Author Topic: SC to outlaw sex toys (Read 1860 times)

lazs2 · « **Reply #60 on:** April 26, 2006, 08:19:57 AM »

so curval.... would you rather get caught with a handgun in your little tax shelter of an island or in SC with a dildo?

Would you rather pay U.S. taxes or british ones? That is.... if you could live in a real country?

lazs

Suave · « **Reply #61 on:** April 26, 2006, 08:30:47 AM »

If only there was a way that we could make poeple who propose the banning of sexual aids realize just how embarrasingly revealing their motives are.

lazs2 · « **Reply #62 on:** April 26, 2006, 08:44:44 AM »

I can see no way that banning sex toys would not be a violation of human rights. I would never vote for such a thing and.... I am pretty ashamed that the supreme court would allow such a law to go unchallenged.

lazs

betty · « **Reply #63 on:** April 30, 2006, 04:26:24 AM »

omg...too funny.....this is first time i been in this forum and man...i think i been missing out. some crazy funny crap in here.....

just have to add my 2 cents to this

i think the whole idea of them passin that law is crazy. in michigan there is something bout sex toys that r illegal but........the sex toy companies get round them and make them with animal shapes and such like dolphins or rabbits so that they can legally sell them, i dont' understand the whole story but this is what my friend robin says. she works for a company called " pure romance " so if they pass that law and any of yall need something, let me know, she can hook yall up...hehe

~betty~

Gunthr · « **Reply #64 on:** April 30, 2006, 07:23:59 AM »

I'm keeping your number Betty

Still, all kidding aside, I think those vibrating butt plugs should be banned. Those things are immoral. The rest of the stuff, I don't know.

rabbidrabbit · « **Reply #65 on:** April 30, 2006, 08:31:34 AM »

bad experience Gunthr? Don't worry... those batteries will die off after a couple days.

Suave · « **Reply #66 on:** April 30, 2006, 09:21:53 AM »

I'm pretty sure i've seen a pistol dildo before. An image of it would fit right in this thread. But I'll be damned If I'm going to go googling pistol dildo images.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #67 on:** April 30, 2006, 10:34:09 AM »

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Originally posted by rabbidrabbit
bad experience Gunthr? Don't worry... those batteries will die off after a couple days.

Classic.

Morpheus · « **Reply #68 on:** April 30, 2006, 11:07:59 AM »

Makes me sick. As if there aren't other more pressing issues to deal with. They are worried about some old married woman using her dildo. Give me a break. One thing I can't stand about this country is how so many people are afraid of sex and nudity. Mean while we have mexicans and cubans and god knows who else jumping our boarders and poluting out society.

The reason kids are having sex at 12 years old is because parents are too afriad of the word sex to teach their kids about it in the first place.

Maybe they better ban the sale of Bananas? Or how about cucumbers? What if she uses her fingers?

I love my country, but we can bread some of the biggest bunch of friggen idiots this planet has ever seen.

Why are so many people afraid of skin?

EDIT

Is that him???

If it is no wonder he hates dildos. What woman would touch him. Friggin moron.

Sparks · « **Reply #69 on:** April 30, 2006, 11:30:29 AM »

I think registration is the answer.

You have to pass a multi choice test on safe use (never switch it on unless you intend to use it, know your target, never point it at anything you don't intend to use it on etc.etc ....) and register the serial number and type with the local church.

Anything over a certain length will be classified as an assualt toy as it clearly has no use for the regular citizen and be banned but they would likely as not appear on the black market .....

Sale of jellies, lubricants and other consumables would only be through state run stores ( the exisiting liquor stores would be the best option).

Authorities would be on the lookout for marital aid militia who keep blow-up dols hidden behind bookcases and specially soundproofed bedrooms in the basement.

Anyone hear dueling banjos ? ........................

Morpheus · « **Reply #70 on:** April 30, 2006, 11:38:55 AM »

LOL:aok

betty · « **Reply #71 on:** April 30, 2006, 01:48:50 PM »

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Originally posted by rabbidrabbit
bad experience Gunthr? Don't worry... those batteries will die off after a couple days.

rofl

lazs2 · « **Reply #72 on:** May 01, 2006, 08:39:17 AM »

Does anyone here think that law is right? How could it possibly be? It is as stupid as gun laws.

lazs

Timofei · « **Reply #73 on:** May 01, 2006, 08:59:55 AM »

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Originally posted by Morpheus
Mean while we have mexicans and cubans and god knows who else jumping our boarders and poluting out society.

Sounds somewhat familiar. You want something like this ?:

The Reich Citizenship Law was intended to deprive those "not of German blood" of all political rights; the Blood Protection Law, in contrast, was designed to separate Jews from non-Jews in the sphere of reproductive and familial relations. Sexual traffic between Germans and Jews was outlawed as "racial pollution" ("Rassenschande"); violations of the law could be punished by imprisonment in the years before the war and by death after the outbreak of war.

Replace "German" with "American" and "Jew" with "Mexican" ?

Bronk · « **Reply #74 on:** May 01, 2006, 09:11:21 AM »

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Originally posted by Timofei
Sounds somewhat familiar. You want something like this ?:

The Reich Citizenship Law was intended to deprive those "not of German blood" of all political rights; the Blood Protection Law, in contrast, was designed to separate Jews from non-Jews in the sphere of reproductive and familial relations. Sexual traffic between Germans and Jews was outlawed as "racial pollution" ("Rassenschande"); violations of the law could be punished by imprisonment in the years before the war and by death after the outbreak of war.

Replace "German" with "American" and "Jew" with "Mexican" ?

He's talking about ILLEAGALS not real immigrants.
Illegals should have NO rites other than a free ticket back to country of origin.
Ohh and replace timofei with tard .

Bronk