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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2003, 07:46:38 AM »
You get "it" once a week?  (Rip looks at hand...) Oh, I guess I do too. :D

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« Reply #31 on: January 22, 2003, 07:58:36 AM »
Next time I suggest not asking "Are we gonna do it now?" every 30 seconds.  That has a way of ruining the mood.

Just a tip so you can avoid these hunger strikes in the future.

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« Reply #32 on: January 22, 2003, 08:03:54 AM »
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Man that shopping thing is good, but my girl would go nutty an prolly beat the toejam out of me.



Well, look at it this way GtoRA2, at least your getting some action :D

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« Reply #33 on: January 22, 2003, 08:09:43 AM »
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Then at 11.00pm last night she decides that the TV show coming on was more important than her promise of sexual activity.  She claims that it is a woman's right to change her mind.


Last night our cable tv cut out 5 minutes into "American Idol" - we watched just long enough to get sucked into the vid bits of the auditions.  My wife started speed-dialing the cable operator's repair line.  I sorted out my mail, filed Buccaneer souvenir shopping receipts, tossed out credit card offers, and then read a magazine.

After her initial trauma wore off, I suggested we watch one of our DVDs.  I pitched "Saving Private Ryan", "U-571", and "Matrix".  She wanted "Stealing Home" and "Beaches".  We compromised and watched 30 minutes or so of "Steel Magnolias" and then she checked the cable again and it was back on.  By then all we got was the "Where are they now" segment on American Idol.

Television isn't addicting.  She can quit anytime she wants! ;)

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« Reply #34 on: January 22, 2003, 08:16:30 AM »
Curval,

You REALLY think you're going to WIN, DON'T you?!  AHAHAHAHAHAHA!  HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!  HAWHAWHAWHAW!  Oh MY!  Gasp!

You poor sap!  You chump!  You naive piece of milquetoast!  

Oh no!  Here it comes again...Snicker...I can't...Giggle...I can't...Guffaw...contain it...HawHawHawHaw....HeeHeeHe e...(wheeze)!

Shuckins

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« Reply #35 on: January 22, 2003, 08:30:54 AM »
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Just think - if Shane can go for months without sex, so can you!


Shane goes for months without sex because he can't get some, not because he doesn't desire too!

low blow Shane I know but someone had to say it :D

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« Reply #36 on: January 22, 2003, 08:48:39 AM »
Yiu guys have just added another compelling argument not to get married.

Much easier with girlfriends.

Or maybe it's because I'm a pervert?

Any way, it seems to be working.

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« Reply #37 on: January 22, 2003, 09:02:30 AM »
I'm sure she can find someone to stand in for you till you come to your senses.
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« Reply #38 on: January 22, 2003, 12:35:42 PM »
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...when my wife read your generous offers she chuckled and said "I don't need anyone to service me.  In this day of modern technology men are practically obsolete."


That's what my wife says whenever I try to touch her too. I think we'll move to Texas where that uh.... "modern technology" is now illegal.

Next time you and your wife get into a celibacy contest give yourself an edge- buy every AA battery in Bermuda and throw them in the ocean. ;)

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« Reply #39 on: January 22, 2003, 04:02:54 PM »
Hide the vibrator...:D
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« Reply #40 on: January 22, 2003, 04:36:32 PM »
CURVAL  very very smart man  show wife thread reverse psycholigy  and he gets him some   WTG:D

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« Reply #41 on: January 22, 2003, 04:44:00 PM »
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CURVAL  very very smart man  show wife thread reverse psycholigy  and he gets him some   WTG:D


Now this is a man who understands.

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« Reply #42 on: January 22, 2003, 04:53:58 PM »
buy a Playboy or download some porn and you'll make it

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« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2003, 05:02:38 PM »
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buy a Playboy or download some porn and you'll make it


Too late, the weak willed bastid gave in. Although if I was in his position I wouldn't have done any better. :o

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« Reply #44 on: January 22, 2003, 05:15:17 PM »
This thread is done.  For Curval it's back to "bidness" as usual.

Shuckins