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Offline skorpx1

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2014, 07:11:26 PM »
Chuck Norris once cut through a hot knife with butter.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Shortly after the grenade exploded.

Chuck Norris has a house in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, we call this the Bermuda Triangle. He does not like visitors.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked himself just to see what it felt like.

Chuck Norris has 3 fists, one is always hiding under his beard.

There was once a bridge named Chuck Norris. Everyone that crossed it died, nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives to tell the tale.




Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes? Bruce Lee is no joke.
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Offline XxDaSTaRxx

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2014, 07:38:04 PM »
"Chuck Norris is so amazing, he once shot down a German Fighter plane with his finger by yelling 'bang!'"
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2014, 08:54:46 PM »
What's black and brown and looks good on an ex?

A Rottweiler
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Offline mike8318

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2014, 10:33:02 PM »
An Irishman walks out of a bar.  Hey,it could happen!  :devil
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Offline 68valu

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2014, 10:36:52 PM »
Quote from: ink on March 26, 2014, 09:29:59 PM
what does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common :headscratch:



 :lol :lol :lol :D :D :D


   
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they both can smell it..yet nether can taste it.
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Offline 68valu

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2014, 10:38:00 PM »
Quote from: Widewing on March 25, 2014, 11:18:02 PM
What the hell is "Sweetish"?

like a lemonhead candy?


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2014, 01:52:23 AM »
Quote from: mike8318 on March 27, 2014, 10:33:02 PM
An Irishman walks out of a bar.  Hey,it could happen!  :devil

you know I am tired of that Irish stereotype :furious












































when I am done my whiskey I am knocking you out. 






























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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2014, 06:41:05 AM »
An ad on 'personals' page:

Want to seek relationship with a female.

Should not smoke
Should not curse
Should not want children
Should not have pets
As a matter of fact should not eat or breathe either

- Necro Filippus
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Offline wpeters

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2014, 10:02:45 AM »
What did the Leper tell the lady of the evening when he had finished.
























































You can keep the tip
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline Oldman731

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2014, 10:26:06 AM »
Quote from: wpeters on March 28, 2014, 10:02:45 AM
What did the Leopard tell the lady of the evening when he had finished.


That one's even funnier if you spell it "leper" instead of "leopard."

- oldman

(Also:  Why did the leper colony poker game end so suddenly?  Someone threw his hand in.)
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Offline BluBerry

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2014, 10:36:40 AM »
What's slimy, cold, long and smells like pork?


























































Kermit the frogs finger.
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Offline skorpx1

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2014, 05:04:59 PM »
Why did little Sarah fall off the swing?


She had no arms.


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Sarah.



What did little Sarah get for Christmas?


Rabies.



Ok now that i'm done being a terrible person we may resume the normal jokes.
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2014, 05:20:16 PM »
Whats the difference between 100 dead kids and a Ferrari?
















I don't have a Ferrari in my garage





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Offline Dragon Tamer

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2014, 09:17:45 PM »
Wow, this thread has started to go downhill fast...

Can we please change the subject before Skuzzy has to get involved?
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Offline BluBerry

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2014, 09:21:00 PM »
Quote from: Dragon Tamer on March 28, 2014, 09:17:45 PM
Wow, this thread has started to go downhill fast...

Can we please change the subject before Skuzzy has to get involved?

the topic is jokes.. you started with a very poor one, we are attempting to save this for you.
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