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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: F22RaptorDude on September 26, 2011, 07:08:13 PM
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Well lets hear em, for me it would be Titanic 2, that movie was bleepin terrible
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Superman 4 by far
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the gods must be crazy :rolleyes:
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Superman 4 by far
God they made a forth one?
the gods must be crazy :rolleyes:
Isn't that the one with the coke bottle that falls out of the sky?
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probably the movie "frozen"
had such an intresting story line...2 guys stuck overnight on a ski-lift...wheee....
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God they made a forth one?
Isn't that the one with the coke bottle that falls out of the sky?
yup
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probably the movie "frozen"
had such an intresting story line...2 guys stuck overnight on a ski-lift...wheee....
:rofl :rofl :rofl I saw that last winter, I found it hilarious how the guy broke his legs then got eaten by wolfs, then the other guy does too! :rofl :rofl :rofl
yup
I liked the gods must be crazy, me and my grandparents watched it a few years ago, I need to see it again to change my opinion
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What was that one a few years ago about the couple that disappeared on a scuba vacation and wound up being eaten by sharks?
Somebody got paid for making THAT?
Somebody needs to make a movie called Computer Air Warrior.. and make bank
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oh dicho, you reminded me of the most retarded/cheesy movie series ever.
the "lake placid" series. 4 of those damned things. something about over-sized alligators raised by a kindly old woman... :noid
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burn after reading
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What was that one a few years ago about the couple that disappeared on a scuba vacation and wound up being eaten by sharks?
Somebody got paid for making THAT?
Somebody needs to make a movie called Computer Air Warrior.. and make bank
I'm actually interested in making my own movie, haha I tried making a script today but could only think of the plane scene, the story is called "Stranded at 35,000 feet" and its gonna be cheesy :rock
oh dicho, you reminded me of the most retarded/cheesy movie series ever.
the "lake placid" series. 4 of those damned things.
I love seeing people get eaten, its just so annoying how easily they could avoid it. but they still do anyway
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Ishtar...
Do I win?
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Jaws: The Revenge
So bad that cable channel TNT edited the ending to exclude a character that survived being attacked by the shark in the climax. This increased the body count from 2 to 3. The shark was incredibly fake looking. The ending was simply retarded. The shark ROARS when sticking its head out of the water and EXPLODES from being impaled by the bow spit of the boat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtpEtkB47rc&feature=related
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Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus
a real stinker! never thought ERKIL would be involved with such a dog
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Highlander II - The Quickening
Perhaps the worst sequel to a great movie ever made.
A movie so bad that they removed it from existence in all the other movies and the TV series.
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Jaws: The Revenge
So bad that cable channel TNT edited the ending to exclude a character that survived being attacked by the shark in the climax. This increased the body count from 2 to 3. The shark was incredibly fake looking. The ending was simply retarded. The shark ROARS when sticking its head out of the water and EXPLODES from being impaled by the bow spit of the boat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtpEtkB47rc&feature=related
What the hell!? :rofl
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Monsters ...... A truly unfortunate movie....The worst part is I sat through the whole thing thinking it might just pick up....it didn't
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Anyone like Vampires Suck? that movie makes me :rofl :rofl
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Watched completely would be man stare at goats. Someone dragged me to the movie theater when it came out.
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Starship Troopers..."OUTSTANDING!"
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2012 was pretty diddlying awful
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"Oh Hi Mark..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4
:rofl
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The first 'Transformers' was so bad that I drove back to the store at 3am to give it back and have refused to watch any of the sequels.
To this day I've never made it all the way through 'Being John Malkovitch'. Three times friends brought it over for movie nights when it first came out, and we never made it more than about 45 minutes to an hour into it before shutting it off and either putting in something better or just drinking and BSing the night away.
However, the only movie I've ever fallen asleep in (and I'll get skinned for this) was the first 'Lord of the Rings' film. Slept away the last hour and a half, and refused to see the others in theaters. The battle scenes in the other two were good, but on the whole I didn't enjoy them- but then, I loathe the fantasy genre. Another one friends force me to watch.
But the worst for me, at least as far as disappointment went, was 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'. After all the hype, all the awards, and all the 'OMG you have to see this movie' talk from said friends (I should know better by now), the at-the-time girlfriend and I rented it one night, and to this day I have no clue what the heck we watched. It made absolutely no sense plotwise, and I've seen Jackie Chan movies with less cheesy dialogue. I actually took it back as soon as we'd finished watching it and demanded my money back for the rental.
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The first 'Transformers' was so bad that I drove back to the store at 3am to give it back and have refused to watch any of the sequels.
To this day I've never made it all the way through 'Being John Malkovitch'. Three times friends brought it over for movie nights when it first came out, and we never made it more than about 45 minutes to an hour into it before shutting it off and either putting in something better or just drinking and BSing the night away.
However, the only movie I've ever fallen asleep in (and I'll get skinned for this) was the first 'Lord of the Rings' film. Slept away the last hour and a half, and refused to see the others in theaters. The battle scenes in the other two were good, but on the whole I didn't enjoy them- but then, I loathe the fantasy genre. Another one friends force me to watch.
But the worst for me, at least as far as disappointment went, was 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'. After all the hype, all the awards, and all the 'OMG you have to see this movie' talk from said friends (I should know better by now), the at-the-time girlfriend and I rented it one night, and to this day I have no clue what the heck we watched. It made absolutely no sense plotwise, and I've seen Jackie Chan movies with less cheesy dialogue. I actually took it back as soon as we'd finished watching it and demanded my money back for the rental.
I'll give you the first three... but I did like Crouching Tiger... the Dialogue was cheesy and over the top, so was the fighting. But I enjoyed it for what it was. Now you want to see something badass... check out the new 13 Assassins... It's Home Alone with Samurai. EPIC
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Watched completely would be man stare at goats. Someone dragged me to the movie theater when it came out.
yep pretty bloody stupid movie.
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The Monster and the Stripper.
Dishonorable mention to Spawn and The Never Ending Story.
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Independence day :old:
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Well there are so many, almost anything on the Syfy channel. But they are so bad they're almost good. Plus almost anything I worked on as an extra or bit part actor, delights like 'Laws of Attraction', it should have been good with Julianne Moore and Pierce Brosnan but it was terrible, plus five or six more others you never heard of, for good reason, even though they often featured famous actors.
Almost anything with Jennifer Anniston in it.
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'Blackula'...'nuff said.
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Iron Eagle III. Hard to believe anything could be worse than Iron Eagle II, but by golly they pulled it off.
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Meet the Spartans
although I only saw about 15 minutes of it, made them turn it off...
but it was terrible
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Starship troopers followed closely by battlefield earth.
On the other hand, inglorious basterds was either one of the best movies I've ever seen, or one of the worst. I haven't decided yet, although I have determined that it killed off the war movie genre. Once you see it, most other war movies are just meh.
