Tiger Woods secret - post your guesses here

[sluggish]

Sounds like a drunken fight with the old Lady and then a drunken "I want attention crash/fake suicide".

Much more common then you'd believe. I worked Mids for 30 years and there is no way the guy was sober. The coppers gave him a big pass on the scene.

I spent all day Thurs. going to one domestic call after another. And that was on day shift! The nights are far worse. Add in the fact el tigre just got outt'ed hooking up with another broad?

Put it all together? Even if you dont people dont crash into fire hydrants outside their homes, at 0225 hrs on T-giving, without being at least a .16%. I dont know the guy. Its possible he could have been much higher.

As I understand he was still in his gated community and not on the open road. Thats probably why they gave him a pass. And now he's canceling "meets" with police? Can you believe it? Thats the word they use, "Cancel".

LOL  Holy crap!  This from the guy who admonishes us for pre-judging the popo...

"let's not jump to any conclusions as to why the officer shot the perp in the back while he was lying prone on the ground..."

[Meatwad]

Check your mail box ! ! !
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.......Merry Christmas from the Woods Family

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She sure looks like a money grubbing skank

[Angus]

Getting to the original question, I think that mr. Woods would have to consider where he puts the shaft of his wood no.2. The Swedes can be chilly if the sticks are too hockey

 

[Mano]

the cap on the pre-nupt was 50 million.......looks like it will be raised to 80 million.

 

[Chalenge]

I can understand the desire to sleep with an athlete in excellent shape and at the peak of their performance level. Not so much with a man but you get the point Im sure. However... coming out for the publicity and announcing to the world you slept with a married man (even for the fleeting fame) makes you lower than trash. Trash should be used and discarded so bully for Tiger!

[CHAPPY]

he must have knocked 1 of them up, or maybe his wife?

[DMBEAR]

Life imitating art.   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JObTMW3RVf4

Don't forget they actually had Tiger play Carl from Caddyshack in commercials for American Express, Buick, or some other company that wastes money.

Did you buy a Buick because of Tiger?

[Rich46yo]

At this stage of the game theres nothing to do but pay her the 50 m, dump her, and then spend the rest of your life single, rich, and changing woman as often as bed sheets.

Yes it would be a hard life but im sure he can manage it. Tiger might lose the $$ from endorsements but he can still win golf tournements. Best of all he wont have a wife getting in his way. Anything is better then being a late night punch line, or a star of Taiwanese animations over an incident everyone knew he was lieing about at the time.

Hahahahaha. Now the police are saying they "suspect Tiger was drunk at the time of the crash". As if the Police dont know if someone is drunk at a crash sight. Or that the rules are different for billionaires.

OL  Holy crap!  This from the guy who admonishes us for pre-judging the popo...

You dont get it yet do you kid? Its the system in place that protects the rich and famous. Or do you think it was the lowly POs that made the decision to not pinch the guy? Was it the Pos that let OJ off scott free? It would have been the same with Tiger at a DUI trial.

[Eagler]

are you guys gay?? who gives a crap!

[100Coogn]

I like how Letterman handled his deal.  Just fes-up and move on.  Save the drama.
If that had happened to just a 'regular Joe', It would never of even made the local newspaper.  Maybe the obituary column in my case.   

[RTHolmes]

this just in:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm

wth?

[crazyivan]

I like how Letterman handled his deal.  Just fes-up and move on.  Save the drama.
If that had happened to just a 'regular Joe', It would never of even made the local newspaper.  Maybe the obituary column in my case.   

If it happened to said regular joe. He would've been kuffed for drunk driving,wreckless driving. But hey maybe the cop will get a free golf lesson? Yeah think the wife gets 80 million if she stays with him for 2 more years.

[flight17]

Better question.
Why does anyone care?

+ infinity!

this is what is wrong with America! for some dam reason we feel we have the right to now everything about celebrities when we dont! it seriously P's me off when all this attention is given publically to personal family issues.

[DMBEAR]

+ infinity!

this is what is wrong with America! for some dam reason we feel we have the right to now everything about celebrities when we dont! it seriously P's me off when all this attention is given publically to personal family issues.

Yet here you are in this thread. 

[100Coogn]

If it happened to said regular joe. He would've been kuffed for drunk driving,wreckless driving. But hey maybe the cop will get a free golf lesson? Yeah think the wife gets 80 million if she stays with him for 2 more years.

+ infinity!

this is what is wrong with America! for some dam reason we feel we have the right to now everything about celebrities when we dont! it seriously P's me off when all this attention is given publically to personal family issues.

Agreed, but we're not the ones who've plastered his story all over the news.  It's just natural that people will discuss current events.  I know there are more important things happening in the world to report, but this is what we got.
  To all the troops we have scattered around this world.