Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days

[DmdBT]

What two words would the press be screaming if the ethnicity of the 2 people involved were reversed?

                     HATE CRIME

Lonz

[batdog]

I aint saying poop.... I'm back in my black tower of doom and dismay eating my chicken pot pie cultavating a cold uncaring heart.


xBAT

P.S. Oh and I've a hit on a certain Wabbit.... ElmerFudd is coming for your white fluffy tail. LOL

P.S.S And Deja, yes I know there is certain madness to saying I aint gonna say poop then saying something but Philo 101 bored me to tears anyway so I dropped it..hehe.

[Maverick]

Elfenwolf,

You have no need to continue to prove you have nothing of any merit to post on this board. You may desist and be content to know that all reading the AH bbs know how little you could possibly offer to anything.

[AKIron]

The guy had no internal injuries, scrapes and bruises on his upper body and two broken legs. The untreated broken legs is what killed him. Reports are that if treated promptly he most likely would have been fine. Murder plain and simple.

[stat2000]

Originally posted by Elfenwolf
I have resisted posting further on this subject because the Homeless Problem in America is such an emotionally charged issue, but since you brought it up I will share with you the probable scenario of this terrible, unfortunate accident....

Chante is parked at a red light, still marginally buzzed from 48 hours of doing Estacy and drinking 40s with her new lover. It's late at night, dark, and Ms. Mallard is half asleep.

Suddenly a filthy dirty rag clutched by an equally filthy dirty hand is rubbed across her windshield. The hand belongs to Greg Biggs, a local drug addict, alcoholic and homeless man. Mr. Biggs begins demanding money for "cleaning" her windshield, but all he managed to do was spread only God knows what kind of filth on the windshield of Ms. Mallard's car.

Mr. Biggs stands in front of Chante's car, screaming obsenities and demanding money, but Chante can't see Mr. Biggs because he has spread only God knows what on her windshield.

Chante, scared out of her wits yet still trying to be polite, beeps her horn twice and proceeds to drive slowly through the intersection as the light turns green. She feels a hard BANG on her hood, which I believe to be Mr. Biggs' bottle of Mad Dog 40-40, she panics, floors the accelerator and the next thing you she's face to face with Mr. Biggs.

Can any of you possibly imagine how foul Mister Biggs' breath had to be as his face was suddenly inches from hers after he smashed it through her windshield? Can you imagine the terror Ms. Mallard must have gone through on the rest of her ride home? And Mister Biggs suddenly starts demanding Medical Attention in addition to the two dollars for cleaning her windshield that he just smashed out with his face!

Thank God Chante was able to drive home safely with this raving mad man breathing his foul breath on her, his nose just inches from hers, making demands and threatining legal action against her.

Being buzzed from the Estacy and the marathon 48 hour sex session with a new lover, being light headed from the stench of Mr. Biggs' foul breath and emotionally in shock from this entire incident, Ms. Mallard passes out and sleeps for two days. She wakes up, rushes to her garage to a barely alive Mister Biggs and, realizing it is too late to save the dying man, she clutches his hand, sheds a tear and says "I'm sorry" as Mister Biggs expires. (lowers eyes, shakes head sadly at the expiration of Mr. Biggs)

Now let's talk about the character of Chante Mallard. Her friends would commit crimes and risk imprisonment for her or maybe even KILL for her, they love her so much. As Milnko said, I wish I had friends willing to go to the mat for me like Chante has. Greg Biggs? Hell, even his family didn't know where he was and there is no evidence anyone even cared.

Occupation? Chante Miller has dedicated her life to nursing, which is as noble a profession as a young lady could choose. She has made the choice to help people, whereas Greg Biggs has dedicated his life to being a burden on society as a homeless derelect armed with a greasy windshield rag.

Future? Chante Mallard has a bright future. She has loyal friends, a great career helping others and is a bright shining star other young women should emulate. Greg Mallard? He was a bum. We don't even know if he died from the terrible unfortunate accident he was responsible for or rather he died as a result of his drug and alcoholic lifestyle. He was 39 years old, and most derelicts die by 40, so what difference would a year or two make to a man like Greg Biggs given the fact he'd spend it drunk or on drugs anyway?

Chante Mallard has suffered enough. Her life, along with her car, will never be the same. Ms. Mallard is the true victim here, and I think the reason so many of you are so up in arms over this is because you are racist against African Americans.

Please, let's not try another African American in a high-profile racist attack by the Press. Let's wait for the jury to decide her guilt or innocence before we convict her. Let's not make the same mistake we made with O.J. Simpson and convict an innocent African American in the press instead of in the courthouse. Let's not ruin Chante Mallard's life- we owe OJ that much at least.

Elfenwolf for the Defense

For the love of god you are one big handsomehunk, lemme guess a lawyer, you are a case study for why defense lawyers are the scum of the earth

[ispar]

Stat2000, you are evidently not familiar with the strange, out-moded concepts of "sarcasm" and "satire." Now, this is not to say that Elfenwolf is very good at choosing appropriate times for this stuff, but we're getting used to it. Calm down, just business as usual.

[AKDejaVu]

Originally posted by moose
you guys suck

i posted this the 1st day the story came out

millie posts it like a week later

you respond to his

i quit.

LOL! I think yours got missed because SOB posted it an hour before you.  We were already responding to one thread... why not ignore a like one?

Besides... we like SOB and Milnko better.

AKDejaVu

[Wlfgng]

Elfenwolf.. what a pile of horse crap!

so I guess Osama Bin Laden is the 'true' victim here too...



weenie

[AKDejaVu]

Wlfgng.. his post was sarcastic to the extreme and intended to illicit the response you generated.  Read through most of his posts and you'll see 90% of them are intended to do the same thing.  Then click on the "user cp" button in the menu bar up top and expore the user squelch function.

AKDejaVu

[Elfenwolf]

Wlfgng, I will hold no anamosity towards you for squelching me- in fact I will thank you. For every squelch I get Bill Gates donates a thousand dollars to the United Negro College Fund, PLUS I will send you a FREE "I'm An Elfin Squelcher" T-Shirt.

Sorry, Deja Vu, but your chest is so small "Efluff'n Squelcher" was all that would fit on yours. And no, Ripsnort, you cannot get a free pair of "Elfen Squelcher" panties in lieu of a T-Shirt. The Texans have bought out our entire supply.

[Thrawn]

You guys have no sense of humour.

[koala]

Why is it that every time somebody posts a witty bit of sarcastic humor, that some handsomehunk thinks he's serious??

Are you people that dense?

[Horn]

Originally posted by Elfenwolf
And no, Ripsnort, you cannot get a free pair of "Elfen Squelcher" panties in lieu of a T-Shirt.

I was kinda hoping for the edible, Days of the Week "Elfen Squelcher" boxer shorts...

dh
(Killin Kittens since '72)

[Elfenwolf]

LOL u got it Horn but don't kill any kittens while you're wearing them:)

[midnight Target]

Jonathon Swift advocated eating babies....really here is proof