I’ve been reading through this thread, and educating myself about guns. You guys sound like you’re tooling up to go to Iraq! Bit late now...
Clearly some of you are worried about intruders, and a violation of your property. But how likely is this? I know the US well, and the areas I went to/lived in appeared to be relatively crime free. At my office in Golden,CO in 1997, people did not bother to lock their cars outside the building. So I’m wondering where some of your aggression comes from, or do many of you live in rough areas? I’d just like to make a few quotes from the above passage.
- If yah need to pull it and squeeze, you'd better kill him.
- Shoot to kill or don't even pull the gun out.
- Its American as apple pie and makes holes in torsos that are big enough to throw a small child through.
- This ought to take care of them pesky home intruders![/b]
Wow! Just what sort of visitors do you expect in YOUR neighbourhood??? 
But as I continued reading, I came to realise that this thread might not be about guns. The pictures are there to hide the fact, but this is all about masturbation. Hangtime was the first to alert me to this when he said and man, that .45 feels as good as my dick in my hand.
So is a .45 a strap on rubber job? As for masturbation technique, Hangtime also said this:
If yah need to pull it and squeeze
Once I’d read that, I knew I was definitely on to something! Men with small noodlees tend to have large hands, and vice versa. I have very small hands, but for men with large hands, some sort of adaptor may be necessary – I began to think we were talking about one of those silicon sleeve jobs when I read
grips with rubber wrap arounds as I have fairly large hands.
A second reference to a silicon vag was made thus –
comfort with the weapon is more important
I thought that would be obvious. Someone began talking about naughty pictures. I take it that a “20mm cannon” was a euphemism for a noodle –
should I be concerned about pictures that show a 20mm cannon in a childs bedroom?
Indeed, I would share that concern, but only 20mm?
Finally, there could be no doubt that this thread is about masturbation.
Keep in mind that Animal has extremely weak wrists
LOL Animal! I wouldn't worry about your wrists. After what it’s done to your eyesight, maybe you should have second thoughts about getting a gun! I wouldn't trust you with a starting pistol. Take up knitting instead!
oh.. and for real stopping power
Ah yes, I see I’m not the only middle aged old fart in here, and that other people have difficulty with premature ejaculation. Some “delay spray” ought to deal with that...
See you at the con, guys – but only if you’re nice.
