Originally posted by Hangtime
you are a warped, twisted demented human being.
Why thank you. its a family trait I've always taken great pride in.
....if yer even human. People do often wonder that about me
I ****ing hate snow. We almost made it thru the season without any significant ****ing snowfall, and I bet right now yer out in the ****ing snow making ****ing snowmen, ****ing snow angels and ****ing enjoying ****ing shoveling your ****ing driveway, and enjoying every ****ing minute of it. I love snow. I'd rather there be snow then just cold and gray. They way I see it. Im in the northeast. its winter. Its SUPPOSED to snow.
If I didnt want or like snow I'd move to Florida with the Canadians , "New Yo-akas", and other weaklings:D
Actually my wife traded in my snowshovel for a snowblower several years ago. And yes I did enjoy every minute of it. So much so that not only did I do my Property. but I also did my next door neighbors sidewalk and drivewy leading out to the street where the plows,plowed him in. Then I walked it 2 1/2 blocks down and did my sister in laws property.
I only make snowmen to appease my daughter and I never make snow angels, and certainly not in 16 inches of snow.
I'm crazy, not stupid lmao
And afterwards yer gonna star inna ****ing capital one card commecial with a BBQ going in a ****ing snow drift. I wish! I could use the money.
but then again I wish I had a penny for everytime someeone told me I was a "warped, twisted demented human being." (But you forgot "sick and deranged")
I wouldnt need to be in a Capitol One commercial.
I'd OWN Capitol One. And probably a few other things too!
Well Im off now. I have to go run and get lighter fluid for the Brinkman
The expressions on peoples faces when they see me in line at the store will be...."Priceless"
