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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: eagl on November 30, 2009, 10:36:03 AM
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Post your guess (or guesses) about why Tiger Woods is being so weird about his little car accident.
My top three picks:
1. Prescription sleeping medication gone bad
2. Wife beat him and he drove off while already in distress
3. Nervous breakdown and/or suicide attempt
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lol plainly #2
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4. Wii golfing accident, on way to golf course to redeem himself.
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It should be noted that Tiger has certainly learned a lesson from the Martha Stewart case... Never ever voluntarily cooperate with a police investigation because even if you're not guilty of anything, they can pick apart anything you say and if they find any inconsistencies, they'll throw you in jail for lying to investigators even if it was a voluntary interview and not under oath.
I figure Tiger ought to make up something plausible yet simple, and go with that. He can lie to the media all he wants.
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It was a blow job that went out of control...
:lol
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Better question.
Why does anyone care?
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Got into a fight with wife, and decided to take a drive to blow off steam (Lesson: Don't drive angry!); hit the accelerator with a bit too much agression.
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Sounds like a drunken fight with the old Lady and then a drunken "I want attention crash/fake suicide".
Much more common then you'd believe. I worked Mids for 30 years and there is no way the guy was sober. The coppers gave him a big pass on the scene.
I spent all day Thurs. going to one domestic call after another. And that was on day shift! The nights are far worse. Add in the fact el tigre just got outt'ed hooking up with another broad?
Put it all together? Even if you dont people dont crash into fire hydrants outside their homes, at 0225 hrs on T-giving, without being at least a .16%. I dont know the guy. Its possible he could have been much higher.
As I understand he was still in his gated community and not on the open road. Thats probably why they gave him a pass. And now he's canceling "meets" with police? Can you believe it? Thats the word they use, "Cancel". :lol
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Better question.
Why does anyone care?
+1.
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Simple: He cheated on his wife and got caught.
Strange "Kitty" makes a man do strange things even when you have so much to lose.
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She smashed him, and to save face they set the crash up.....why else would she have a golf club in her hand down the end of the drive of a mansion....
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DUI and leaving after fight with the wife. He's lawyered up already and the attorney is making statements on his behalf. That says something too.
If he went to a medical center for treatment look for the paparazzi to try and get into there for a peek at his medical records, especially the BAC on his blood tests.
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His wife was teaching him to drive a car and he panicked.
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Better question.
Why does anyone care?
+1 :bolt:
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Better question.
Why does anyone care?
(http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sign/sign0156.gif) (http://www.mysmiley.net)
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I figure Tiger ought to make up something plausible yet simple, and go with that. He can lie to the media all he wants.
I agree with him supporting his wife even though she may have hit him with a seven iron. The papparazzi from Enquirer posted the infidelity story without anything other than a handshake between him and a fan (who happens to be Rachel Uchitel)? Uchitel may be on the seedy side but I dont believe Tiger is for an instant. He may have shown poor judgement in leaving the house in 'distress' but can you really say that fact is established? I think he wants to protect his wife and family and keep his career intact and he knows the media loves to tear down the rich and famous. I dont believe Tiger would even touch Uchitel but I can believe his wife may have recently been bombarded with insane accusations against her husband in the tabloids.
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Why do people care about the white house party crashers?
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the most logical explanation is of course also the simplest......... they were in a heated argument....... he was removing himself from the situation and hopped in his suv to take a drive........
she chased him with a golf club and smashed out the windows as he was pulling away....... being distracted he hit the fire hydrant and then a tree
the thing that leads me to this guess is WHY would she need to smash out the rear door windows to rescue him........ I believe one photo shows the driver door open so it was operable....... and even if it wasnt the other 3 were also inoperable? its a 4 door vehicle you dont need to smash out a window to "rescue" him
as to his BAC......... dunno if he got a pass by the cops or not
as far as him cancelling on making a statement to the police........ hes not obligated to give them a statement anyway.....
my guess on the statement issue his lawyer has given him so good advice....... he clearly doesnt want to tell the truth and let the whole world know his wife was chasing him with a golf club....... the police statement can easily be obtained by the press and tabloids would have a field day.......
he also doesnt want to make a FALSE statement to cover it up..... that would be a crime....... so hes alot better off just not making any official statement at all
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If his car is anything like mine, the doors automatically lock as soon as the car starts moving and they don't unlock until the car is in park. So if he ran into some stuff and the car ended up still in drive but not moving because it was up against the tree, the only way someone on the outside could get into the car would be to smash a window.
