Pigs on the Wing - fear the force :)

[grizz441]

His wings fell off
He spiraled down
Another curly tail
Meets the ground


He merged with me
Turns he made seven
He missed the last
And went to heaven

You let him make 7 turns?  You suck.

[Shuffler]

You let him make 7 turns?  You suck.

I was being nice. He seemed to be going Hog Wild. There were others coming out of the pig pen so I had to make a quick decision.

[bustr]

As the muppets to the DA, so shuffler come again when you can cadence more than nursery ryme from a cuff. Brutus was but an after thought in the drama of Julias Cesear as a tool to achive the moment. The moment of a monarch's death spoke to the masses in 16th century England while allowing Shakespear's license to once again insult the crown. But a by far worthier license then shuffler grants himself to this non-occasion.

[crazyivan]

Leave thy sheep and lambs alone
It's hogs you seek so your not alone
Whilst you stand knees a quakin'
We know thou art just makin' bacon

[Shuffler]

As the muppets to the DA, so shuffler come again when you can cadence more than nursery ryme from a cuff. Brutus was but an after thought in the drama of Julias Cesear as a tool to achive the moment. The moment of a monarch's death spoke to the masses in 16th century England while allowing Shakespear's license to once again insult the crown. But a by far worthier license then shuffler grants himself to this non-occasion.

20th Century puns VS 16th

The Pig was Antonio
He had no cash
I was his Shylock
And offered the stash


Antonio missed payment
He was in a mesh
So I as Shylock
Took a pound of flesh





Porkchops anyone?  

[JunkyII]

bunch of poets 

[BillyD]

Rollin down the street, smokin endo, sippin on gin and juice....laid back with my mind on my money and my money on my mind

and sir shuffler responds

Who shot ya, seperate the weak from the obsolete, hard to creep these brooklyn streets its on %#$%  %$^$ all that bickerin beef

touche'

[bravoa8]

 

[TnDep]

Hi My names Shuffler
it might be a sin
but I get beat by porkskins

[Shuffler]

Hi My names Shuffler
it might be a sin
but I get beat by porkskins

ooooooo that one needs lots of work. 

[TnDep]

ooooooo that one needs lots of work. 

  thought you would like that

[Bear76]

ooooooo that one needs lots of work.  

My 5 yr old nephew says it looks like a 3 yr old wrote it. Ouch

[Shuffler]

My 5 yr old nephew says it looks loke a 3 yr old wrote it. Ouch

[bustr]

And so this is why our high school graduates rank about 30th in the world and need remedial help in basic english lit and math when they enter college if at all anymore. Half of our college Sr.'s fail basic world geography test's and don't know the difference between Shakespear or Chaucer. I could have used Old English\ Saxon. Yes shuffler a 5yr old is about right. You do not even recognise Shakespearian or Chaucerian meter when its spoken to you. A 5 year old will agree with anything you say because supposidly you are it's authority figure. A 5 year old did not read nor understand the parenthetic structures, historical refrences and mythlogical refrences in my choice of imagery. Chaucer wrote in Old English or Saxon. There are no modern romantic language idiums so everything is litteral.

Modern English: Why hide behind a 5 year old?  Old English: 5 year old behind hide why?

Do you know what style Cato the Elder spoke in without using an Internet search engine? Or even who Cato the Elder was? Do you know who Nix is? No 5 year old does nor do I think you do either without hiding behind a search engine.

[Masherbrum]

And so this is why our high school graduates rank about 30th in the world and need remedial help in basic english lit and math when they enter college if at all anymore. Half of our college Sr.'s fail basic world geography test's and don't know the difference between Shakespear or Chaucer. I could have used Old English\ Saxon. Yes shuffler a 5yr old is about right. You do not even recognise Shakespearian or Chaucerian meter when its spoken to you. A 5 year old will agree with anything you say because supposidly you are it's authority figure. A 5 year old did not read nor understand the parenthetic structures, historical refrences and mythlogical refrences in my choice of imagery. Chaucer wrote in Old English or Saxon. There are no modern romantic language idiums so everything is litteral.

Modern English: Why hide behind a 5 year old?  Old English: 5 year old behind hide why?

Do you know what style Cato the Elder spoke in without using an Internet search engine? Or even who Cato the Elder was? Do you know who Nix is? No 5 year old does nor do I think you do either without hiding behind a search engine.

Three things:

1.)  You never begin a sentence with the word "and".  
2.)  It's "idiom"

3.)  You have the gull to approach anyone about "proper Grammar and Literature" when you cannot spell 9th grade words?