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Bought inglorious basterds on Blu ray and came to the sane conclusion :old:
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Anything Twilight
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The worst movie was a British made film translating the actual book War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells. This film was done 99% green scene and I made it to the half-way mark and couldn't finish the 3 hour film.
A boring circa 1880's always on the run film.
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don't know about anyone else but i could fill a blockbuster with the worst movies of all time starting with megashark and team america. :bhead
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THE PERFECT STORM!
"oh noes we need more money lets go further out and catch more fish"
"ok"
"yay we went further out and caught more fish lets go even further out and catch even more fish"
"ok but we might run into bad weather"
"yay we made it past the weather and went even further out and caught even more fish now lets hurry up and go back so the fish don't go bad"
"but we can't the storm will destroy us"
"i don't care i have a lot of fish that need to get back"
"but the storm..."
"i don't care lets go"
"ok"
"oh noes we're caught up in the storm lets go even further into the storm so we can make it back with our fish"
"but on the radio there's a warning telling us that the storm will destroy us"
"so what lets go anyway"
"ok"
BAM
"oh noes we're dead"
I'm sorry.. I just did not get it at all.
Another movie that makes me 'uncool' for not liking it was Schindler's List. I understand the tragedy of it all but come on.
On a somewhat related note, I never got The Three Stooges. Never laughed. Not even once. And I'm a really funny guy! (At least that's what the voices in my head keep telling me)
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That's a tough one... by far the worst movie I've seen in terms of acting, script, production, story and just about any other characteristic by which one would try to objectively judge a movie has to be Double Team. In fact the only reason I watched it in the first place was because I wouldn't believe my friend when he told me how bad it was.
(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1010/473799.1010.A.jpg)
That being said sitting down to watch this movie with a couple friends with the sole purpose of mocking it a la Mystery Science Theater 3000 can be somewhat enjoyable.
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"World's Greatest Dad" with Robin Williams...hands down the crappiest train wreck of a film I have ever seen.
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On a somewhat related note, I never got The Three Stooges. Never laughed. Not even once. And I'm a really funny guy! (At least that's what the voices in my head keep telling me)
blasphemer!!! heretic!!! :lol :rofl i bet you laughed at laurel and hardy or abbott and costello. :neener:
some of the stooges stuff was lame, and it got to be the same ole same ole after a while. considering the era of their heyday, it's easy to understand how they gained popularity.
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Any of the Twilight or Saw movies.
In the case of Twilight, they're just straight up stupid.
In the case of Saw, anybody can make a movie that is just disgusting. When I watched the first one with my friends, they would say "Watching scary movies with girls is the best way to get some." They're not scary they're just gross.
blasphemer!!! heretic!!! :lol :rofl i bet you laughed at laurel and hardy or abbott and costello. :neener:
some of the stooges stuff was lame, and it got to be the same ole same ole after a while. considering the era of their heyday, it's easy to understand how they gained popularity.
"Why have we no lions!?"
"Because there's no bones and ice cream." :aok
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Worst in recent memory would be The Adjustment Bureau.
Tom Hanks should have let Matt Damon die in France.
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Pathfinder....Previews looked promising...too bad those were the ONLY good parts.
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Very easy for me: Cujo. The worst movie I've seen by far, and I've seen my share of stinkers.
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Watched completely would be man stare at goats. Someone dragged me to the movie theater when it came out.
The Men Who Stare at Goats? I loved that movie -- it was hilarious and awesome.
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Starship troopers followed closely by battlefield earth.
I thought Startship Troopers was awesome. It had so many excellent parts: Doogie Howser as an SS officer, the excellent propaganda adds. It was a hoot! Nothing like the novel, but that doesn't make it bad.
Battlefield Earth was, I hear, truly horrible, but I didn't see it.
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don't know about anyone else but i could fill a blockbuster with the worst movies of all time starting with megashark and team america. :bhead
You didn't like Team America: World Police? Yikes, man!
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Independence day :old:
:O Independence Day is a classic! One of my all time favorites. You're the first person I ever met who does not like that movie.
The movie Skyline ranks up there amongst the worse I've seen.
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I thought Startship Troopers was awesome. It had so many excellent parts: Doogie Howser as an SS officer, the excellent propaganda adds. It was a hoot! Nothing like the novel, but that doesn't make it bad.
I completely agree, and with your next post as well. I still listen to the Starship Troopers soundtrack frequently, too.
But any movie that was previously a book is going to have a bunch of vocal haters. I know people that hated the LotR movies, not because they didn't like elves and swords and fantasy stuff, which I can at least understand if its not your thing, but the opposite: the movies weren't authentic enough for them (i.e. not enough songs, took out that one crazy guy, switched lines of dialog around, etc). I have a female friend who hates The Music Man because the actual live-action play automatically is better. I looked it up and the movie (the original one) is about as authentic to the original musical as possible, automatically moreso than any modern musical adaptation. I seriously just have to roll my eyes at those people.
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The first 'Transformers' was so bad that I drove back to the store at 3am to give it back and have refused to watch any of the sequels.
It was bad. I would never watch any of the others, either. (Not as bad as Cujo, though.)
However -- the "making of" feature on it is pretty interesting. There is one part that was hilarious (to me, anyway, having grown up near Detroit). I was assuming the various cars being flung around were all computer animation. But in the making of, they show real cars hooked by cable to hydraulic rams that are flinging them around through the air. In one part, they are on a city street somewhere with 2-3 story buildings lining the street. "Action!" -- and, zoom!, a car goes sailing out of the frame about 2 stories up. "Jeez," say I, "That couldn't have turned out well." Folks are laughing, and the camera pulls back to show the car embedded in one of the buildings about 2 stories up. Turns out it was filmed in Detroit (which has many abandonned sections where you could actually do such a thing and not worry about it).
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Tried to watch this when it was new, never made it past the first 15 minutes.
(http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x132/xbrit58/GroomLake.jpg)
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:O Independence Day is a classic! One of my all time favorites. You're the first person I ever met who does not like that movie.
Now you have met two. Independence Day is a stinkeroo, just chock full of dopey Hollywoodisms. (Still, nowhere near as bad as Cujo.)
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im suprised nobody said "alvin and the chipmunks"
that movie SUCKED so hard paris hilton said "damn. that sucked." after watching it. :rolleyes:
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You didn't like Team America: World Police? Yikes, man!
nnnnooooo dude!!! i got suckered into watching it with the promise of a marinated t-bone steak and all the tequila i could drink...the tequila didn't make the movie any better. i'd rather have been subjected to all the highlander movies.
Now you have met two. Independence Day is a stinkeroo, just chock full of dopey Hollywoodisms. (Still, nowhere near as bad as Cujo.)
bah, independence day was for geek sci-fi action lovers, i like it. i won't argue about cujo, but it still wasn't as bad as team america.