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His wife chased him with a golf club, simple as that.
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Better question.
Why does anyone care?
+1
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If his car is anything like mine, the doors automatically lock as soon as the car starts moving and they don't unlock until the car is in park. So if he ran into some stuff and the car ended up still in drive but not moving because it was up against the tree, the only way someone on the outside could get into the car would be to smash a window.
These type of locks are designed to unlock if the vehicle is in an accident.....
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Good thing he's not a professional skeet shooter.
Tokenjo
haha the the BJ gone wild post was good
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Sabre posted the correct answer.
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Mano
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.....why else would she have a golf club in her hand down the end of the drive of a mansion....
She was fixin to drive his golf balls where he didnt want them to be :)
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These type of locks are designed to unlock if the vehicle is in an accident.....
The airbags did not deploy so I don't think the doors would have unlocked.
I agree with Batch's scenario. She did not break the rear/back window. She broke out the rear passenger window in order to unlock the doors. She pulled him out of the driver's door.
The question that remains is.....How can she explain why BOTH rear passenger windows were shattered?
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Fifteen minutes of fame will cause even more women to come out with 'Tiger undies' I bet.
Neighbors are saying the wife asked them to call 911 but one neighbor has 'lawyered up?'
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The airbags did not deploy so I don't think the doors would have unlocked.
I agree with Batch's scenario. She did not break the rear/back window. She broke out the rear passenger window in order to unlock the doors. She pulled him out of the driver's door.
The question that remains is.....How can she explain why BOTH rear passenger windows were shattered?
Good follow through? :bolt:
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seizures
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The airbags did not deploy so I don't think the doors would have unlocked.
It takes alot for airbags to deploy. I'm sure there is a more "sensitive" computer that detects a crash to unlock the doors than "if the airbags go off, unlock the doors."
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It takes alot for airbags to deploy. I'm sure there is a more "sensitive" computer that detects a crash to unlock the doors than "if the airbags go off, unlock the doors."
I am unable to find any information supporting your assumption. While there are separate sensors to initiate contact with OnStar in the event of a crash even if the airbags do not deploy, I am unable to find any documentation indicating that the car uses these sensors for other functions.
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Didnt Mythbusters talk about this and the 'windows drop during submersion' as an idea and not something in place yet?
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The Wreck
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(http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/sports/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20091130/0013729ece6b0c7d78c55f.jpg)
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anymore theories out there?
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:neener:
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The real story on Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV85rD0gfqo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV85rD0gfqo)
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The Chinese golfers cant beat him either... more reason to break the man. I really think the Woods family has more class.
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He was giving golf lessons in the car...the mistress was using his 9 iron....can I say that? Momma was workin over the Escalade with the 3 iron but that was ok with Tiger because he wasn't using that one at the time.
Always a golf fan,
Changeup
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Check your mail box ! ! !
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.......Merry Christmas from the Woods Family
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(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c80/skilless/tiger-1.jpg)
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My guess is that news was scarce that day.
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I could really care less about any of this, but I did hear a good joke today.
What's the difference between Tiger's golf ball and his car?
He can drive the ball 400 yards.
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Follow up joke:
Why did Tiger Woods leave the house?
He had a 2:30 AM tree time.
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Check your mail box ! ! !
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.......Merry Christmas from the Woods Family
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(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c80/skilless/tiger-1.jpg)
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:banana:
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl Atleast it's not that bad! :lol
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My opinion-Who cares? There are much more important things in this world than Tiger Wood's life.
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Why is Tiger Woods like a baby seal?
Both get clubbed by Norwegians
Tiger's new name is "Cheetah"
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Why is Tiger Woods like a baby seal?
Both get clubbed by Norwegians
Tiger's new name is "Cheetah"
Cheetaaaaah Woods hahahahaha
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I liked how Tiger called it "Transgressions" I guess thats what they are calling it these days. :rofl :salute
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Sounds like a drunken fight with the old Lady and then a drunken "I want attention crash/fake suicide".
Much more common then you'd believe. I worked Mids for 30 years and there is no way the guy was sober. The coppers gave him a big pass on the scene.
