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Offline rabbidrabbit

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texts from last night
« on: May 26, 2009, 03:18:40 PM »
http://textsfromlastnight.com/

Some gems..

(315): he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
(607): what a beautiful fairy tale

(416): Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
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Offline Lazerr

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2009, 07:27:46 PM »
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
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Offline smkelly13

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2009, 07:30:55 PM »
Thank you for the new signature.
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Offline StokesAk

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2009, 08:42:41 PM »
 :rofl
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Offline Serenity

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2009, 10:14:54 PM »
(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.
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Offline Serenity

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2009, 10:54:56 PM »
(518): Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
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Offline StokesAk

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2009, 10:57:07 PM »
Quote from: Serenity on May 26, 2009, 10:54:56 PM
(518): Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.

 :rofl

(734): What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
(813): ha- omfg whatt the diddly is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
« Last Edit: May 26, 2009, 11:04:32 PM by StokesAk »
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Offline Nwbie

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2009, 11:07:01 PM »
(626): What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
(1-626): You have mice?
(626): no why?



There is now beer all over my monitor....

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Offline Serenity

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2009, 02:05:45 AM »
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
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Offline Nilsen

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2009, 03:18:47 AM »
some real gems on that site wabbit. thx  :D

(281): Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location. 
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Offline RTHolmes

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2009, 07:51:29 AM »
(254): I am coming home for anal
(254): *a nap*


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Offline rkanjl

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2009, 08:06:41 AM »
Quote from: RTHolmes on May 27, 2009, 07:51:29 AM
(254): I am coming home for anal
(254): *a nap*


 :rofl

 :huh I wonder if that was a Freudian slip?  Or would that be a Freudian typo?  That is just too funny.   :rofl
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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2009, 08:40:18 AM »
(504): He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl



(832): I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
« Last Edit: May 27, 2009, 08:41:51 AM by Reschke »
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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2009, 08:44:00 AM »
Another great line....one that I should have learned at 19 when a stiff wind blew at school while watching the "hot girls"...

(203): Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
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Offline Banshee7

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Re: texts from last night
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2009, 10:57:09 AM »
Some that I thought were funny:

(803): im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk

(847): i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago

(870): Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!

For the past Star Trek thread
(703): His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?

(513): he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
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