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Offline fudgums

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #75 on: July 30, 2010, 03:35:05 PM »
Chuck norris's cereal never gets sogy, stays crispy just for him, all the time.
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #76 on: July 30, 2010, 03:45:34 PM »
Chuck Norris can get to the center of a "Tootsie Roll Pop" in one.
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Offline grizz441

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #77 on: July 30, 2010, 04:18:41 PM »
Quote from: BMathis on July 30, 2010, 03:15:28 PM
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.


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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #78 on: July 30, 2010, 05:16:31 PM »
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #79 on: July 30, 2010, 08:49:41 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't set convergence. The bullets go where he tells them to.
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Offline Blooz

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #80 on: July 30, 2010, 11:21:33 PM »
Freddy Krueger dreams of Chuck Norris.
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #81 on: July 31, 2010, 08:01:58 AM »
Chuck Norris loves to watch movies such as "Saving Private Ryan, The Pacific, Band of Brothers and Rambo." They all remind him of his earlier years...
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #82 on: July 31, 2010, 11:45:56 AM »
Osama BinLaden went into hiding because he heard Chuck Norris was looking for him.
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Offline TonyJoey

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #83 on: July 31, 2010, 02:16:14 PM »
Chuck Norris ordered a Big mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. he walked.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a kid. His bed wet itself out of fear.
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Offline Becinhu

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #84 on: August 01, 2010, 04:10:52 PM »
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse...horse's are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Offline Blooz

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #85 on: August 01, 2010, 04:38:25 PM »
If Chuck Norris had a radio station the call letters would be KPOW!
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #86 on: August 02, 2010, 06:15:45 PM »
1) Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
2) Chuck Norris does not sleep.  he waits.
3) Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses.
4) Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
5) Chuck Norris is never late.  Time waits for him.
6) Chuck Norris does not go hunting.  Chuck Norris goes killing.
7) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night.  He checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
8) Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
9) The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
10) Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
11) If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.


and finally,

Chuck Norris can eat a Rubix Cube and poop it out solved.
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #87 on: August 02, 2010, 06:32:07 PM »
Quote from: Blooz on August 01, 2010, 04:38:25 PM
If Chuck Norris had a radio station the call letters would be KPOW!
Nice  :lol
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #88 on: August 02, 2010, 07:13:27 PM »
Ozzy Osbourne once bit the head off of a bat on-stage. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off of Batman.
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Quote from: Shuffler on April 07, 2011, 10:37:33 AM
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« Reply #89 on: August 03, 2010, 09:41:05 AM »
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