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Offline DmonSlyr

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #75 on: September 14, 2014, 01:22:38 PM »
Quote from: Babalonian on September 12, 2014, 11:23:04 AM
Wow, you guys need help.    :devil

I think we are all a little above and beyond "help" to save us at this point. Hehe
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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #76 on: September 15, 2014, 09:35:31 AM »
This just in.... Rumors abound that Babalon was seen flying his plane in a pink tutu and drinking Zima while using his star shaped wand and saying things like.. pew pew pew your dead..zip zap zoom you go boom ...

More to follow at 5 pm

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #77 on: September 15, 2014, 12:08:31 PM »
And just in from the Hollywood Beat....

ebfd11 aka Lawndart was seen leaving a low rent Tijuana roach motel. Our reporter says he saw through the open door the super star we once knew as "Sailor Moon". He says on full zoom through his telephoto, Sailor was definitely sprouting a 5 o'clock stubble. Enquiring minds really want to know why there was a fully shaved donkey in the room?

Babs, any insight to these disturbing images............ :confused: 
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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #78 on: September 15, 2014, 03:22:20 PM »
Quote from: bustr on September 15, 2014, 12:08:31 PM
And just in from the Hollywood Beat....

ebfd11 aka Lawndart was seen leaving a low rent Tijuana roach motel. Our reporter says he saw through the open door the super star we once knew as "Sailor Moon". He says on full zoom through his telephoto, Sailor was definitely sprouting a 5 o'clock stubble. Enquiring minds really want to know why there was a fully shaved donkey in the room?

Babs, any insight to these disturbing images............ :confused: 

"sailor moon" only replied was "tequila was involved".  the donkey's replied was "i provided the tequila".  lawndar's reply was "we are out of tequila".


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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #79 on: September 15, 2014, 03:47:46 PM »
Quote from: guncrasher on September 15, 2014, 03:22:20 PM
"sailor moon" only replied was "tequila was involved".  the donkey's replied was "i provided the tequila".  lawndar's reply was "we are out of tequila".


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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #80 on: September 15, 2014, 04:55:07 PM »
Just Simply  :rofl :rofl :rofl  :lol :lol :lol  :aok  To the OP.
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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #81 on: September 16, 2014, 01:53:58 PM »
Quote from: ebfd11 on September 15, 2014, 09:35:31 AM
This just in.... Rumors abound that Babalon was seen flying his plane in a pink tutu and drinking Zima while using his star shaped wand and saying things like.. pew pew pew your dead..zip zap zoom you go boom ...

More to follow at 5 pm

LawnDart

This just in, after combing the boards, LawnDart posts picture of himself
after previously accusing Babalon of flying his plane in a pink tutu and drinking Zima
while using his star shaped wand and saying things like..
pew pew pew your dead..zip zap zoom you go boom ...
We dare not ask LawnDart about his magic wand or how he got the tutu from Midway. :O




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Offline Chilli

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #82 on: September 16, 2014, 02:22:23 PM »

Shots fired!
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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #83 on: September 16, 2014, 02:27:28 PM »
I haven't laughed so hard in ages! Thank you all for this....truly a day brightener!   :aok
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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #84 on: September 17, 2014, 09:07:35 PM »
Apple announces release of an "FTDEEP Rage-Quit Removal Tool."

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #85 on: September 22, 2014, 10:38:32 AM »
   Stay off your computer! Attempting to log on at this time is cause mass confusion and great consternation. Officials are silent as to the cause. Skuzzy is reported to have secured himself in a super secret location close to the donut shop. As people search for answers their fingers bleeding as they pound their keyboards no sign of help is coming so some are turning to War Thunder as the only possible outlet of their deep desire to be relevant.

   In other news Dale Addams was found in a pool of scotch in his underwear clutching a strange joystick and wrapped in computer cable. More at 11.
  
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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #86 on: September 22, 2014, 11:52:59 AM »
NEWS FLASH. somebody got shot down today and accused the shooter of cheating......the so called cheater afterward bombed the base px destroying the fotomat lab.....NO FILM AT 11
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Offline alpini13

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #87 on: September 22, 2014, 11:55:22 AM »
also in a related story.   in an ironic twist of fate several AH2 newcomers were run over by the welcome wagon.  new at 11 will be  broadcast in braille this evening.
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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #88 on: September 22, 2014, 12:07:43 PM »
 BREAKING NEWS UPDATE
ACES HIGH SERVERS STILL DOWN AS OF 1307 HOURS EST
NO WORD FROM HQ AS TO A CAUSE OR TIMELINE OF REPAIRS
INSIDE SOURCES HAVE SENT US THIS EXCLUSIVE IMAGE OF THE REPAIR PROCESS

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #89 on: September 23, 2014, 12:53:52 AM »
It wasn't a pink tutu, Lawndart dared me to wear his big moheekan headress backwards, swallow the whole pack of  bubblegum and pull 6Gs in his plane. 
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