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« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2007, 01:18:27 PM »
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senator busted in sex scandal...

yoda say - strangely quiet on this subject, the o-club is.
I figured he would be rooming with this man soon then they could be free to play footsies across the aisle with each other.

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« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2007, 01:52:30 PM »
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Calm down already, 2+2=5.


well, to any decent forward thinking individual it does.

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I used to live in MASS......
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2007, 06:40:50 PM »
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Craig... resigned.

Barney Frank....representing Massachusetts's 4th congressional district since 1981.

Of course, Craig did tap his foot in a restroom stall while Frank only cohabitated with a known male prostitute who ran an escort service out of Frank's home.

Thank Cod for double standards; without those, we'd have no standards whatsover!


And Barney found that dude to live with him by responding to an ad in a "special" newspaper that said, and I quote, "hot bottom plus large endowment equals fun...."

Did I mention I "used" to live in MASS?   I couldn't take it.

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« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2007, 07:14:19 PM »
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Did I mention I "used" to live in MASS?   I couldn't take it.



was it raining men?

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« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2007, 07:58:33 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2007, 08:00:55 PM »
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o. so you were saying that the democrats generally have more problems with sex scandals or that they don't get caught or that all politicians regardless of party have a predisposition towards perversion.

this is what i have a hard time grasping...parties in general to start with, but beyond this, the ability for a member of one party to shame one on the other side while excusing a member of their own.

its a bit of a contradiction to say that one party is good at weeding itself while stating that congress itself is corrupt....so which is it that has gone astray and or immoral?  is it politicians or is it democrats?

Bill Clinton?

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« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2007, 08:07:03 PM »
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you must be special.

good for you.  

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« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2007, 08:09:35 PM »
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you must be special.

good for you.  

;)

actually I am not, if youd like to see my high School schedule I have classes that expect more than would be expected of the average student.

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« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2007, 08:26:43 PM »
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actually I am not, if youd like to see my high School schedule I have classes that expect more than would be expected of the average student.


i can't think of anything in the world more thrilling than the prospect of reading your high school schedule.  

and here i was thinking the day was a wash.
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« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2007, 08:31:40 PM »
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If he had propositioned a woman in the airport we would have heard nothing about it.


Bob Packwood (R-OR) pinched a woman's bellybutton and he was forced out.  Something about sexual harrasment.
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« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2007, 08:33:54 PM »
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i do know one thing.  

if somebody accused me of something that i was not guilty of...i would be raising hell like nobodies business.

if somebody tried to entrap me to expose what was otherwise my own personal business, i would burn the place down before i would let them get away with it.

i would be bringing up the constitutional issues.  i would be asking these questions until i lost my voice.


And if you were in congress you would lose your job quickly.  Accusation is all that is needed for the electroarte to have second thoughts.
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« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2007, 08:35:17 PM »
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actually I am not, if youd like to see my high School schedule I have classes that expect more than would be expected of the average student.


Hmmmm... you're in High School and you're lurking around on THESE boards???????





:noid :noid :noid


That, or you're a total looser :p (that's why i'm here anyway)

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« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2007, 08:44:50 PM »
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And if you were in congress you would lose your job quickly.  Accusation is all that is needed for the electroarte to have second thoughts.


i agree.  but if i was innocent i would be making a point of stressing it.  ALOT.  i would be arguing facts...irregardless of my status as this or that.  

i doubt this fellow is innocent...either that or he was just the unlucky one that got chosen to get stuck on the spit for the pre convention bbq.
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« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2007, 09:18:23 PM »
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i agree.  but if i was innocent i would be making a point of stressing it.  ALOT.  i would be arguing facts...irregardless of my status as this or that.  

i doubt this fellow is innocent...either that or he was just the unlucky one that got chosen to get stuck on the spit for the pre convention bbq.


 electorate...  electorate... electorate...

Okay, but every time Craig said, "I'm not gay" most people who heard it  replied, "Yeah, sure you aren't..."

How was he supposed to prove that?  Make a hetero porno? if he'd done that, he would still have lost his job and the electorate would have just figured he was bi.

Guilty or not, Craig lost his job as soon as he was accused.  The only way he could see a way out, short of having the arresting officer drop the charge that same afternoon, was to plead to the lesser charge and hope it was brushed under the rug.
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« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2007, 09:20:43 PM »
I dont know which is more disgusting, that a Republican senator was caught trying to proposition another man for sex, or that people are actually trying to defend him.

I have tolerance for all people, as long as they are good.  But I'm going to repeat something my brother told me:

"It should make a man sick to his stomach to even think about having sex with another man."