I never flew WB once in my life, in fact its never been on my pc. Although I have flown AW for 6 years, and just want to add this.
I command THE best squad AW ever saw, and everyone bows down to me because I am so damn smart and cool. The oposition constantly compain when my super intelligent mission destroy their whole country in one sortie.
I'm know to make armys with 10,000 troops crawl on their bare hands and knees, across a desert of crushed glass and razor blades to a phone boothe just so they can hear me fart over the phone, and they are happy to do so and please me.
I let people to hang around me at a price, and if they are very servant, I will let them dip into the overflow of chicks that want my gorgious body, which also includes about every woman ever born.
Everyone from every game ever made looks UP to me as a god, feed me grapes and fan my forehead.
I just wanted yall to know before Francis here steals my spotlight.
I'm Gumby damn it!
Originally posted by General BALO
All of you I take it are ex wb pilots. That very much figures and I can say that I am glad I was never part of that stupid community and very unrealistic game. Many of you critisize AW and all it has done however it is much more difficult to fly in FR than WB FR. This I assure you.
You will also note that I am a VERY able leader with 5 years experience and I am also 27 years old thank you very much.
I have commanded the 8th in AW for about 4 years and have once lead 30 bombers to Berlin with hardly any loss. I stuck 15 at 150 feet and 15 at 29k. With this we were able to get through radar so that they thought only 15 bombers were coming. But the Krouts had a little surprise 
I personally escorted 2 of the bomers myself and they returned completely unscathed.
As you will see from this I am capable of leading anything that I want, but more importantly anything that comes my way. I am uncertain now if I am going to command both the 8th Airforce and the 3rd Army, or just the 8th. I am also recruiting for the 3rd if any of you want in. But when the war breaks out, it is very wise to befriend me gentlmen. Only because I will most likely be running two very large units. Fight me and call me names now, but you people will soon see how great of a pilot I am, and how very wrong you are. I AM one of the best sim pilots around. I have flown since I was about 12 years old which makes me use to everything from turning while using flaps, or pulling high banking turns INSIDE the enemy and then blowing him away.
So by all means, just keep making fun of me, it will only be hurting you in the end.
Thank you
Beneral Balo
8th USAAF Commanding