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OK, here's another one that apparently a lot of people thought was horrible that I thought was excellent and hilarious: Land of the Lost (the Will Ferrell one, not the original series, which is craptastic).
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OK, here's another one that apparently a lot of people thought was horrible that I thought was excellent and hilarious: Land of the Lost (the Will Ferrell one, not the original series, which is craptastic).
that movie was hilarious. i cant believe some people thought it was bad, freaking gold right there.
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nnnnooooo dude!!! i got suckered into watching it with the promise of a marinated t-bone steak and all the tequila i could drink...the tequila didn't make the movie any better. i'd rather have been subjected to all the highlander movies.
You weren't watching it with the correct crowd, I say! ;) It had so many hilarious parts.
bah, independence day was for geek sci-fi action lovers, i like it. i won't argue about cujo, but it still wasn't as bad as team america.
I am a lover of science fiction. But good science fiction such as Twelve Monkeys, Babylon 5, Firefly, Farscape, the original Star Wars, The Wrath of Khan, Cowboy Beebop, Gattaca, A Boy and His Dog, Darkstar, Appleseed, Zardoz, Barbarella, A Scanner Darkly, Brazil, City of Lost Children, Dark City, the Sci-Fi Channel's Dune series -- and Starship Troopers. (There are undoubtedly a bunch I am not recalling off the top of my head.) I'm not including fantasy, which I also love.
For action science fiction, have you seen Appleseed? It's got the most-amazing sci-fi military action -- jaw dropping. I watched it and immediately watched the opening again.
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Nicholas Cage's movie Kiss of Death was terrible also for a mafia film.
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The Men Who Stare at Goats? I loved that movie -- it was hilarious and awesome.
How much did you drink before you watched it?
:lol
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You just committed a faux pas Brooke. You mentioned anime. I liked Appleseed but I'm sorry Zardoz had one of the scariest costumes in a movie. :noid
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:huh
wanted
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Anything by Michael Moore
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Starship Troopers..."OUTSTANDING!"
You take that back. Or else... :noid
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I'm sorry Zardoz had one of the scariest costumes in a movie. :noid
Indeed! :aok
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You take that back. Or else... :noid
I remember discussing this with a few guys about 1 month ago. I swear to God, the first half an hour, I thought I was watching one of those stupid funny rip off movies (Scary Movie, Epic Movie, etc etc) that was based of Star Wars or Star Trek or something. Then I realized it wasn't and started laughing even harder.
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Watched completely would be man stare at goats. Someone dragged me to the movie theater when it came out.
I got to say that was the worst movie I ever say at a theatre :bhead, wasted 2 hours of my life :furious. I've seen worse on TV, but that was the worst I went out of my way to see.
:salute
BigRat
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jeepers creepers
lost souls
:headscratch:
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You weren't watching it with the correct crowd, I say! ;) It had so many hilarious parts.
I am a lover of science fiction. But good science fiction such as Twelve Monkeys, Babylon 5, Firefly, Farscape, the original Star Wars, The Wrath of Khan, Cowboy Beebop, Gattaca, A Boy and His Dog, Darkstar, Appleseed, Zardoz, Barbarella, A Scanner Darkly, Brazil, City of Lost Children, Dark City, the Sci-Fi Channel's Dune series -- and Starship Troopers. (There are undoubtedly a bunch I am not recalling off the top of my head.) I'm not including fantasy, which I also love.
For action science fiction, have you seen Appleseed? It's got the most-amazing sci-fi military action -- jaw dropping. I watched it and immediately watched the opening again.
ZARDOZ FTW!!!!!!!
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I have to say, I disagree with 99% of what's posted in here. They are all great movies in their own right.
The ones I saw in here I'll agree with:
Everything after the 1st Saw movie... Saw was horrible, however I was drunk as hell in the theatre and yelled out, "AS YOU WISH" as Wesley started going to town on his leg, more people than I thought laughed at that one. Good times, always smile at that, though in honesty I've never watched the movie again.
There are too many cookie cutter movies out there that Hollywood mass produces using the same lame formula's with different actors to be too critical of them all. I think they deserve their own subphylum from real movies and shouldn't be considered.
The Scary movies, The Teen Movies, The Remakes of Remakes of Remakes, The Coming of Age High School Teen Movies, the shock 'Horror' genre (Rob Zombie I'm looking at you) are all crap... crap crap crap crap crap and do nothing but further the demise of the industry as a whole. And due to horribly evil marketing and mass brainwashing, my generation is completely infatuated with this stuff and eats it up w/ a grin happily forking out $25 a month to watch some sequel to a movie that just came out 4 months previous because it's got some jackwipe I've never heard of before in my life staring in it.
Movies I disagree with especially are Starship troopers... NPH is too cheesy not to love, and it's a great over the top 'what if' on society that may end up not too far off the mark. Three Stooges... Really? Really? Team America?!?!? What are you, a terrorist? They stuffed Michael Moore with 15 pounds of raw ham before blowing him up to make sure they got it right. They told Alec Baldwin he couldn't do his voice because "They found somebody better". I think to appreciate Team America, you have to see what the duo have done outside of South Park. For good Trash Film, watch Orgazmo and Cannibal the Musical.
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ALL the Harry Potters.....
ALL the Twilights.....
.....and monkey-fightin' Snakes only a monkey-fightin' Plane.
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I remember discussing this with a few guys about 1 month ago. I swear to God, the first half an hour, I thought I was watching one of those stupid funny rip off movies (Scary Movie, Epic Movie, etc etc) that was based of Star Wars or Star Trek or something. Then I realized it wasn't and started laughing even harder.
galaxy quest me thinks :rofl
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KickPuncher
His cyber-punches have the power of kicks. :devil
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You just committed a faux pas Brooke. You mentioned anime. I liked Appleseed but I'm sorry Zardoz had one of the scariest costumes in a movie. :noid
they had costums? :rofl
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anyone who has Starship Troopers as their #1 worst movie obviously hasnt seen Starship Troopers 2. just dreadful (http://www.allstarsclan.net/forums/style_emoticons/default/mf_tongue.gif)
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galaxy quest me thinks :rofl
Galaxy Quest was another great movie. You guys . . . jeez.
And Harry Potter as *worst* movie?
You guys need to rent Cujo -- tonight. Your education in the definition of "bad movie" is sorely lacking, and a dose of Cujo will fix you right up.
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Cujo's up there... I've got one that will beat it though.
When I was in college, a buddy and I went to the local video store. There was a movie called something along the lines of 'Caveman', not the one with Ringo Starr in it. Back said it was something to do with a caveman following the people that killed his tribe. I don't know why we picked it up, but we did.
