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Offline spitfiremkv

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« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2005, 05:30:08 PM »
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hahah couldn't help it I'm such a party pooper!!!! :lol

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« Reply #31 on: April 19, 2005, 05:31:33 PM »
is near, thought JB. Next he thought to himself, "How could she be pregnant - I've been firing blanks my whole life!"

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« Reply #32 on: April 19, 2005, 05:37:43 PM »
Besides....she's a goat!

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« Reply #33 on: April 19, 2005, 05:42:56 PM »
A goat named spitfiremkv, it was the crying game but with animals!!

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« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2005, 05:49:19 PM »
What was worse for SOB was that Spitfiremkv was the ugliest goat in the herd.
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« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2005, 05:53:38 PM »
And it was cheating on him with a JB!!!

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« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2005, 05:57:50 PM »
But in comes JB42 wearing his Super Sexy Ninja suit
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« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2005, 06:14:20 PM »
that ripped when he did the splits.

Offline ASTAC

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« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2005, 06:20:11 PM »
With his bellybutton exposed for everyone to see, he slowly assumed the position.
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« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2005, 06:35:34 PM »
Then suntracker sat down and wept because of all the homosexuality that the Oclub members kept revealing.

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« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2005, 06:37:47 PM »
He was alarmed to find what he sat on wasn't a chair...
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« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2005, 06:45:37 PM »
It was spitfiremkv's horns.
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« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2005, 06:52:19 PM »
He soon came to found out it wasn't his horns, but his..

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« Reply #43 on: April 19, 2005, 06:55:29 PM »
But before he could complete that thought..spitfirmkv's sister LALA walked in.
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« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2005, 06:59:21 PM »
With a 70's slap bass porn riff in the background, delivered a rectal rearrangement that far exceeded the holocaust of AKAK and Wolfala's 38s rocket runs. He gasped...


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