I spent all day Thurs. going to one domestic call after another. And that was on day shift! The nights are far worse. Add in the fact el tigre just got outt'ed hooking up with another broad?
Put it all together? Even if you dont people dont crash into fire hydrants outside their homes, at 0225 hrs on T-giving, without being at least a .16%. I dont know the guy. Its possible he could have been much higher.
As I understand he was still in his gated community and not on the open road. Thats probably why they gave him a pass. And now he's canceling "meets" with police? Can you believe it? Thats the word they use, "Cancel". :lol
LOL Holy crap! This from the guy who admonishes us for pre-judging the popo...
"let's not jump to any conclusions as to why the officer shot the perp in the back while he was lying prone on the ground..."
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Check your mail box ! ! !
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.......Merry Christmas from the Woods Family
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(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c80/skilless/tiger-1.jpg)
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She sure looks like a money grubbing skank
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Getting to the original question, I think that mr. Woods would have to consider where he puts the shaft of his wood no.2. The Swedes can be chilly if the sticks are too hockey
:devil :devil :devil
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the cap on the pre-nupt was 50 million.......looks like it will be raised to 80 million.
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I can understand the desire to sleep with an athlete in excellent shape and at the peak of their performance level. Not so much with a man but you get the point Im sure. However... coming out for the publicity and announcing to the world you slept with a married man (even for the fleeting fame) makes you lower than trash. Trash should be used and discarded so bully for Tiger!
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he must have knocked 1 of them up, or maybe his wife?
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Life imitating art. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JObTMW3RVf4
Don't forget they actually had Tiger play Carl from Caddyshack in commercials for American Express, Buick, or some other company that wastes money.
Did you buy a Buick because of Tiger?
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At this stage of the game theres nothing to do but pay her the 50 m, dump her, and then spend the rest of your life single, rich, and changing woman as often as bed sheets.
Yes it would be a hard life but im sure he can manage it. Tiger might lose the $$ from endorsements but he can still win golf tournements. Best of all he wont have a wife getting in his way. Anything is better then being a late night punch line, or a star of Taiwanese animations over an incident everyone knew he was lieing about at the time.
Hahahahaha. Now the police are saying they "suspect Tiger was drunk at the time of the crash". :lol As if the Police dont know if someone is drunk at a crash sight. Or that the rules are different for billionaires. :rofl
OL Holy crap! This from the guy who admonishes us for pre-judging the popo...
You dont get it yet do you kid? Its the system in place that protects the rich and famous. Or do you think it was the lowly POs that made the decision to not pinch the guy? Was it the Pos that let OJ off scott free? It would have been the same with Tiger at a DUI trial.
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are you guys gay?? who gives a crap!
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I like how Letterman handled his deal. Just fes-up and move on. Save the drama.
If that had happened to just a 'regular Joe', It would never of even made the local newspaper. Maybe the obituary column in my case. :lol
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this just in:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm)
wth? :uhoh
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I like how Letterman handled his deal. Just fes-up and move on. Save the drama.
If that had happened to just a 'regular Joe', It would never of even made the local newspaper. Maybe the obituary column in my case. :lol
If it happened to said regular joe. He would've been kuffed for drunk driving,wreckless driving. But hey maybe the cop will get a free golf lesson? Yeah think the wife gets 80 million if she stays with him for 2 more years.
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Better question.
Why does anyone care?
+ infinity!
this is what is wrong with America! for some dam reason we feel we have the right to now everything about celebrities when we dont! it seriously P's me off when all this attention is given publically to personal family issues.
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+ infinity!
this is what is wrong with America! for some dam reason we feel we have the right to now everything about celebrities when we dont! it seriously P's me off when all this attention is given publically to personal family issues.
Yet here you are in this thread. :banana:
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If it happened to said regular joe. He would've been kuffed for drunk driving,wreckless driving. But hey maybe the cop will get a free golf lesson? Yeah think the wife gets 80 million if she stays with him for 2 more years.
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+ infinity!
this is what is wrong with America! for some dam reason we feel we have the right to now everything about celebrities when we dont! it seriously P's me off when all this attention is given publically to personal family issues.
Agreed, but we're not the ones who've plastered his story all over the news. It's just natural that people will discuss current events. I know there are more important things happening in the world to report, but this is what we got.
