If Sweep thinks Canada is pathetic, then it must actually be totally cool.
And a least the Europeans like us.
You're ticked that the US has no international buddies. The US is the friendless geek of the international community. The fat, pimplely putz, that tries to bully people just to get SOME attention.
Canada, however is the manly man of the international community, the guy countries like us and the chick countries really dig us.
And let me tell you, the EU is the HOTTEST loving piece of internation relations going. This is why the US is all like, "Well we don't like you anyway." Sour grapes baby. Because you KNOW EU finds Canada dead sexy!
Guess what! EU, Canada and Australia are goin' out for beers later...and the US isn't invited. Ha ha HA!!