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Offline Hajo

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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #105 on: September 29, 2011, 06:29:55 PM »
Pearl Harbor......Oy!
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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #106 on: September 29, 2011, 06:45:33 PM »
Speed Racer.  Loved the show as a kid but the movie was astoundingly bad.  My brother and I watched most of it, awestruck at just how terrible it was.  Some movies are so bad, they are actually good.  This went completely past that point.  The flashing lights even gave me a migraine.  :bhead
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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #107 on: September 29, 2011, 06:55:24 PM »
3:10 to Yuma

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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #108 on: September 29, 2011, 11:19:58 PM »
You imply that you've seen these movies. Wouldn't having seen one of any of the series have given you a good idea not to waste your time on the rest of them?


I don't have a dog in the fight, I just find it amusing that someone would be so self hating as to waste precious life watching movies they know they're going to hate.

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I implied no such thing.  I stated that I did indeed watch these movies.  You also mistakenly assumed that I watched them repeatedly.  I watched each one exactly once.  I wasn't sure I would dislike them until I watched them because I prefer to make informed judgments, a practice with which you may be unfamiliar.

You are further mistaken in your assumption that I am self-hating, and I really don't care what you think of my choices of how I spend my own time.

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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #109 on: September 30, 2011, 12:03:34 AM »
I remember discussing this with a few guys about 1 month ago. I swear to God, the first half an hour, I thought I was watching one of those stupid funny rip off movies (Scary Movie, Epic Movie, etc etc) that was based of Star Wars or Star Trek or something. Then I realized it wasn't and started laughing even harder.
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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #110 on: September 30, 2011, 01:41:38 PM »
3:10 to Yuma

i like that movie too  :aok
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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #111 on: September 30, 2011, 01:55:30 PM »
Napoleon Dynamite is a movie that is unique in my world.  The wife and I watched it one night, were left going more or less 'WTF?  That wasn't very good.'  The next day, we both found stuff about it that was funny in hindsight.  It's the only movie I've ever found funnier the day after than at the time.  Not to say that it was good by any stretch, just that there was the occasional amusing part.

3:10 to Yuma...  Can someone please explain to me what the heck was motivating a career criminal to risk his life and freedom to teach the son of a guy he didn't even know a lesson?  To me it wasn't a terrible movie, most of it made sense to me and was decent, but Russell Crowe's actions made absolutely no freaking sense to me.

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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #112 on: September 30, 2011, 03:20:14 PM »
I liked napoleon dynamite, quirky stuff. made me want to learn Rex-Kwan-Do.


the worst ive seen at the movies was for a date, I'm pretty sure it was called Bridget Jones - just shoot me before the titles have finished rolling.
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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #113 on: September 30, 2011, 04:36:59 PM »
Heh!  I haven't watched it . . . yet.  I hear that it's quite an experience. :)

O yeah.... quite :lol

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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #114 on: September 30, 2011, 04:45:29 PM »
Probably the movie I've hated more than ANYTHING else I've ever seen was the Ray Winstone/Angelina Jolie Beowulf. When the guys making the movie said they didn't like the original poem so decided to do their own thing, that right there is PROBABLY A SIGN TO STOP MAKING IT. They completely missed EVERY point about what the poem REALLY meant.
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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #115 on: September 30, 2011, 04:58:57 PM »
I agree that Beowulf was infuriating -- to me, though, mostly because they had awesome acting talent in it and awesome writing talent (Neil Gaiman and Roger Avery) but did it as Polar Express-style crapanimation.  Arg.  What a waste of talent.

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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #116 on: October 02, 2011, 01:48:51 PM »
Blair Witch Project - I was willing them all to die very soon into the film.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford - Like watching paint dry!

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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #117 on: October 02, 2011, 02:02:10 PM »
Blair Witch Project - I was willing them all to die very soon into the film.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford - Like watching paint dry!

oh my word...you are so right that movie suked so bad....very disappointing

BWP...same but I knew that would suk by the trailers

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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #118 on: August 05, 2012, 09:01:04 AM »
no really megashark vs crocasaurus check it out
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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #119 on: August 05, 2012, 09:07:43 AM »
I heard the "Human Centipede" was bad....I haven't tried watching it yet  :lol

I would say any of the JAWS sequels...
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