Too many head ons, otherwise a nice compilation.
As The Damned's Inspector of Honorable Use & Fighting Oversight Officer (or
IHoUFOO for short), it's my duty to take these charges seriously. As such, I have opened an official investigation. To facilitate this investigation, I reviewed the film thoroughly before coming to my conclusions. I will step all of you through some of the film, but let me warn you.....it's
UGLY.
Kill #1 @ 0:13: A rear quarter shot on a P38 from it's high 6 o'clock. Yup....while it's close, this kill clearly falls into the
180 degree HO shot category. Skyrr will receive squad demerits and a stern talking to for that one, let me tell you!!
Kill #2 @ 0:18: A very nice shot on Messiah from his 3 o'clock. AHHHHHH.....wait a sec....some of the shells hit the fighter's front right side engine cowling as it flew across Skyyr's nose. So yet another HO! Wow! More demerits!
Kill #3 @ 0:21: OK, now we are cooking! Kill of a Ki84, piloted by the Lord of Honor, the Klingiest of Klingons, that master of the Ki-Ki-Ki-Katana......the Mighty INK!!!!!!! Clear, zero degree HO shot by Skyyr. Ignore what appears to be incoming rounds from INKs plane prior to Skyyr firing. After a through internal investigation it is clear that both Skyyr and Kruel did a George Lucas and tampered with the film to make it appear that INK had fired first....as if the mighty Muppet would EVER stoop to HOing!!!
*gasp* The very thought is beyond belief and repugnant!
Kill #4 @ 0:28: Can't really tell for certain except its a kill on Bruv flying low on the deck. I'll count this as a probable HO, otherwise we would have to accept that Skyyr was on Bruv's dead six....which is of course not possible.
Kill #5 & 6 @ 032: These kills on Skorpion and Geaux are both HO shots as well. Skyyr HO shot Skorpion right down into his cockpit, and then belly HO shot Geaux not seconds later for two dishonorable, cowardly, unfair kills!!!
<I'VE RUN OUT OF DEMERRITS!!!! SOMEONE GET ME ANOTHER DAMNED* DEMERRIT BOOK!!!!!>I could go on and on, but am too embarrassed to continue. All of the rest were HOs shots too...especially the one at 4:05 where Skyrr** roped a F4U in a LA and then had the audacity to not wait for it to fall back to earth but shot it dead in the face....AND HE TURNED HIS ENGINE OFF TOO!! TRAVESTY!
A big thanks to Dolby for bringing this travesty to our attention. Kruel has been assigned extra KP duty, and Skyyr is now tasked with building shelters for the homeless using the sizable stack of demerit tickets he has been assigned.
* Pun intended.** or was it Kruel? Damn him....I'm bringing him up on charges too!!