man, where do you guys get these titles, and who appoints them? Why was I never told that I have to do what people tell me to? Why am I always seemingly playing the game wrong?
At any rate, there are so few generals because most of them have been captured by the pirates and a few ninjas. they are being held for ransom, but in retrospect, this was a bad idea because to date, none have been paid. On side note, for awhile we were capturing privates, but they just wanted to be pirates and ninjas...so that didn't work out so well either.
-King Ninja Pirate