The batteries might have been low on the irony meter. Well, in any case, what handles folks use is their own business, somebody wants "Maverick" or "Richtofen", who cares. Let them be. Its an air combat sim, what are we supposed to draw inspiration from, famous shoe salesmen? Must be a tough day to find something to gripe about I guess.
No aces, no indiginous northern peoples, no animals, no sitcom extra terrestrials, no fictional movie gunfighters, no spell casters?

wouldnt be very interesting at all.