Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish (Read 7655 times)

texasmom · « **Reply #180 on:** February 05, 2008, 11:24:51 AM »

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Originally posted by WWhiskey
i wish i hadn't seen that!

Granted, you didn't see it because your eyelids have just been sewn shut.

I wish for all of the dog hair to be gone when I get home (without getting rid of the dogs).

balance1 · « **Reply #181 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:26:04 PM »

Granted you now have hairless chihuahua's

I wish I could lose this cold

trax1 · « **Reply #182 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:29:13 PM »

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Originally posted by balance1
Granted you now have hairless chihuahua's

I wish I could lose this cold

Granted, but now you have AIDS

I wish I could play guitar

texasmom · « **Reply #183 on:** February 05, 2008, 02:09:31 PM »

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Originally posted by trax1
I wish I could play guitar

Granted. You are now on tour with Hannah Montana's band 320 days out of the next year.

I wish I could watch ILC tonight. I could use a good chuckle.

JB88 · « **Reply #184 on:** February 05, 2008, 02:18:26 PM »

granted, but ILC stands for idiotic little children.

i wish i could find the rest of my telescope assembly.

trax1 · « **Reply #185 on:** February 05, 2008, 02:27:38 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
granted, but ILC stands for idiotic little children.

i wish i could find the rest of my telescope assembly.

Granted, you put your telescope together and discover an asteroid is gonna hit Earth in 1 day, if only you had found the rest of your telescope sooner.

I wish I could turn back time

JB88 · « **Reply #186 on:** February 05, 2008, 02:29:19 PM »

granted. nice leisure suit.

oh god turn it back. it burns.

balance1 · « **Reply #187 on:** February 05, 2008, 03:06:41 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
granted. nice leisure suit.

oh god turn it back. it burns.

turning it back granted, but you still find him in his leisure suit and it still burns

I wish I was wittier in situations like these

trax1 · « **Reply #188 on:** February 05, 2008, 03:11:26 PM »

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Originally posted by balance1
turning it back granted, but you still find him in his leisure suit and it still burns

I wish I was wittier in situations like these

Granted, now your on strike and end up homeless.

I wish I was Hugh Hefner 40 years ago.

JB88 · « **Reply #189 on:** February 05, 2008, 03:13:51 PM »

granted, you have just perfected your ruse. you'll hide that you are gay from your mother by surrounding yourself with naked girls.

i wish mrs. febuary was here right now.

balance1 · « **Reply #190 on:** February 05, 2008, 03:16:26 PM »

wish granted, but I'm there too, and she likes me better

I wish my GF was hotter

JB88 · « **Reply #191 on:** February 05, 2008, 03:22:00 PM »

granted. and she's left you for me.

i wish i would have remembered to tell you that mrs. february has crabs.

Coshy · « **Reply #192 on:** February 05, 2008, 04:11:12 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
granted. and she's left you for me.

i wish i would have remembered to tell you that mrs. february has crabs.

Granted, but them little buggers can jump a looooooong way, and now you have crabs too.

I wish my sister wasn't moving in with that loser.

AWMac · « **Reply #193 on:** February 05, 2008, 04:13:53 PM »

Granted. Your Sister agrees and dumps Brady, decides to move in with the rest of the New England Patriots instead.

I wish I wasn't feeling so blue.

trax1 · « **Reply #194 on:** February 05, 2008, 04:23:15 PM »

Granted, now you feel green.

I wish upon a star