Don't worry i see the humor side of your post that you intended it to be.
Fortunately for me when I started playing AH my daughter was old enough to do most everything on her own and understand that she should leave the computer alone when someone else is on it. I do however remember when I was taking my EMT course, she was 3 years old and saw me marking several impiortant sections off in my text book with a highlighter. Well while I was off getting something to drink she thought it would be cool to mark somethings off too, making my studying later on a little more interesting.
The worst ack I get now though is dog ack when he tries to crawl under the desk and pulls out the stick and headset from their USB ports. For some reason you have to log before plugging them back in otherwise they won't work.