the m3a1 "grease gun" for pilots after they bail out

[BrownBaron]

Oh yes, heaven forbid you get a ping or two on my wing!

[kingcobradude]

Oh yes, heaven forbid you get a ping or two on my wing!

or your canopy

[BrownBaron]

Look...we could go on with one line responses all night, but it comes down to this...
1.It was NOT issued to pilots during ANY period of time.
2.It would not have a significant imapct on gameplay
3.It would distract the AH team from many, more important tasks.

[kingcobradude]

ill give you #3, but im going to research #1

[BrownBaron]

Go for it dude. Good F-in luck.

[kingcobradude]

Go for it dude. Good F-in luck.

wheres that epic facepalm thing?

[BrownBaron]

Do you even understand what a facepalm is?

[Enker]

have you forgot about enemy aircraft in the area? especially one shooting your chute?

What use is there to remain in your chute? Extra lives are free, and if you end sortie before you are killed, you get a bailed or a captured, rather than a killed.

[kingcobradude]

Do you even understand what a facepalm is?

yeah its used when a fail like yours occurs

[BrownBaron]

Please explain to me where I failed, my new omnipotent comrade.

[branch37]

kingcobradude,  seriously, for your own sake, just stop.

[phatzo]

or some more trips to the DA

[321BAR]

You do realize that the "Grease Gun" fires the same ammunition as the 45 right?  The only thing the M3 would really do is allow you to miss at a higher rate then the pistol you are used to missing with...  

it was a one in a million shot but i gave a zero pilot a wound with the .45!!! and btw. the Grease Gun was an SMG... this means it is unrifled and therefore only effective within 100-500 feet give or take... let alone 500 YARDS out

[kingcobradude]

it was a one in a million shot but i gave a zero pilot a wound with the .45!!! and btw. the Grease Gun was an SMG... this means it is unrifled and therefore only effective within 100-500 feet give or take... let alone 500 YARDS out

and just how do I aim with a pistol at point blank, let alone 500 yards

[branch37]

ok this is where your epic facepalm pic goes dude