Some that I thought were funny:
(803): im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
(847): i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
(870): Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
For the past Star Trek thread
(703): His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
(513): he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.