So... Caveman returns from a hunting trip, finds all of the people at his collection of huts dead, stuff on fire. There are tracks leading away from it. For the next hour, you are treated to video of the caveman walking through wilderness, looking at the occasional animal that he passes by. Caveman eventually comes across a nest of ostrich eggs, uses a bone to break them open. Realizes the bone can be used as a club. Walks again for another 20 minutes or so. Winds up at a cliff. Throws the bone off the cliff. The end.
After the first 10 minutes, it became an exercise in morbid fascination for us to see what happens next. We were left in awe that this thing existed.
If you're going to pick on Starship Troopers, the third one is by far the worst of the lot.
Wiley.
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ALL the Harry Potters.....
ALL the Twilights.....
If you don't like them, why do you keep watching them?
As for me... I really didn't care for "being John Malkavich." Also, I watched the Eddie Murphy movie "Boomerang" but left about 1/3 into it to go talk to the girl working the popcorn machine.
-Sik
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Y2-OnqfWw&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Y2-OnqfWw&feature=related)
i remember my wife and i had our first fight over this movie, she loved it and i'll never get that 90 minutes of my life back. :uhoh
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.....and monkey-fightin' Snakes only a monkey-fightin' Plane.
Haha that was on TV the other day so I finally decided to watch it. When that edited for TV line came up I busted out laughing! Yes it was a horrible movie but I knew that going in to it. I have to admit though that I was having fun making fun of it. Definitely a movie worthy of MST3K style critique! As dumb as a movie it was I have to admit it was mildly entertaining. I've definitely seen worse.
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my GF at the time drug me to the theatre to see "Legally Blonde." i was sleeping within 30 minutes, and wound up getting mad at her for getting mad at me for falling asleep. i got no booty that night, ergo making it the worst freaking movie of all time. that, and the fact that it really is the worst freaking movie of ALL time.
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If you don't like them, why do you keep watching them?
Who said I keep watching them?
I had to watch them to decide they sucked, and they did indeed, IMO.
Dude, it's okay if you're a Potter and Twighlight fan.
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they had costums? :rofl
That by far is one of the creepier thoughts. So was that Connery's pajamas or something? :rofl
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War of The Worlds II: The Next Wave
It came out after the Spielberg version...I bought it at Blockbuster when they went out of business for $1.00..it was one of the last movies left lol.
Not to mention Kid from Kid N Play is the best actor in the movie, the graphics are horrible and the writing atrocious lol....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1183733/
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Any of the ruby ray Moore dolomite movies.
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... Not to mention Kid from Kid N Play is the best actor in the movie ...
dam that must be bad! :rofl
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There was a movie called something along the lines of 'Caveman', not the one with Ringo Starr in it.
Oh, man. That does sound like it beats even Cujo. Yikes!
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Executive Decision, with kurt russell
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Forgot one........
"Its Pat"
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Ive seen alot of bad ones. Lately it would be "Unstoppable". Ever count the number of scenes showing a helicopter? Just really bad.
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Cujo's up there... I've got one that will beat it though.
When I was in college, a buddy and I went to the local video store. There was a movie called something along the lines of 'Caveman', not the one with Ringo Starr in it. Back said it was something to do with a caveman following the people that killed his tribe. I don't know why we picked it up, but we did.
So... Caveman returns from a hunting trip, finds all of the people at his collection of huts dead, stuff on fire. There are tracks leading away from it. For the next hour, you are treated to video of the caveman walking through wilderness, looking at the occasional animal that he passes by. Caveman eventually comes across a nest of ostrich eggs, uses a bone to break them open. Realizes the bone can be used as a club. Walks again for another 20 minutes or so. Winds up at a cliff. Throws the bone off the cliff. The end.
After the first 10 minutes, it became an exercise in morbid fascination for us to see what happens next. We were left in awe that this thing existed.
If you're going to pick on Starship Troopers, the third one is by far the worst of the lot.
Wiley.
Oh god, that takes the cake, by far worst ever :huh
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Skyline.
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If started to see many, but refused to see the end of these.
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Any and every Freaking movie my Freaking Xwife draged me to.
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I think it was called Grizzly Park?
Anyway, about youths sent to clean up a park in the off season as 'community service' with a park ranger and police officer as guards. Except that 5 minutes into the movie a serial killer finds/kills the officer and takes his uniform after hearing about the camping trip. The ranger starts the trip with an epic speech on seeking redemption and changing their lives for the better, or else. The troop sets out into the park and the ranger becomes suspicious of the "officer" and shortly thereafter a grizzly does away with him. Then as each of the bad boy kids tries to pull one over on the ranger, they end up disappearing into the mouth of the grizzly. It goes on like this until only 1 teenager is left, "the one who learned her lesson." The ranger tells her that he thinks the bear left and they can hike out now, congratulating her on her change. While gathering her things she finds a phone in a cabin and tells a boyfriend to come pick her up and that she'll likely kill the ranger and claim to have never been there. The ranger over hears this and scampers off into the woods. As the girl exits the cabin with her things, of course the bear is waiting for her. With 0 teens left alive it cuts to a scene of the ranger petting the bear, and its revealed that the bear is his pet and he was sending it to kill the kids who hadn't changed their lives.
Winning.
I liked it, but I can find the comedy in some pretty bleak movies. :)
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Any of the ruby ray Moore dolomite movies.
But he's a Human Tornado!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdiYUBcBc90
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Any of the ruby ray Moore dolomite movies.
But he's a Human Tornado!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdiYUBcBc90
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napolean dynamite and kung pow enter the fist are the worst i win.
AI was stupid also 3rd worse movie. funny no one remembers it considering it was a speilberg movie and had a huge budget.
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Valhalla Rising
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Who said I keep watching them?
I had to watch them to decide they sucked, and they did indeed, IMO.
Dude, it's okay if you're a Potter and Twighlight fan.
You imply that you've seen these movies. Wouldn't having seen one of any of the series have given you a good idea not to waste your time on the rest of them?
I don't have a dog in the fight, I just find it amusing that someone would be so self hating as to waste precious life watching movies they know they're going to hate.
-Sik
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The new Dukes of Hazzard movie. The only good decision the writers and directors made was to put Jessica Simpson in tight short-shorts.
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napolean dynamite
i like that movie :lol
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Human Centipede
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Napoleon Dynamite is an excellent movie. Again, a person who needs to see some *really* bad movies to get a correct perspective. :)
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Human Centipede
Heh! I haven't watched it . . . yet. I hear that it's quite an experience. :)
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Zero.
Rented at blockbuster years ago
.. I could not watch it even as much as I am into WW2 aviation,
.. this was such a far cry from what I expected it made me want to throw up.
-Frank aka GE
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Pearl Harbor......Oy!
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Speed Racer. Loved the show as a kid but the movie was astoundingly bad. My brother and I watched most of it, awestruck at just how terrible it was. Some movies are so bad, they are actually good. This went completely past that point. The flashing lights even gave me a migraine. :bhead
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3:10 to Yuma
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You imply that you've seen these movies. Wouldn't having seen one of any of the series have given you a good idea not to waste your time on the rest of them?
