Land mines? That's not even slightly amusing. OK, maybe just a little, but... there are proper channels for a dirt poor Mexican to gain citizenship to the US? I do get pissed about those filthy, non-English speaking toejamheads taking all the jobs away from me tho'. It really pissed me off the most as I drove by them on summer mornings from Cornelius, past the fields they were working in, and on my way to work at ThrustMaster (where we made joysticks, some of which cost as much as 2 months food for these scumbags' families) and I easily got paid 5 times more than any one of them for working (hehe) in my air conditioned office that I worked (hehe) / played games in. I'da switched with them in a minute if only I'd been given the opportunity...alas, they choose to come up here and steal that opportunity away from me.

If you ask me, Mexicans are all right...it's them damned stinky, baby eating French-types we need to keep out! Send 'em to Quebec!

SOB