How do you know your beer was stolen intentionally?
Put 10 Beers in a glass, and people will not know which one is their's. Plus, at 1.4k, it's hard to determine if a beer has been partially consumed or not.
There's no need to whine about your beer missing. If you're a lightweight, and with a name like "Fatty", I doubt it, then you deserve to lose your beer.
I never thought I would quote the movie "Cocktail" but:
"Beer is for breakfast around here. Drink or be gone!"
Oh god I feel like I need a shower now...