I don't have a dog in the fight, I just find it amusing that someone would be so self hating as to waste precious life watching movies they know they're going to hate.
-Sik
I implied no such thing. I stated that I did indeed watch these movies. You also mistakenly assumed that I watched them repeatedly. I watched each one exactly once. I wasn't sure I would dislike them until I watched them because I prefer to make informed judgments, a practice with which you may be unfamiliar.
You are further mistaken in your assumption that I am self-hating, and I really don't care what you think of my choices of how I spend my own time.
And.....
.....my dog could kick your dog's butt!
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I remember discussing this with a few guys about 1 month ago. I swear to God, the first half an hour, I thought I was watching one of those stupid funny rip off movies (Scary Movie, Epic Movie, etc etc) that was based of Star Wars or Star Trek or something. Then I realized it wasn't and started laughing even harder.
That's it... It's the brig for you buddy. :P
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3:10 to Yuma
i like that movie too :aok
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Napoleon Dynamite is a movie that is unique in my world. The wife and I watched it one night, were left going more or less 'WTF? That wasn't very good.' The next day, we both found stuff about it that was funny in hindsight. It's the only movie I've ever found funnier the day after than at the time. Not to say that it was good by any stretch, just that there was the occasional amusing part.
3:10 to Yuma... Can someone please explain to me what the heck was motivating a career criminal to risk his life and freedom to teach the son of a guy he didn't even know a lesson? To me it wasn't a terrible movie, most of it made sense to me and was decent, but Russell Crowe's actions made absolutely no freaking sense to me.
Wiley.
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I liked napoleon dynamite, quirky stuff. made me want to learn Rex-Kwan-Do.
the worst ive seen at the movies was for a date, I'm pretty sure it was called Bridget Jones - just shoot me before the titles have finished rolling.
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Heh! I haven't watched it . . . yet. I hear that it's quite an experience. :)
O yeah.... quite :lol
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Probably the movie I've hated more than ANYTHING else I've ever seen was the Ray Winstone/Angelina Jolie Beowulf. When the guys making the movie said they didn't like the original poem so decided to do their own thing, that right there is PROBABLY A SIGN TO STOP MAKING IT. They completely missed EVERY point about what the poem REALLY meant.
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I agree that Beowulf was infuriating -- to me, though, mostly because they had awesome acting talent in it and awesome writing talent (Neil Gaiman and Roger Avery) but did it as Polar Express-style crapanimation. Arg. What a waste of talent.
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Blair Witch Project - I was willing them all to die very soon into the film.
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford - Like watching paint dry!
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Blair Witch Project - I was willing them all to die very soon into the film.
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford - Like watching paint dry!
oh my word...you are so right that movie suked so bad....very disappointing
BWP...same but I knew that would suk by the trailers
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no really megashark vs crocasaurus check it out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AqZlCWkH4P0
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I heard the "Human Centipede" was bad....I haven't tried watching it yet :lol
I would say any of the JAWS sequels...
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Cant beleive Biker Boyz hasn't been said yet. That is by far the most stupid movie i have seen to date. Its so bad i found myself watching just to see if it could be any dumber, and it continues to impress right up till the end.
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Any movie starring Jonah Hill after Superbad.
And Jaws 2 wasn't that bad.
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It's one of my wife's favorites, and a few folks mentioned liking it, but I absolutely loathed Inglourious Basterds. I couldn't figure out if was supposed to be dark comedy, satire, or an actual war movie. If they wanted the feel of a '60s classic war flick, they got it right as far as cheesy acting and convoluted plot, but missed by a mile in the watchability factor. Wife had to sit me down on three separate occasions to watch the whole thing, I couldn't get through more than about 1/3 to half of it before I had to leave the room. The last time, I was reading a book and just mostly listening to see if it would get good.
The 'Cracked' article 'Movie heroes who actually made things worse pretty much exactly sume up my feelings on how 'well written' this movie is.
The Plot:
Brad Pitt and his Jewish commandos rampage through World War II Europe, killing the tulips off of every Nazi they find.
They catch wind of an upcoming film screening that Hitler and the rest of the Nazi higher-ups will be attending and concoct a shoddy plan to infiltrate and destroy them.
Wait, are we going to try to complain about a plan to kill Hitler?
The Problem:
Yep. What they don't realize is that the screening is already a brilliant plan to assassinate the Nazi leaders that would've gone off flawlessly even if--in fact, especially if--they had just stayed out of it.
The lady running the theater, Shoshanna, is actually a French Jew in disguise, seeking revenge for her murdered family at the hands of the S.S. She manages to fool all the higher ups, including Hitler and Goebbels, into gathering together in a single building which she intends to seal up tighter than a pickle jar and burn to the ground.
The only way it could have possibly gone wrong is if some absolute moron showed up at the reception and began acting absurdly suspicious.
When the Basterds show up, trying to fake speaking Italian even though they barely know a word of it, Nazi superman Colonel Landa spots them immediately and hauls them out of the theater. Only the fact that Landa decides at that moment to turn on his superiors (and let the attack happen) prevents him from derailing the whole thing.
Meanwhile, two of the basterds remain in the theater with bombs strapped to their legs, which also proves totally unnecessary since the doors are already locked and the fire is already started. Hitler and his cronies had no way out, and the place was about to turn into a blast furnace. The two basterds essentially blow themselves up for no reason.
Brad Pitt's clumsy intervention allows the murderous Landa to escape certain burnery death and make a deal with the American government for his freedom. Brad Pitt gives Landa a forehead scar, true, but this hardly seems adequate punishment for being an instrumental part of mass genocide seeing as how facial reconstructive surgery has been around since WWI and unsightly skin blemishes can be covered up by strategically placed headwear.
If They'd Just Stayed Away:
Not only would the Nazi brass have died, but Landa too. And the two basterds, along with their actress friend (who gets strangled by Landa) would have lived to see the end of the war. Everybody's happy.
Yup.
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GODZILLA :rofl
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It's one of my wife's favorites, and a few folks mentioned liking it, but I absolutely loathed Inglourious Basterds. I couldn't figure out if was supposed to be dark comedy, satire, or an actual war movie. If they wanted the feel of a '60s classic war flick, they got it right as far as cheesy acting and convoluted plot, but missed by a mile in the watchability factor. Wife had to sit me down on three separate occasions to watch the whole thing, I couldn't get through more than about 1/3 to half of it before I had to leave the room. The last time, I was reading a book and just mostly listening to see if it would get good.
The 'Cracked' article 'Movie heroes who actually made things worse pretty much exactly sume up my feelings on how 'well written' this movie is.
Yup.
