and talents, in their world they fight great, it's the evil MA that is constantly picking on them unfairly, if they could just get one guy alone in the DA they'd show him a thing or two therby achieving the success that eludes them in the MA with all of those nasty intangibles thwarting them at every turn.
OMG Honestly man and I mean this as a friend...   You need help.

I have played this game for a few years now and I have never seen anyone in the DA because they were delusional and even if this type of person did exist, one time to the DA would cure them of their delusions.  Honestly dude do you really believe this stuff or are you just being silly now.

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« Reply #93 on: December 19, 2005, 12:17:51 PM »
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DA now tiff vs tiff and no, I don't want to see your noodle!


Ahh common' SkyRock! I'll show you mine if you show me yours! :eek:

Get into the spirit! This is what DA studmuffingery is all about!

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« Reply #94 on: December 19, 2005, 12:18:04 PM »
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Actually, that is completely untrue. People tend to be subjective in evaluating outcomes and their root causes. Most people who aren't successful in the MA do not ever consider it is because they lack talent or skill. They instead blame intangibles like cherry picking, gang-banging, vulching, HOing, ramming, running, Spits, Lgay7's etc., the list is endless. It's just human nature, when there's a problem people tend to first look outisde themselves for the cause (it's a hard-wired survival instinct), only mature and enlightened folks, those who can check their egos look introspectively for the cause of their troubles.

So, in actual fact the MOST likely people to 'take it to the DA' are those who are dellusional about their relative skills and talents, in their world they fight great, it's the evil MA that is constantly picking on them unfairly, if they could just get one guy alone in the DA they'd show him a thing or two therby achieving the success that eludes them in the MA with all of those nasty intangibles thwarting them at every turn. If you don't believe me check out the DA at random intervals, it's filled with 12 year old kids all hopped up on hormones crowing about how fabulous they are when in reality they couldn't fight their collective way out of a wet paper bag.


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« Reply #95 on: December 19, 2005, 12:19:18 PM »
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DA now tiff vs tiff and no, I don't want to see your noodle!

LOLH Sky.  Fights with you have always been fun.

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« Reply #96 on: December 19, 2005, 12:19:48 PM »
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I go DA often and last time I was there it was me wax, dedalos, airvent, pnther!


Maybe it was after 7PM well all the kids are doing their homework, chores and their mommies are tucking them into bed. ;)

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« Reply #97 on: December 19, 2005, 12:21:37 PM »
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LOLH Sky.  Fights with you have always been fun.


Sounds like you two have a date! :aok

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« Reply #98 on: December 19, 2005, 12:35:56 PM »
Well Zazen your latent homo side is getting the better of you lol

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« Reply #99 on: December 19, 2005, 12:40:32 PM »
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Well Zazen your latent homo side is getting the better of you lol


Who says it's latent!?! Come here you sexy thang! You're lookin' mighty fine in them jeans...boy! :eek:

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« Reply #100 on: December 19, 2005, 12:45:55 PM »
Uhhh zazen... anyone who's worth a damn in the DA can slaughter the tools in the MA without incident. If you think otherwise, it's YOU that's delusional. Show up for a KoTH some time... 9/10 guys there are good duellers (uhh.. duh.. KoTH is a giant duel), and all of them are "good" in the MA when they want to be.
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« Reply #101 on: December 19, 2005, 12:52:13 PM »
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« Reply #102 on: December 19, 2005, 12:56:56 PM »
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« Reply #103 on: December 19, 2005, 12:58:24 PM »
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Uhhh zazen... anyone who's worth a damn in the DA can slaughter the tools in the MA without incident. If you think otherwise, it's YOU that's delusional. Show up for a KoTH some time... 9/10 guys there are good duellers (uhh.. duh.. KoTH is a giant duel), and all of them are "good" in the MA when they want to be.


Yup I agree, I never said people who are good at duelling cannot be or aren't good in the MA. What I said was a giant chunk of the guys on channel 200, freshly killed, that always want to take their slayer to the DA are not good at either the MA or the DA. If you are good at one you are very likely at least potentially good at the other, likewise if you suck at one you likely suck at the other. But there's a huge proportion of the population that suck at both, relatively speaking, these are the guys predominantly spewing DA challenges on 200 in the MA everytime they get wacked.

This is responsible for part of the stigma associated with the DA. Every two bit MA fairy that gets wacked wants to take the wacker to the DA. It gets rediculous, if someone who kills alot duelled everyone they killed, they'd have to quit work, stop eating and sleeping and eventually they'd never get to play in the MA at all, I know, I have been there. Eventually enough is enough and you either duel everyone and give up the MA altogther or, "Just Say No!" to disgruntled victim's duel challenges and enjoy the MA, I chose the latter course of action about 10 years ago and have been having tremendous fun.

I kept track a few months ago just out of curiosity, I was challenged to 83 duels during that one camp by people I killed (there were some repeats from the same people, 67 unqiue individuals) and that was a slow'ish month. That doesn't even count the challenges I get from people on the BBS who I beat in intellectual debate that want to try to reclaim victory by duelling ?!? ;)




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« Reply #104 on: December 19, 2005, 01:43:27 PM »
The reasons i am a KILLER

1) KOTH

2) simladder...now the http://www.flightladder.com

3) MA GAngbang

1...Koth teaches you SA
2... ladders teach you 1 vs 1..equal terms
3..MA..teaches gangbang and the various abilities of planes..and how to fight as underdog


I think if you dont know how other planes fly your screwed...


Come bring it to the http://www.flightladder.com

the DA challenge sheite is basiclaly crap..no way to DOCUMENT whos gettn their azzes kiked or not.....defnlty good for practice...but after that..boo