best movie speeches

[storch]

Originally posted by texasmom


I too suffer my husband to sit through chick flicks ~ my fav: Return to Me, Pride & Prejudice

ARRRRG Jane Austin .  do you sit through saving private ryan?  all of it?  that's the litmus test yaknow.

[DiabloTX]

Originally posted by storch
do you sit through saving private ryan?  all of it?  that's the litmus test yaknow.

Huh?????

[DiabloTX]

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone **** again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

[texasmom]

Originally posted by storch
ARRRRG Jane Austin .  do you sit through saving private ryan?  all of it?  that's the litmus test yaknow.

I did. In fact, I watch saving private ryan with my kids about once every few months ~ I've got a husband and three sons ~ my sons don't watch cartoons, they watch war flicks. I've got the dialogue memorized to just about all of them from gray lady down to flatop to 633 squadron to the more recent ones like the great raid & saving private ryan.  

[-tronski-]

It's the ****-shoveller with the arse out of his trousers and two bob in his pocket that makes Australia. Every time there's a bit of trouble, there he is, standing like a bloody fool outside the recruiting office with his hand out for a rifle, while the rich boys are hanging back, or waiting for their father to get then a nice, safe job. And while you're stuck over here with a lot of poor bastards from the other side, who are just as scared as you, shooting at you, the rich kids are back home, having a bit of a slum or a chop at yer bird...


I've selected you to lead us, not only because of your extraordinary fighting ability, but also because, in the unlikely event the Germans ever get you, they will assume from your attire that they've captured a wreched peasant and immediately send you on your way.

 Tronsky

[JB88]

Herman Blume:

You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and your going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.

[lazs2]

you "guys" who watch the chick flics...  I got to ask..  

If you were not married.. if your wife left you..  would you get married again?

and... does she help you decide on how to vote?  

Who chooses the car you drive?

lazs

[storch]

I'll bite.  I've been married thirty years.  I have a great companion and friend.  I doubt I would find another person who will put up with me and love me warts and all as my bride does, nope I wouldn't remarry there is no way a man can be that fortuitous twice.

perhaps your woman (is it akak currently?) tells you how to vote, around here we always have and always will vote republican unless the republican is a shoo in at which time we vote for the independant candidate.

I select the vehicles.  she gets a land yacht type tank, the current iteration is an expedition because she drives few miles and often with our grandkids in tow.  I drive a pick up truck current iteration a toyota tacoma because i often drive two hundred miles per day depending on far spread our jobsites are.

now I'll ask.  I have noticed that you have a high pitched voice, is there something you are attempting to compensate for?

[lazs2]

hmm... first time anyone has ever accused me of having a high pitched voice... you sure you are not thinking of someone else?

Ok..  as for your answers... fair enough...  you would not get married again.   You feel that you got the only one worth having.   This seems odd but... if you honestly believe that... ok.

You tell her how to vote and what to drive yet you let her have a say in what you watch?

Just seems odd to me..  you must not really care about movies or... you are afraid of her for some reason.

lazs

[Mini D]

Now, let's analyze what's been working for us. Not a whoopee things been working for us. Like this godamn shoe doesn't work for me, and this stinking tie, and this whoopee shirt, it doesn't work for me. You know how to play winnin hard nosed football, you play football like Gennero played football. A guy who gave his life for this football team. He was 120 pound halfback and he played like a whoopee wild man, no, like a whoopee rampacking beast. And that's the way you gotta do it, you go out there, you tear their ****ing heads off, and you **** down their necks. Let us pray.

[storch]

the first time I heard you on vox I thought you might be minnie ripperton.  do you allow others to play on your account?  maybe that's what it is.  I'm not saying I wouldn't have girlfriends,  I just don't believe I'd re-marry.

[Gunthr]

another short one -

"What do I think about Euthenasia?

F**k 'em.  Let em come up the hard way, just like i did."

[Sandman]

Originally posted by Angus
The Kungan's speech:
"I have something to say. It's better to burn out, than Faaaade awaaayyyy"

I think the Kurgan is quoting Def Leppard.

[Sandman]

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a ****. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his bellybutton got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his bellybutton is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

[Airscrew]

This is where they fought the battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field, fighting the same fight that we are still fighting among ourselves today. This green field right here, painted red, bubblin' with the blood of young boys. Smoke and hot lead pouring right through their bodies. Listen to their souls, men. I killed my brother with malice in my heart. Hatred destroyed my family. You listen, and you take a lesson from the dead. If we don't come together right now on this hallowed ground, we too will be destroyed, just like they were. I don't care if you like each other of not, but you will respect each other. And maybe... I don't know, maybe we'll learn to play this game like men.