Perhaps it might be useful to know that Inglorious Basterds is a sort of remake of a 1978 Italian "macaroni combat" comedy-drama war film. It's not supposed to be brilliant, just stylish and cool...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/The_Inglorious_Bastards.jpg)
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It just doesn't get any worse than this... Absolute zero.
Gwyneth Paltrow was initially up for the female lead. It was going to be her break into the industry. After reading the script, her dad talked her out of it.
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Last of the Mohicans. Actually, I didn't make it through the first agonizing 10 minutes of watching him tip toe through the woods, looking around at trees. They probably could have captured that same spirit in an agonizingly long 30 seconds.
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Last of the Mohicans. Actually, I didn't make it through the first agonizing 10 minutes of watching him tip toe through the woods, looking around at trees. They probably could have captured that same spirit in an agonizingly long 30 seconds.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1040678-last_of_the_mohicans/ (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1040678-last_of_the_mohicans/)
I bet you thought Godfather was poorly written too.
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"Willard" :(
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Dinners for Schmucks...God...I don't even what to say :bhead
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I've only ever walked out on one movie....
The latest version of "Inglorious Bastages" :bhead
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Re make of Conan the barbarian= total fail
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Hobo with a shotgun...... :bolt:
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Natural born killers. Just senseless violence. Couldn't watch the whole thing. Even wrote to Roger Ebert arguing with him about how he could rate that four stars, which is why I went to see it in the first place. We corresponded back and forth on it, but his bottom line was that it's not what the movie is about, but how well it's made that earned it four stars. I say if a movie is stupid, I don't car how well it's made, it's still a stupid movie. He disagrees. :rolleyes:
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Battlefield Earth anyone? How long can you last before you have to turn it off?
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About Schmidt- With Jack Nicholson, Kathy Bates.
Most borish movie ever, about a retired saleman who's wife suddenly passes.
Almost burns your eyes out when Kathy Bates is shown topless in a hot tub( wish we had a barfing emoticon).
:cheers: Oz
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Bomber: B-52.
Worst movie.... of all time.... Its worse than Rocky IV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnv2t4uALjs
PEARL HARBOR... was better than this.
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We decided to watch a terrible movie as a joke and some one put Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter in.
Worst movie ever made. So bad I could not laugh and actually felt embarrassed for the people on screen. I ended up going home early.
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I probably would have liked Starship Troopers if they hadn't named it Starship Troopers and completely messed up the book's story/purpose/characters/technology.
They made the bugs some super hive race that in the Book were kinda scary but a lone squad could take on a couple thousand without too much trouble.
Because that lone squad had more in common with Sphess Mareeens(Probably more diversely armed, and not as overtly superhuman) than with the Aliens style infantry seen in the movie.
Other than that...
Worst movie?
I can't really name just one:
Titanic: You forced me to sit through 2 hours to tell me a boat sank and a guy died. At least that one song was nice.
Avatar: You charged me money to watch Disney's Pocahontas in SPACE with completely unrealistic warfare. (We have a shuttle for launching ore into space, that we're going to use to drop a large bomb and wipe out the locals, so we're going to fly at low altitude where they can actually fight back instead of dropping it from space, or their planet's equivalent of 40,000 ft. where they have no air and can't breathe.)
Anything with the name SAW in it: No plot, just gore. Thanks but the internet provides that free of charge thank you.
Star Wars Prequels: A stunning proof that George Luca should be thrown in the marketing section and not allowed to actually write anything related to Star Wars.
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AI!@!@@!@ :furious
<Warning semi spoiler> But only the lord knows why you'd want to watch this anyways.
I knew going in it was a chickish flick but you gotta do things you ain't proud of to keep the boss happy. Anywho, it's hyped up... Spielberg directing, jude law, the 6th sense kid, etc. So I have some hope that it might be watchable. How wrong I was! Basically it's a robot boy running around with a sex robot that molested a talking teddy bear looking for a blue fairy who can illegibly reunite him with his lost family :furious :x :furious Oh did I meantion it's 3 hours long... yeah 3! So I think it's over, the robot boy's batteries die or whatever, screen slowly goes black and I think it's over. Nope, can't be that lucky... Apparently aliens(yes I said aliens) find him and recharge his battery, put him in some sort of hologram room and he gets to pretend he's back with the chick that bought him.
My god it was horrible. It made me physically and emotionally angery(which is very hard to do). I wanted to go home and kick my dogs, start a fire, punch a Rabi, etc. Even as I type I'm getting angry that 3 hours of my life were no only stolen.... but tortured. I'm still in therapy over this thing. Please heed my warning and never, ever watch this. It's like the ark of the covenant!
So yeah, avoid it. :D
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Roadhouse
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Don't remember the name, but it was a movie about the North Pole being really PO'd at this one family from Maine for who knows what and sent a large glacier to kill them. This glacier apparently was larger than the state of Texas traveling faster than the speed of sound and was going to do anything it could to kill this family, even if it had to wipe out the entire east coast.
I have no idea why I watched it to the end, but I regret ever pressing play.
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Roadhouse
You take it back dammit! TAKE IT BACK! :furious
Most of the movies named aren't that bad or are supposed to be bad. I think the worst movies are those that are supposed to be good and are just godawful like AI. How did people not like Inglorious Basterds? You knew it was a Tarentino film so the style of the movie shouldn't have surprised you. Christolph Waltz (i think thats his name) was awesome in it. Weird you calling that the worst you have ever seen. Oh well opinions..aholes etc... :cool:
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Tarzan the Ape Man....with Bo Derek.
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Usually i dont watch movies but the LOTR trilogy was pretty bad. I like the story as a book but many oscars left n right, thats just a crappy film. Throw rocks on me :(
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Re make of Conan the barbarian= total fail
1....not a remake
2...you must have liked the first ones :rofl :rofl
The new one was far better then the first 2....except the Cimmerian village....that was very lame....Jason Mamoa did a great job depicting REH's Conan....the movie could have been better...but was light years better then the first 2.
and who ever said "Battlefield Earth"
that was a massacre to the great book.....definitely one of the all time worst book to movie.
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"The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" with Daniel Craig and Mara Rooney. My gosh it was the most brutal and depressing thing I've ever seen.
Edit: And frigging long at that. Not a date movie as I found out, especially with a cat lover!
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You should see the original.
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Skyline.
Skyline or battleship if we're talking recent films. I didn't pay to watch either of them and both were so terrible that I felt cheated after watching them.
I'll never get those 3-4 hours back... EVER!
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1....not a remake
2...you must have liked the first ones :rofl :rofl
The new one was far better then the first 2....except the Cimmerian village....that was very lame....Jason Mamoa did a great job depicting REH's Conan....the movie could have been better...but was light years better then the first 2.
and who ever said "Battlefield Earth"
that was a massacre to the great book.....definitely one of the all time worst book to movie.
seen all 3 movies, read all the books by the many authors.
