Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish (Read 7903 times)

balance1 · « **Reply #75 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:40:14 PM »

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Originally posted by texasmom
I wish for someone to come do my dishes & laundry for me so I don't have to skip squad night.

Granted, but the computer broke

I have no wish for I am a diety

JB88 · « **Reply #76 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:47:32 PM »

granted, but they do a terrible job and you end up having to do them again later.

i wish i could get the temperature in the house, "just right".

Chairboy · « **Reply #77 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:51:36 PM »

Granted, the temperature is "just right" now, but it's because it's submerged in the Mediterranean.

I wish there were better commercials this year in the Super Bowel.

C(Sea)Bass · « **Reply #78 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:53:14 PM »

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Originally posted by Chairboy
Granted, the temperature is "just right" now, but it's because it's submerged in the Mediterranean.

I wish there were better commercials this year in the Super Bowel.

granted, but the super "bowl" commercials still stink

I wish we could all get along

texasmom · « **Reply #79 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:55:04 PM »

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Originally posted by Chairboy
I wish there were better commercials this year in the Super Bowl.

Granted, but you've just been warped back to 1982 and are now wearing red parachute pants while you watch the great commercials.

I wish for concert tickets to a great band next month.

Chairboy · « **Reply #80 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:55:12 PM »

Granted, but the lead singer steals your wife/girlfriend and humiliates you onstage.

I wish my girlfriend was hot like Bea.

C(Sea)Bass · « **Reply #81 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:57:34 PM »

granted, But I'm Bea.

I wish The Giants would hurry up and score and win.

Spikes · « **Reply #82 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:59:59 PM »

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Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
granted, But I'm Bea.

I wish The Giants would hurry up and score and win.

granted, but it will be a close game.

I wish Giants would get their Defense going.

JB88 · « **Reply #83 on:** February 03, 2008, 08:00:33 PM »

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Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
granted, But I'm Bea.

I wish The Giants would hurry up and score and win.

granted, but you are still living with your mother.

i wish the illegals living across the street would go away.

C(Sea)Bass · « **Reply #84 on:** February 03, 2008, 08:01:39 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
granted, but you are still living with your mother.

i wish the illegals living across the street would go away.

I do live with my mother....

JB88 · « **Reply #85 on:** February 03, 2008, 08:02:37 PM »

we know.

C(Sea)Bass · « **Reply #86 on:** February 03, 2008, 08:11:06 PM »

meanie:cry

SD67 · « **Reply #87 on:** February 03, 2008, 08:32:27 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
granted, but you are still living with your mother.

i wish the illegals living across the street would go away.

Granted, but the local chapter of the Hells Angels move in.

I wish I could have longer lunches with my family.

Wes14 · « **Reply #88 on:** February 03, 2008, 08:50:50 PM »

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Originally posted by SD67
Granted, but the local chapter of the Hells Angels move in.

I wish I could have longer lunches with my family.

Granted, but the lunches have chilli, which causes stinky farts.

I wish for nothing

SD67 · « **Reply #89 on:** February 03, 2008, 08:56:04 PM »

That's all good, We'll do chilli all the time and have farting contests.

Granted, but your nothing is in the middle of something nasty.

I wish I had more orange drink