If I were Hardaway...
I'd tape myself getting naked and slippery and sinful with a pair of smoking-hot lesbians.
I would then release the tape to the public as proof that I now had a newfound appreciation for homosexuality, and would repeat said behavior on a nightly basis to ensure that I gained an even greater understanding of the beauties of (2 smoking hot chicks showing their) homosexuality.
Lazs, do you know how to operate a high-end video camera?
I'm sure I can count on Funked as director, and the FDBs as writers.
Now all I have to do is figure out how to be a professional basketball player.