Ok Grun...
This centrifuge....
This is not weapons of mass destruction. It is not even a weapon of mass destruction. It certainly the shreck is not 25,000 liters of anthrax, 38,000 liters of botulinum toxin, nor 500 tons of sarin, mustard and VX nerve agent. Capice?
So what exactly do we have here?
A "key piece of Iraqi nuclear technology" says CNN. It's a significant find for a few reasons, perhaps the most important being that it's finally our first glimpse into the state of Iraq's nuclear weapons program. From Powell's presentations at the United Nations to Condalisa's Sunday morning talk show circuits describing mushroom clouds over downtown Chicago, we were painted a picture of an Iraqi nuclear weapons program in full swing; Iraqi scientists feverishly toiling away, the urgency such that completion of the first weapon was as near as three months away.
Today we got our first look at this stuff... and yeah, it's a helluhvah find alright.
Because right away we discover that what we were led to believe... this threat.... turns out to be complete, total bs. Garbage. It's freaking unbelievable! What happened here?
Stay with me for a sec...
This peice of gas centrifuge has been sitting in dirt since Iraq negotiated its surrender 12 years ago, and dates back to Iraq's pre-1991 efforts to build nuclear weapons. Why is that significant? Because it hasn't been touched since! Mahdi Obeidi, the Iraqi scientist who was ordered to hide the thing, was the key to the restarting of this centrifuge program and he never got the order to restart it! If there were any nuclear weapons program in any shape or form whatsoever, this guy would be on it... yet he's been out of a job since 1991!
Iraq kicked the weapons inspectors out for years. That's presumably why everyone went back en masse, right? For 2-3 years Iraq was accountable to nobody. Nobody was able to watch them. Yet... that thing was left in the dirt.
Uhm.... hello? Uh.... WTF man?!
What we found today was that THERE WAS NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS PROGRAM! Hows about THEM apples?
So why the hell aren't people getting this? It's so shrecking... DUH. It's like invasion of the freakin' body snatchers or something.