This last movie was full of cheesy special affects, coupled with poor acting.
With the exception of Rose McGowan,the choices for characters sucked big time,especially Ron perlman,he is by far the worst actor ever.
Their choce for role of conan doesent even follow any for the books by Howard,jason mamoa is to small build compared to the rest of the cast.
hollywood could have done much better IMHO
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Was the Lincoln vs Vampires movie mentioned? I haven't seen it because the stupid idea just makes me vomit.
The Howard Hughes movie with Decaprio was difficult to watch.
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seen all 3 movies, read all the books by the many authors.
This last movie was full of cheesy special affects, coupled with poor acting.
With the exception of Rose McGowan,the choices for characters sucked big time,especially Ron perlman,he is by far the worst actor ever.
Their choce for role of conan doesent even follow any for the books by Howard,jason mamoa is to small build compared to the rest of the cast.
hollywood could have done much better IMHO
if you read the REH books like you say, you would know Conan was not some huge giant of a man,REH likened him to a panther..... Mamoa was perfect,he is like 6'2" he is not small by any means....but Conan was not a body builder he should not be a huge guy....Mamoa was great....he looked the part... had that perfect Cocky Conan attitude..... he made the movie in my eyes....I am talking about the REH books the rest are just wanna be Conan books.and ya I have read them all many times over.
but yes you are so very correct on the Ron Pearlman that whole village scene was horrible, I almost didn't watch it just because of that.....the "race" to see who could train as a warrior....please..... that really bugged me.....the whole village part was absolutely horrible and NOTHING like what REH describes Cimmeria or the cimmerian people.
you are right they could have done better, I wish they would have made "Red Nails"....or "Beyond the Black River"
hell They could have used any one of REH stories, I don't understand why they didn't....
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I'm considering doing a play called "Fifth In Line"
It'll be about what goes through a guys mind as he's standing in line for the restroom at a beer party.
I can see it'll have a great chance of being made into a movie.
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A movie so bad it's good.
Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam, also known as Turkish Starwars for it's use of Starwars clips in the movie, as well as bits from other movies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOjSSTbhCIk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOjSSTbhCIk)
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A movie so bad it's good.
Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam, also known as Turkish Starwars for it's use of Starwars clips in the movie, as well as bits from other movies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOjSSTbhCIk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOjSSTbhCIk)
:huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh
What...the...I don't..what.. :huh
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Ron perlman,he is by far the worst actor ever.
Thanks for reminding me of "Drive" with Perlman and Ryan Gosling. The critics led me astray into another fine, bloody mess on that one.
While we're at it, let's add that beauty "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Seige Tale" with Jason Statham and Burt Reynolds.
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Thanks for reminding me of "Drive" with Perlman and Ryan Gosling. The critics led me astray into another fine, bloody mess on that one.
While we're at it, let's add that beauty "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Seige Tale" with Jason Statham and Burt Reynolds.
:rofl :rofl
that was bad.
another movie to avoid at all costs is "Lost souls"
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dinosharks vs. Crocasaurus. Sharktapus(or watever) pretty much anything on syfy sub c rate, if thye had now a days equivalent Rhonda Shear intro the moves at like 3 in the morning like" up all night'did way back in the day they would be bearable. For the absolute worse Scene ever? the "Baptise me " Scene in Rawhead rex.
P.s. none of you :old: ruin my 12 year old memory of Rhonda Shear
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Recently it was transformers 3, after the first butt shot of the girl at the beginning of the movie I just skipped 45 mins into the movie and proceeded to be let down even more
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I never understood the soldiers in "battle LA" screaming and yelling the entire movie and then wondering why the enemy always found them.
Reminds me of a bunch of tanks defending a field from incoming tanks and refusing to employ enough stealth to discover the enemy tanks milling all around them only hundreds of feet away.
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Independence day :old:
Oh yes. With you on that. Dreadful unadulterated tosh. Also F15 are so easy to fly some drunken crop dusting driver simply hops into one and away he goes. Nasty cheesy drivel..
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Oh yes. With you on that. Dreadful unadulterated tosh. Also F15 are so easy to fly some drunken crop dusting driver simply hops into one and away he goes. Nasty cheesy drivel..
That drunken crop duster pilot was a pilot in the Vietnam war (according to the movie) IIRC.
I never understood the soldiers in "battle LA" screaming and yelling the entire movie and then wondering why the enemy always found them.
Reminds me of a bunch of tanks defending a field from incoming tanks and refusing to employ enough stealth to discover the enemy tanks milling all around them only hundreds of feet away.
They were yelling because they could not use the radios. The "aliens" were tracking them via radio so they had to yell. I don't remember the aliens finding them via yelling though. >.>
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Oh yes. With you on that. Dreadful unadulterated tosh. Also F15 are so easy to fly some drunken crop dusting driver simply hops into one and away he goes. Nasty cheesy drivel..
F15's? did they use F/-18s as stand ins for the f15's if I remeber correctly. They were all f-18's Butcher you flew em is a f-15 or an F-18 easlier to learn?
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Bah. To the folks portraying good movies as the worst movies ever, and to the folks portraying merely bad movies as the worst ever: you need to watch Cujo to get some perspective. ;) It's like people arguing about the worst beverage ever. Some people are talking about orange juice being horrible (which deserves only a disdainful expression in response) and some people are talking about flat rootbeer being horrible (and, yes, it is bad), but there is out there the steaming mug of raw sewage, compared to which even the flat rootbeer isn't the worst. ;)
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Wife and I walked out on James and the Giant Peach.......first movie to ever walk out of during the show
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Wife and I walked out on James and the Giant Peach.......first movie to ever walk out of during the show
I liked that movie when i was young! :D
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Wife and I walked out on James and the Giant Peach.......first movie to ever walk out of during the show
How? I loved that movie, as well almost all the movies based on Dahl's books.
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"Seven" very disturbing...wish I hadn't watched it.
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"Seven" very disturbing...wish I hadn't watched it.
I liked "Seven" disturbing as it may have been. I think it's a good movie.
"The Quick and the Dead" was a real stinker.
For the most part I don't watch Tarantino movies, I think he pretty much sux as a director. Although "Pulp Fiction" was entertaining. So I can't say any of his movies are the worst I ever watched.
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"Seven" very disturbing...wish I hadn't watched it.
what was it about :uhoh
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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1040678-last_of_the_mohicans/ (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1040678-last_of_the_mohicans/)
I bet you thought Godfather was poorly written too.
Why on earth would I watch the Godfather?? ?? ??
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"The Quick and the Dead" was a real stinker.
Oh man, that was on a week or so ago and I made the mistake of watching. The whole movie was unadulterated garbage, but the real clincher was at the end where you could see the sun through the bullet hole in Gene Hackman.
I was so pissed.
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what was it about :uhoh
A cop and a serial killer.
