tonight I thought i'd help some noobs.
Been watching this guy try to take off for ages so I tuned my radio to him on private and typed 'do you want assistance' no reply. ok maybe text is scrolling past a bit fast and he doesn't know what the key is to expand the message window so I typed 'do you want assistance' again still no reply.
Hmm i though, he knows how to get in a plane so insted I typed
'get in plane and fire your guns, if you want assistance' and sure enough out he come blazing away

Ok I we have contact !
I now instruct him how to type a message and sure enough up comes a little help plea 'How do I take off?'
Now I make my move and tune my Vox to him as well.
ok I now know have his attention so why does he then type Frogman how do I take off? and start to ignore me?
He then get in a tank and the message buffer comes alive with 'how do I start my tank' over and over
But being patient I now up a tank and move it so i'm in front of him, Surely he can see me? and I start to type/speak to him instructions on the art of tank driving.
But he keep typing 'how do i move my tank' over and over.
so i give up, I tried as length but he wore me down.
By now a load of people are replying in the text buffer, so he couldn't miss the instructions and off he goes driving around the base.
He's in a LVT and he finds the trigger, and a plane takes off near him so being a noob , he opens fire, the pilot of the plane (shall remain nameless) then decides after getting up to help the said noob by diving on him, and the poor noob killshooters himself LOL
I almost wet myself. and I was able to calm myself from my frenzy of frustration, thank you nameless pilot you cheered me up

I would also like to mention that DJ111 and Zeroping both deserve a medal for the patience they showed trying to help a noob get green text, they fought valiantly for a good 20mins untell they overcame the task at hand. WTG

God its hard work, but i'll try again
