Since the humor tack seems to have fallen flat, allow me to interject a lil clear vison into the core debate.. 'can atheists be trusted'.
Fact is I distrust religionists. The reason why is that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so, and will follow it by suppressing opposition, subverting all education to seize early the minds of the young, and by killing, locking up, or driving underground all heretics.
That's an established historical fact, repeated down through history.
Now, if 'atheists' control the political landscape, they drive underground religionists, persecute the church and it's agents and attempt to obtain exactly the opposite stance. Also not good.
Agnosticisim has a balance... it's safe to stay on the fence, they neither condem nor condone religionists. They just prefer they conduct their rituals in such a way as to not deny any free thinkers rights of passage across their patch of moral morasses... respect for all; and judgement of worth based on actions regardless of religious prefrences is logical.
In a direct 'atheism vs religionist' confrontation, the agnosticist will be forced to side with the atheist, right up to the point where the atheiest demands the exclusion of the religionist from society... then he's got a new adversary; and a new ally.
Proof.. or get the hell outta the drivers seat.