:salute To all the troops we have scattered around this world.
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(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f125/RedTop1/woods-elin-chase_600.jpg)
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:rofl
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UP to 11,,,,,,,,,, :rofl
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will he lose some of his endorsements?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hA3_rihmcg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hA3_rihmcg)
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Anyone want to put odds on some new 'Tiger Cubs' showing up in the next few months. :bolt:
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Anyone want to put odds on some new 'Tiger Cubs' showing up in the next few months. :bolt:
What a schmuck. Im glad I didnt raise my kid to idolize others just cause they can hit a ball.
This clown was banging cocktail waitresses and porn stars by the dozen, Ho'bagging in public view, and then expects the public to "respect his privacy"? :lol
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Yeah so what I meant by that was would there be little illegitimate kids popping up because of his multiple infidelities. 'tiger cubs?', get it.
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I am calling it now, number 13 will be a dude........ :neener:
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Tigers new fan club.
(http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr149/Rich46yo/girlhouse.jpg)
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See Rules #4, #6
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Well I reported you. Anyone else?
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We made fun of Daly too. Look at that. He's a hick.
(http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp193/dmbear/woodsdaly415-1.jpg)
(http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp193/dmbear/daly_tiger_05_bridges-1.jpg)
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See Rules #4, #6
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One billion dollars in winnings and endorsements. :O
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I am calling it now, number 13 will be a dude........ :neener:
:rofl I was wrong, it was a chick, maybe #17 will be a dude....... :lol
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Holy crap.
Tiger taking a break from golf!
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/golf/2009-12-11-tiger-woods-indefinite-leave_N.htm
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Run cheetaa woods run.
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Hey Zoom, I'm gonna need yah to delete your name from your phone. If you could do that right away please. Ok thanks bye. :D
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"Tiger will do more than any other man in history to change the course of humanity,"
-Earl Woods
http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/article/0,28136,1888274,00.html
:rofl
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my guess is he is the founder of a book club devoted to the twilight series
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"Tiger will do more than any other man in history to change the course of humanity,"
-Earl Woods
http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/article/0,28136,1888274,00.html
:rofl
Oh what a difference eight months makes...
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Funny thing about cheaters at anything, they are only "sorry" when they get caught.
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Hey Zoom, I'm gonna need yah to delete your name from your phone. If you could do that right away please. Ok thanks bye. :D
lol ok ill bite, what are you talking about?
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http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html
Pretty good one. :joystick:
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I wonder if Tiger yells "GET IN THE HOLE!" when he's on his excursions...
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hrmm.... well.....Bill Simmons wrote about this at great length, noting that Tiger has never really been in a position to blow off steam in his life (military dad, scholarship athlete, corporate schill most of his life, etc).
I have some degree of sympathy simply because Tiger has never asked us to engage him in his personal life, the way many celebrities do. He's never tried to sell it as part of his package. He's a great golfer and a winner, and that's why you should buy Product X. He's never tried to hold himself up as a moral paragon or a great husband. He's been very dilligent about keeping his worlds apart (lest you kill independent Tiger!). As such, since he never tried to make his private life my business before, I'm not sure why it's supposed to be my business NOW.
Mostly, though, I have a rule - I don't get too wrapped up in any "sports" story that also runs on the cover of Us Magazine.
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With the exception of people who claim the moral high ground-- as a role model or for family values or whatever-- I've always thought that celebrity's personal lives should remain personal. Tiger Woods has been a good guy as far as I know and I'm sure he's got enough issues at this point.
In the case of people who act like they're be 'holier than thou' like televangelists and family values politicians (hypocrites), who put down people that don't adhere the the moral standards that they preach (but personally can't follow them) roast them in the media until they can never show their face in public again. Just my opinion though.
Leave Woods alone though...
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I view the situation this way: I'm an athlete in my late 20s. I'm not sure why I got married, since I have p00n thrown at my feet day in and day out. I'm rich. The guy should hang a deli counter on his zipper for the ladies to take a number and just yell NOW SERVING NUMBER X!!!
I couldn't tell you what the last golf tournament he played in or where he placed so why do I care if he's getting some on the side. KEEP LAYING THE PIPE TIGER!!!!
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MEOWWW..a TIGER
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