Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish (Read 7464 times)

JB88 · « **Reply #195 on:** February 05, 2008, 04:53:18 PM »

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Originally posted by Coshy
Granted, but them little buggers can jump a looooooong way, and now you have crabs too.

I wish my sister wasn't moving in with that loser.

who you callin loser?

wish yer mom wasn't movin in too. i like alot of woman but wow. a mans got to sleep.

(sorry for the skip fellas)

Hawk78th · « **Reply #196 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:01:30 PM »

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Originally posted by trax1
Granted, now you feel green.

I wish upon a star

Pooof... you just bacame Patrick Star

Bio on PS :

Full name: Patrick Star

Occupation: Doing nothing

About: Patrick enjoys doing everything that Spongebob does. He is the dumbest creature under the sea, and thats why he's the best.. He actually got a trophy for doing nothing the longest.

I hope I'm not Offending Trax1.......... Ahhh Hell I don't care...

JB88 · « **Reply #197 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:10:39 PM »

granted. trax loves you and wants to have your love child.

i wish i could believe it's not butter.

AWMac · « **Reply #198 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:14:49 PM »

Granted. Rosie O'Donnel shows up at your door covered in Parkay...and a smile.

I wish we didn't have to repeat that image.

JB88 · « **Reply #199 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:23:22 PM »

granted. betty ford shows up in a bikini and a harvey wallbanger.

i wish i had a harvey wallbanger.

AWMac · « **Reply #200 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:29:50 PM »

Granted. Old Harvey from Home Depot shows up in a TuTu, a Grin and a can of spackling. To repair the walls afterwards.

I wish it was Saturday.

JB88 · « **Reply #201 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:58:57 PM »

granted. but you've got the chits somethin awful and the cable in the bathroom goes out.

i wish there was a good show on tv right now.

AWMac · « **Reply #202 on:** February 05, 2008, 06:04:08 PM »

Granted. All the best shows ever seen are on extended cable, but yer too dam cheap, have only the Basic Package... and watch Top Cops reruns looking for old episodes that Family members appeared on.

I wish I lived closer to a beach.

Hawk78th · « **Reply #203 on:** February 05, 2008, 06:27:57 PM »

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I wish I lived closer to a beach.

"son-of-a beeeeeech"---->Almost Denied.... I thought you lived with ur wife...?

** runs....

I expect I'll hear 'bout this one.... But I'm wondering if I'll be around much...

JB88 · « **Reply #204 on:** February 05, 2008, 06:35:19 PM »

granted.

go mac go.

balance1 · « **Reply #205 on:** February 05, 2008, 09:44:05 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
granted.

go mac go.

Denied no mac no!

I wish dead things would stay dead

vorticon · « **Reply #206 on:** February 05, 2008, 09:47:13 PM »

granted, but they land on your lawn and you cant move them.

i wish this **** would drive itself to the store.

balance1 · « **Reply #207 on:** February 05, 2008, 10:02:49 PM »

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Originally posted by vorticon
granted, but they land on your lawn and you cant move them.

i wish this **** would drive itself to the store.

granted but it drives THROUGH the store and you get stuck paying for damages

I wish Kari Byron (hot chick on mythbusters) was my girlfriend!

AWMac · « **Reply #208 on:** February 05, 2008, 10:06:39 PM »

Granted. But you soon realize that her being a hot Chick was another Myth Busted... She's a he.

I wish kids wouldn't say things then run.

Meatwad · « **Reply #209 on:** February 05, 2008, 11:02:22 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
Granted. But you soon realize that her being a hot Chick was another Myth Busted... She's a he.

I wish kids wouldn't say things then run.

Granted, then you have to put up with the 11 year old squeakers on vox squeaking all day about why you arent defending or attacking

I wish I can get my divorce finalized tomorrow with no problems.