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Soul Plane
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"Seven" very disturbing...wish I hadn't watched it.
On a side note, "9" was a pretty cool animated movie. :)
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what about the number 23 :bolt: :headscratch:
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"21" was pretty fun to watch. :D
what about the number 23 :bolt: :headscratch:
Didn't seem scary if that was the point of the movie. Creepy and interesting, but wasn't scary at all.
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"21" was pretty fun to watch. :D
well played sir, well played :aok :lol
(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/240488.1020.A.jpg)
to stay on topic the later scary movies and date movies and slapstick comedys were bad. Dunno about worst but pretty freakin bad.
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well played sir, well played :aok :lol
(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/240488.1020.A.jpg)
to stay on topic the later scary movies and date movies and slapstick comedys were bad. Dunno about worst but pretty freakin bad.
:lol
(http://ia.mediaimdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTgyODM0ODE2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODcxMTIwMg@@._V1._SX640_SY933_.jpg)
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Tossup
"Hells angels undead meet the vampire cheerleaders from outer space"
or
"Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death"
:O :O
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The human Centipede
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Why on earth would I watch the Godfather?? ?? ??
Good point. It wasn't made to be enjoyed by people with IQs below 60.
Stick to Jerry Springer and reruns of the 700 Club.
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:salute
Getting a stick in your crack because a woman isn't interested in Godfather? And I, therefore, have a low IQ, and watch trash like Jerry Springer.
Are you trying to bait me or are you actually this big of a jerk?
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Any fans of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 in here?
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mst3k. yes, yes, and yes.
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double post
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Cool World and Shocker come to mind...just terrible.
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Knocked Up with Katherine Heigle, Clockers by Spike Lee, Iron Eagle with Lou Gossett Jr, and anything by Golum and Globus.
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The Fountain, Pulp Fiction
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The Fountain, Pulp Fiction
(http://i.imgur.com/aQROl.gif)
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:lol
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Pearl Harbor......Oy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pM8PrqY5Rg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pM8PrqY5Rg)
This link confirms the above statement and refutes an earlier one. :D
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Cool World and Shocker come to mind...just terrible.
I thought Cool World was pretty cool, until the full live action part.
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The Road
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Since no else has mentioned this train wreck....Tom Green's "Freddy Got Fingered"
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:salute
Getting a stick in your crack because a woman isn't interested in Godfather? And I, therefore, have a low IQ, and watch trash like Jerry Springer.
Are you trying to bait me or are you actually this big of a jerk?
Ladies and Gentlemen, perhaps he does have a brain after all ~ was smart to not reply.
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I agree with you TexasMom, the Godfather kinda sucked. Yawn. (http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/smilies/indifferent0008.gif)
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a documentary recommended by YOU. "Loose change". it sucked to bad that it had 2 sequels.
semp
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What about the Star Wars Christmas special that featured most of the original cast and was so terrible that it only aired once.
If you haven't heard of it look it up.
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Mama Mia, or anything with Kristen Bell in it. shes a hottie, but my dog could act better.
I agree with you TexasMom, the Godfather kinda sucked. Yawn. (http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/smilies/indifferent0008.gif)
Caldera, had some of my favs. in the favorite category +1 minus the chick flick. :aok maybe when harry met sally, or sleepless in seattle. :D
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Hercules in New York. If you make it three minutes into this film you have an amazing tolerance for pain.
There are worse but no one so far has named one of them.
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Oh can I name more than one?
Dumb and Dumber
Aces Venture Pet Detective
(most jim carey movies)
40 year old virgin
Starwar movies
Gods must be crazy 2
Anchorman
Talhadaga Nights (spelling)
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Top Gun! :old:
Wait a minute...
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<-----smacks redbull.....how can you not like top gun?????? Did you bonk you mellon?? :headscratch:
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Oh can I name more than one?
Dumb and Dumber
Aces Venture Pet Detective
(most jim carey movies)
40 year old virgin
Starwar movies
Gods must be crazy 2
Anchorman
Talhadaga Nights (spelling)
Star Wars :confused:
Betty, your taste and conduct is impeccable, until now, this is too far......
Star Wars..... is Star Wars..... The GREATEST EVER SCI FI GENRE BESIDES STAR TREK NEXT GEN!
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Star Wars :confused:
Betty, your taste and conduct is impeccable, until now, this is too far......
Star Wars..... is Star Wars..... The GREATEST EVER SCI FI GENRE BESIDES STAR TREK NEXT GEN!
Yes...star wars...star trek...starship troopers....S T U PID!! Lol
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Is that because you don't believe in Aliens?
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Anyone seen Troll 2?
It is widely considered the worst film of all time.
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Officially, "Plan 9 from Outer Space" is considered the worst movie ever made, but I have not seen it.
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I have, it is terrible.
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There are movies that are so terrible, they become amusing. Cujo is not one of those.
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gonna save you guys a lot of trouble.
all the movies made by the Beatles, all movies shown in Elvira's movie macabre and Mystery Science Theater 3000.
and just to make sure "attack of the killer tomatoes" then again that one also came out in Elvira's
semp
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Mars Attacks was a stupid movie....its not that I dont like alien movies...i just think they can come up with better. Like back in the day the police academy movies were funny, a couple of the porkys movies, revenge of the nerds (need a remake using AH players...how bout it skuzzy...you can produce it lol). I love almost any movie with Jason Segel in it. I love you man is hilarious! "I slappa da bayyasss big tyme!!"
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Officially, "Plan 9 from Outer Space" is considered the worst movie ever made, but I have not seen it.
I was wondering if anyone would mention this movie.
It was Bela Lugosi's last movie. He died before it was completed and somebody, don't remember who played those scenes.
It also has a women, who went by the stage name of Vampira, in it as well.
It is so bad, that you can see the wire holding the hubcap, that is supposed to be the flying saucer.
Whatever you think is the worst movie you have seen will look good to you after watching this all time turkey.
Watching Plan 9 from Outer Space, all the way through, should be on everyone's Bucket List.
Why you might ask?
Well, if you've been to hell, aren't you supposed to guaranteed a place in heaven?
Consider it a Life Experience.
I saw it in the theater when it came out and I was crazy enough to check it out of the Mesa, AZ, library, twice in the past twenty years.
I promise it won't do permanent brain damage. I know this because my shrink says that with a few more years of therapy I should be halfway normal again . . . . whatever that means.
So, take a chance and watch it. The damage won't be permanent. The voices will go away after awhile.
Be brave and take the Plan 9 challenge. :old:
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There's a new winner: Nazis at the centre of the Earth (2012)
Here a link to a review and some clips which may not be suitable for work, children or anyone really.
http://io9.com/nazis-at-the-center-of-the-earth/
I saw it recently and have to say it's truly dreadful and all the more enjoyable for that.
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"Zotz" with Tom Post