Wow.. lemme kick the can once.. see what pops out. Identify the author.. and dispute his observations... if you can.
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills."
(really.. scary ain't it??)
" History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it"
(now which testament was that...?)
"Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other sins are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful--just stupid.)"
(we need rules, sure... but who's to say we need theirs?)
"The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by H.Sapiens is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the sacharrine adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not recieve this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion, without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least productive industries in history."
(vengance is Mine!!!)
"Anyone who can worship a trinity and insist that his religion is a monotheism can believe anything... just give him time to rationalize it."
(HEADLINE:.. Religion Debunked, Theologists Not Amused)
"There is an old, old story about a theologian who was asked to reconcile the Doctrine of Divine Mercy with the doctrine of infant damnation. 'The Almighty,' he explained, 'finds it necessary to do things in His official and public capacity which in His private and personal capacity He deplores.' "
(i kinda liked that one.
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"potatos perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly. "
(hehehhe.. now THATS on the money)
"The faith in which I was brought up assured me that I was better than other people; I was saved, they were damned ...Our hymns were loaded with arrogance -- self-congratulation on how cozy we were with the Almighty and what a high opinion he had of us, what hell everybody else would catch come Judgment Day."
(Oh yah. Burn in hell; baby!!
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" I've never understood how God could expect His creatures to pick the one true religion by faith - it strikes me as a sloppy way to run a universe. "
(now then; what was it the buddists were saying about muhommed??)