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Offline JOACH1M

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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #60 on: April 27, 2012, 09:42:18 PM »
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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #61 on: April 27, 2012, 09:55:13 PM »
you kill you eat it...law of the land kid :devil

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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #62 on: April 27, 2012, 09:55:53 PM »
You should change your name to hernia, because you are very inflammatory.

I bet you are home schooled.

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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #63 on: April 27, 2012, 09:59:10 PM »
I bet you are home schooled.
such sheltered children these days...
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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #64 on: April 27, 2012, 09:59:22 PM »
Im with Tupac. I dont have a deathly fear of them and have held snakes before but around my house is unacceptable. My neighborhood has a small stream across the road (hidden well behind several hundred feet of trees) and early on we would get cottonmouths and the occasional pygmy making their way into peoples yards or pools. Which with small kids running around in the neighborhood simply isnt safe. A neighbor of ours caught a rat snake, he worked at the 6th army ranger training battalion about 30 minutes from my house. Said snake got to go live a cushy life with rangers taking care of him. They teach the soon to be rangers about all the potential wildlife hazards of mucking around in swamplike areas.

My worst snake encounter was with my little brother (7 at the time) he was playing outside and it started to get dark so my dad called him in and as my brother got near the door he froze and then ran around the house to front door where he barged in yelling "SNAKE!". He got our attention lol. The pygmy rattler had curled up in the corner where house meets patio because it was a warm surface. My father dispatched of the snake promptly.

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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #65 on: April 27, 2012, 10:06:16 PM »
I bet you are home schooled.

Correct.
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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #66 on: April 27, 2012, 10:08:46 PM »
Im with Tupac. I dont have a deathly fear of them and have held snakes before but around my house is unacceptable. My neighborhood has a small stream across the road (hidden well behind several hundred feet of trees) and early on we would get cottonmouths and the occasional pygmy making their way into peoples yards or pools. Which with small kids running around in the neighborhood simply isnt safe. A neighbor of ours caught a rat snake, he worked at the 6th army ranger training battalion about 30 minutes from my house. Said snake got to go live a cushy life with rangers taking care of him. They teach the soon to be rangers about all the potential wildlife hazards of mucking around in swamplike areas.

My worst snake encounter was with my little brother (7 at the time) he was playing outside and it started to get dark so my dad called him in and as my brother got near the door he froze and then ran around the house to front door where he barged in yelling "SNAKE!". He got our attention lol. The pygmy rattler had curled up in the corner where house meets patio because it was a warm surface. My father dispatched of the snake promptly.

We're in the same situation with cottonmouths. Neighbor has a creek a few hundred yards away - they are aggressive.
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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #67 on: April 27, 2012, 11:12:59 PM »
Could of just as easily dispatched him to a different location with a 5 gallon bucket.

I bet it felt good to post a picture of it here... Lets see... You killed the Wednesday Babe and a Snake... You're on a roll, What can you kill next?
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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #68 on: April 27, 2012, 11:15:43 PM »
Could of just as easily dispatched him to a different location with a 5 gallon bucket.

I bet it felt good to post a picture of it here... Lets see... You killed the Wednesday Babe and a Snake... You're on a roll, What can you kill next?
Wednesday babe happened 2 years ago. I'm not quite as immature as I was 2 years ago, and if I had the opportunity I would undo it in a heartbeat. I have apologized profusely - but your selective memory must have thrown that out.

I'll post a picture of what I did with my time and money this weekend, to show everyone what a terrible person I am.
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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #69 on: April 28, 2012, 12:27:53 AM »
I'll post a picture of what I did with my time and money this weekend, to show everyone what a terrible person I am.

Please don't.

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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #70 on: April 28, 2012, 12:28:19 AM »
"It was once believed that an infinite number of monkeys, typing on an infinite number of keyboards, would eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare. However, with the advent of Internet messageboards we now know this is not the case."

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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #71 on: April 28, 2012, 01:14:47 AM »
Wednesday babe happened 2 years ago.
Really? That long ago? Daaaaaaaang. Maybe I can bribe Skuzzy to allow it again.

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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #72 on: April 28, 2012, 02:09:56 AM »
Wednesday babe happened 2 years ago.



If I had my way, you would have another 498 years of desert walking to do.


A word of advice: When The Wednesday Babe comes up, you should tuck tail and run.


Darn you...

EDIT: Run fast and hide deep underground. What you did was reprehensible.


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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #73 on: April 28, 2012, 02:13:56 AM »


If I had my way, you would have another 498 years of desert walking to do.


A word of advice: When The Wednesday Babe comes up, you should tuck tail and run.


Darn you...

It's not like I intended on getting it shut down.
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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #74 on: April 28, 2012, 02:17:09 AM »
Then you should REPENT!





Do the right thing TP.
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